Liu Guangfu Dropped His Pants!
"Ding dong…"
In the courtyard house, Jia Wen was still sleeping in.
The system's voice entered his mind.
" We have arrived at the check-in point. Would you like to check in…"
Jia Wen rubbed his sleepy eyes and sat up while suppressing his sleepiness.
Damn it…His body had turned into a child's, so why did he have to sleep like a child? It was as if he couldn't wake up all day long.
In this era, there weren't many entertainment programs. Basically, they would go to bed at eight o'clock at night.
However, she did not wake up until past eight in the morning.
Damn it, I slept for twelve hours. I'm drunk.
"Sign in!"
[Ding-dong. The host has successfully signed in!]”
"Congratulations, host, you have received 888 yuan!”
"Congratulations, host. You have obtained 88 durians, 132 jackfruit, and 666 kilograms of top-grade 5J cherries!”
" Congratulations, host. You have received 100 kilograms of food stamps, 100 square feet of cloth stamps, 10 watch stamps, some meat stamps, some sugar stamps…"
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Super Divine Chef skill scroll!”
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a pair of special-grade Beast Talismans!”
Jia Wen was instantly invigorated,[There are imported fruits like cherries, durians, and jackfruit that I can eat today. This is good stuff.]
In Jia Wen's previous life, this fruit was a first-class luxury fruit. Ordinary families really couldn't afford it.
He still remembered the first time he ate cherries. He always felt that the taste was not good. It wasn't sweet.
At that time, he was puzzled,"They are both cherries, but these foreign cherries are not very sweet. The taste is also very bland, so why are they still sold at such a high price?"
In the end, it wasn't until he ate 4J's best cherries that he realized that his previous judgment had been careless.
It wasn't that it wasn't sweet. It was that whatever he could afford at that time wasn't sweet!
Apart from the fruits, there were also two special items.
One of them was the Super Divine Chef Skill Scroll. One could tell what this thing was at a glance. It must have been a chef skill obtained after fusing with it, and the food it cooked became more and more delicious.
After all, it was something of little value.
However, Gavin did not let it go and directly fused it into his body.
As expected!
After a surge of heat, Gavin mastered the most advanced cooking skills on this planet.
No matter what kind of cuisine it was, no matter which country it was from, he could pick it up at any time.
"However, what is this pair of Beast Talismans?”
This name was quite comical.
Buzz…
Jia Wen's divine sense swept over the pair of beast talismans.
Instantly, information gushed out.
[Beast Talisman: A special item rewarded by the system. It can be used on two specific characters at the same time. After using it, a magical connection will be produced between the specific characters. They will lose their will and consciousness and want to get lost together!]
Puff...
After seeing this explanation, Gavin couldn't help but give the system a thumbs up. Beast…He was really a beast.
"If I give this thing to Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhangshi, or to Jia Dongxu and He Yuzhu, the result will definitely be as beastly as you can imagine.
However!
No hurry, take it slow. This thing is murderous. I'm not going to use it until the critical moment!
Get up!
After washing up, he woke his sister Guoguo up and helped her put on her clothes. The siblings sat at the small square table and ate breakfast.
He still had fish for breakfast.
Last night's steamed bass weighed more than three catties. The three of them didn't finish it, and half of it was left. The siblings ate it.
After eating, Jia Wen took out two catties of top-grade cherries from the system space and started eating again.
" Wow…" The younger sister had just taken a bite when her eyes widened."Brother, what is this? It's so delicious. It's so sweet, so sweet!”
Jia Wen pursed his lips." What you're eating is only sweet. There's even something that isn't sweet!"”
"This is Big Cherry!"
"Oh, oh, oh!" Guoguo buried her head in her food.
After eating the cherries, the two of them drank some water and went out.
His goal today was to buy a sewing machine for his mother so that she wouldn't have to stay up late at night.
Although it was a tradition of the Dragon Country for a loving mother to hold the thread in her hand and for a wanderer to wear clothes, Jia Wen did not want his mother to enjoy this tradition day and night.
There were very few ready-made clothes these days. If there were enough ready-made clothes, he would definitely not buy a sewing machine. Instead, he would buy clothes.
However, as soon as he stepped out of the door, he saw the branches and leaves of the old mulberry tree at his door trembling slightly.
Jia Wen raised his head and looked at the tree in astonishment.
He saw Second Uncle's second son, Liu Guangfu, poking his head out and looking into the crow's nest!
He still hadn't discovered Jia Wen.
Jia Wen coughed dryly and asked,""Brother Guangfu, what are you doing?”
Liu Guangfu was so scared that he almost fell off the tree.
" Ah…Wenwen…I…I…" Liu Guangfu blushed and was a little nervous.
That's right, he was here to steal eggs.
It was said that there were eggs in the crow's nest, and everyone had seen Jia Wen take out the eggs in front of everyone, so he also wanted to try his luck.
But no matter what, this tree belonged to Jia Wen's family.
If he went up to take it out, it would be equivalent to stealing.
Moreover, he had been discovered.
Liu Guangfu panicked.
"No…I came to pick some mulberry leaves to feed the silkworms!”
Liu Guangfu quickly lied.
Feed silkworms?
I don't even have silkworms.
However, Jia Wen said,"Alright, I'll go with you to see your silkworms later!"”
Puff...
He was exposed in an instant.
Liu Guangfu was so scared that he quickly slipped down from the tree.
In the end, he accidentally caught his pants on a branch, but the trunk of the mulberry tree was so slippery that it was hard to say.
Therefore, a scene that shocked the entire neighborhood appeared.
Liu Guangfu's pants were caught by a tree branch and he slid down the tree naked.
Puff...
Jia Wen said that his eyes were stinging.
Although they were still children, Liu Guangfu was already in his teens and had finished junior high school.
So special!
"Puff, puff, puff…"
The old ladies in the courtyard burst out laughing.
Liu Guangfu bowed and landed awkwardly under the old mulberry tree.
He lowered his head, but his eyes rolled up. Looking at the pants floating on the tree like a flag, he felt an indescribable sense of defeat that could not be dispelled even after many years.
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