Qin Huairu Turns On Taunt Mode!
"You damned child, you only know how to eat, you only know how to eat…"
"I'll whip you to death!"
Qin Huairu gave the stick a symbolic smack on its head.
The teacher quickly stopped him." Don't, don't, don't. Don't hit me…"
The male teacher said," We're just doing a test. Not all children can answer these simple questions. Some children have learned it before, and some have not. It doesn't matter!”
"Your child has no problem either. He speaks clearly, and his thoughts are very…cough…very strange. Go, pay the money over there!”
Qin Huairu was instantly overjoyed and said,""Teacher, do you mean that my child passed?”
She thought that the meme would not be able to register!
"Of course I passed!" The teacher replied.
"Hmm…this child is actually very smart!”
Of course, the teacher's last sentence was meant to comfort Qin Huiru out of the politeness and dignity of an intellectual.
However, Qin Huairu was overjoyed when she heard that.
My son is smart!
My son is very smart!
Yes, I'll definitely study well in the future!
As she paid, she looked at Jia Wen.
Now it was Gavin's turn to take the test.
Although Li Qin was smiling happily during the test, she was still very nervous when it was her son's turn!
"Hello, teacher!" Jia Wen bowed slightly to his teacher.
"Not bad!" "Hello, very polite child…Come, come, come…I'll ask you a simple question!"”
"Tell me, how many legs does a grasshopper have?”
Phew...
Hearing this question, Li Qin heaved a sigh of relief.
Who didn't know how many legs a grasshopper had?
Don't children catch grasshoppers every day?
The Siheyuan they lived in was not in the city center. There were many wastelands around them. It was not summer or autumn yet, so many children would catch grasshoppers to play.
It could be said that this was a simple question for an ordinary child.
It was similar to how many legs a sheep had.
There were very few people present who didn't know.
But…but!
Gavin was embarrassed.
That's right, he really didn't know!
In his previous life, he had never had the chance to play with locusts, much less pay attention to how many legs a locust had.
Hmm…
Definitely not four legs.
Just make a random guess.
Jia Wen thought for a moment and said,"Eight legs?”
Li Qin's face darkened.
" Pfft…hahahaha!" Qin Huairu laughed out loud without restraint."I don't even know how many legs a grasshopper has. Eight legs, hahaha…This is the first time I've heard of an eight-legged grasshopper!”
Jia Wen's face darkened,"Wrong answer?"
" Uh…" He quickly corrected her and said,""That means six legs. Teacher, this question is a blind spot in my knowledge. I really don't know!”
At first, the teacher wanted to laugh.
But when Jia Wen said this, the male teacher opposite him could no longer laugh.
Hiss hiss…
As an intellectual, he even sucked in two breaths of cold air.
F * ck…
These were the words of a child.
This reaction!
This speed!
This calm and composed manner.
And the words 'knowledge blind spot' were so apt.
However, other than male teachers, very few people noticed this.
"Then let me ask you another question!”"What question do you think I should ask you?" The male teacher chuckled.”
This question was thrown to Gavin.
"Teacher, you should ask me a harder question!" Jia Wen smiled bitterly.”
It's impossible for me to not know the common knowledge of ordinary children.
If he got another question wrong, it would be too embarrassing.
"Alright!" The teacher nodded." Then let me ask you. Do you know how tall you are?"”
This question seemed simple, but in fact, in the eyes of children before they entered school, it was as difficult as ascending to the heavens.
This was because very few children knew how to measure length before they started learning.
"I haven't measured it before, but I estimate it to be between 1.3 meters and 1.35 meters!"”
"Not bad!" The male teacher smiled and said," You even know such a difficult question. If you pass…go and pay the fees!"”
"By the way, little friend, what's your name again?”
"Jia Wen!"
"Good, not bad, Jia Wen!"
Li Qin heaved a sigh of relief and handed over 1.20 yuan to the last teacher.
No one knew the teacher who had collected the money last.
However, Jia Wen recognized Ran Qiuye.
That's right!
This was Ran Qiu, Teacher Ye Ran.
She looks pretty good, but I'm too young. Otherwise, I could go and soak in it.
"Little brat!"
After paying, Li Qin pulled Jia Wen to the side and said,""You scared me to death. I thought you wouldn't be able to pass the test…You child, how come you don't even know how many legs a grasshopper has?”
Jia Wen stuck out his tongue.
Behind him!
The teachers discussed as they worked.
"Hehehe…Those two kids who just passed by were really interesting!”
"One only knows how to eat, and the other doesn't even know how many grasshopper legs he has!”
"I'm dying of laughter, hehehe…"
"Yes, I am!" The male teacher's eyes narrowed slightly as he looked at Jia Wen. He then said indifferently,""There are too many ordinary children, but children with early intelligence are like a drop in the ocean!”
There was one more thing he didn't say,"Just you wait. It won't be long before the name Jia Wen will shake the entire school."
"Alright!" The male teacher stood up and said," I still have some matters to attend to. I'll be leaving first. As for the rest of the students, Ran Qiuye, you can ask them." However, don't make things difficult for the parents. Regardless of whether the problem is correct or not, as long as the child speaks clearly and there are no obvious problems, they have to take him in!”
"Got it!" Ran Qiuye stood up and said respectfully,""President Wu, take care!"
……
After registering, Li Qin, Jia Wen, and Guoguo walked around the school again before slowly returning to the courtyard house.
As soon as they entered the courtyard house, they heard Qin Huairu's exaggerated laughter.
"Hahahaha…I'm dying of laughter!”
" You guys don't know. How embarrassing…"
"Even I feel embarrassed for her. Someone actually said that writing has eight legs…Hahaha…I'm afraid there's something wrong with this child!”
"Hai, in the future, the teachers will definitely not like it!”
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