Chapter 17-The Great Stupid Is On The Bed!
Everyone looked at him with disdain.
If you don't have any watermelons, why do you want to eat other people's watermelon skin?
F * ck…This was really a move.
He knew how to play!
Qin Huairu wanted to stop him, but she was instinctively afraid of Jia Zhangshi and did not dare to speak.
After all, her husband, Jia Dongxu, hadn't even said anything!
"This can't be eaten, right?" Qin Huairu only dared to use a weak tone to express her objection.
Jia Zhang-shi said," You can eat it. Why can't you eat it after it's washed? Try it!"”
"Alright!"
The stick grabbed a piece of watermelon skin from the bowl.
"Crack, crack, crack…"
The crispy watermelon skin had a sweet taste.
That's right. Although it was just a watermelon rind, it was the watermelon rind on top of the watermelon rewarded by Jia Wen's system. It was different from ordinary watermelon rind.
It could be said that the watermelon rind could even be used as a salad.
Not only was it cold, but it was also crispy.
The taste was still first-class.
"Mom…Grandma, this watermelon skin is really delicious. Try it!”As he ate, he took out the watermelon rind for Qin Huiru and Jia Zhangshi.
Qin Huairu waved her hand in disgust.""I won't eat!"
Jia Zhang-shi also laughed and said,"Good grandson, I won't eat. You eat more!"”
Kacha!
Kacha!
Kacha!
The stick began to eat the watermelon rind.
Yan Jiedi, who was from the Third Uncle's house next door, was envious. She was a little girl who was less than ten years old. She was itching to see the stick nibbling on the watermelon rind.
"Mom…I want to eat watermelon rind too!”Yan Jiedi looked at Third Aunt.
Pa…
As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Bugui slapped him,""Useless girl, if you say another word, I'll beat you to death!”
" Wuwuwu…" Yan Jiedi cried,""Why can the stick be eaten but I can't!”
Third Uncle wanted to say that it was dirty, but when he saw the stick stalk eating so happily, he swallowed his words.
Third Uncle didn't say it directly, but the rest of the neighbors didn't stand on ceremony.
"Pfft…Watermelon Skin, you're really talented!”
"It's fine to eat the watermelon rind, but the key is that it was poured on a pile of dung!”
"Isn't this dirty?"
"You'll look better if you have diarrhea!"
The night sky was filled with stars.
The moonlight shone like water in the courtyard.
Although the neighbors were whispering, no one knew where the voice came from, so Jia Zhang-shi's face was dark and she couldn't find the source.
If one were to talk about the source, there were people discussing it from all directions.
Crack... Crack...
The stick was still eating.
He ate the two watermelons cleanly.
"The watermelon skin is so delicious!" After eating, the stick meme was still a little unsatisfied."Grandma, why don't you ask Jia Wen and the others for some watermelon rind? I still want to eat…burp…"
He burped.
"Pfft…"
"Chi chi…"
Someone sneered.
Jia Zhangshi said: " It's too late. Good grandson, you should go to sleep quickly!"”
The night wind blew gently, and the heat left behind during the day slowly dissipated. The entire courtyard was quiet. Some people had already fallen asleep, snoring and dying.
Someone was whispering.
The electric fan in Jia Wen's house was still buzzing nonstop.
From the outside, it was a warm and gentle scenery.
After some time, the warm and gentle atmosphere was suddenly broken by a discordant voice.
"Rumble…Bang…"
The sound was loud!
Third Uncle sat up straight,""Thunder, thunder…quick, quick, it's going to rain!”
Crash...
The people who were sleeping in the courtyard sat up one by one.
However, looking at the starry and moonlit night sky above him: What kind of rain is this?
A sunny day!
"It's a sunny day. Why are you shooting thunder?" Third Uncle mumbled. After three seconds, he said,"F * ck…It stinks, it stinks. What's this smell?”
Third Uncle covered his nose.
The surrounding people also stood up and covered their noses.
"What happened?"
"Why is it so smelly!"
"Did someone release a stink bomb?"
The five or six households in the middle courtyard were all awakened. The stench even spread to the backyard and front courtyard.
Jia Zhang-shi sat up and cursed," That bastard's fart stinks to death. Damn it, why don't you go and die?!"”
As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Huairu said,""Not good, Mom…It's a stick…The stick pooped all over the bed. It stinks!”
"Ah?"
Jia Zhangshi hurriedly covered her mouth.
He had just cursed someone else for being damned, but now he suddenly realized that this damned person was his own grandson.
What kind of experience was this?
"Awesome, awesome…"
"Wake up, wake up…"
"Puff, puff, puff…"
"Bang…"
The stick turned over and continued to shoot lightning.
"Delicious…Delicious, the watermelon skin is really delicious!"”
"Puff!" Qin Huairu was about to vomit blood." Mom…I told you not to let him eat watermelon rind. Look at how it's done now!"”
"This bed is full of shit!"
"The clothes too!"
"This plaster is all the same!"
One had to know that at this time, the stick was still in a cast.
"Quick, quick, quick!"
The Old Merchant's family immediately turned on the lights and began cleaning.
The surrounding neighbors were so smelly that they couldn't sleep. Some of them simply moved their blankets back to their houses to sleep.
" This damned Li Qin, she deliberately let us stick stalks eat her watermelon rind, she deserves to die…" Jia Zhang-shi pinched her nose as she cleaned up, while fiercely cursing,""God, at least let the whole family die. Don't get up tomorrow!”
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