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45 . The Director’s Tricks

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The netizens in the live broadcast room looked as if they were just watching the show.

"Poor Peng Peng, even his thigh has to be lent to others, haha.”

"Wow, looking at Xu Li's face up close, I have to say that God is really trying to stuff food into his mouth.”

"That's right, she's simply like Nuwa!”

"Your skin is wrinkled from laughing. Quickly give me money to apply the sheep embryo extract!”

"So where did Saipan go? Have you found Saipan?"

"Stop asking. Saipan carried the train and ran away overnight!”

……

The two of them continued to walk forward, paying attention to the branches by the roadside.

"Wait a minute, are we thinking the wrong way?"

"The rotten branches should have been pulled to a relatively empty place. Otherwise, it would affect their normal lives!”

Peng Peng listened to Xu Li's analysis and nodded in agreement.

"Brother, there seems to be a small square in front.”

The square wasn't big, and it was just a place for the villagers to do their daily activities.

There were only a few uncles and aunties sitting around the tree, eating melon seeds.

Xu Li and Peng Peng had already made a few poses at the scene, but no one paid attention to them.

The old men played chess while the aunties chatted.

"Grandpa, do you know that…"

"Hey, go away, go away, General!" You're finished, hahahaha!"

"Auntie, can I ask about that…"

"Let me tell you, his wife was found out to be with her father-in-law. The two of them are fighting endlessly!”

……

???

This group of people was probably extras hired by the director!

All of them were so weird!

Xu Li opened and closed his mouth, but he still could not say anything.

Peng Peng, who had suffered a setback, also began to feel a little depressed.

There weren't many people in the surroundings, but this square had the most people.

If he wanted to ask someone else, he would probably have to spend more time and money.

However, the crowd in Yearning did not take the usual path!

Three minutes of silence passed.

Peng Peng looked at his watch and prepared to pull Xu Li away.

"Wait a minute."

"Do you have a way? Brother?"

Peng Peng looked at Xu Li's determined eyes. It seemed that he had already made up his mind.

"Pengpeng, do you think you're a talented actor?”

Peng Peng: ”

"The greatest nature of human beings is to eat melons, so let's pretend to quarrel!"”

Peng Peng:

Before he could react, Peng Peng was directly thrown in front of his mother by Xu Li.

"Tell me, why are you hitting on my girlfriend?”

"You want to court my wife and my girlfriend? What do you mean?”

The noisy environment immediately returned to silence.

The aunty who was chatting beside him instantly stopped munching on melon seeds and pulled her ears long.

She deliberately moved closer to Xu Li and the others.

Peng Peng was confused by Xu Li.

Xu Li winked at him and deliberately shook his shoulder angrily.

After about two seconds, Peng Peng finally understood what he meant.

A love triangle?

I'm good at this!

As he spoke, Peng Peng immediately went into actor mode.

"Your wife and your girlfriend are best friends. Those two are my babies!”

F * ck! It was so explosive!

The aunties couldn't care less about anything else and ran straight to Xu Lipeng's side.

They all put their hands on Xu Li and pretended to want to stop the fight.

In fact, they were gossiping openly.

The old man who was playing chess at the side stared at the chessboard, but one of his feet began to move out.

Seeing this, Peng Peng continued to roar at Xu Li,

"Your wife is afraid of pain, so I asked her best friend to help me give birth. What's wrong with that?”

Xu Li stood there for a long time before he understood the complicated relationship.

He had to say,

Peng Peng's arrogant look really portrayed the charm of a scumbag.

Due to this brain-burning relationship, Xu Li could not come up with the next line for a moment.

"Do you think others are fools if they don't get angry?”

As he spoke, Xu Li pretended to push Peng Peng.

The aunties beside them quickly pulled them away.

"What's going on? What was going on? Young man, don't be impulsive. If you have something to say, tell me!”

"Yes, yes, yes. Don't be anxious. Don't make a move. We'll help you solve it!”

When the old men saw this, they instantly became interested and ran over to watch.

The aunties who did not care about them at all,

He suddenly became extremely passionate and concerned about their matters.

Xu Li and Peng Peng's lips curled into a triumphant smile.

He took the bait.

Xu Li immediately complained with a bitter face,

"Actually, it's nothing much. It's just that my wife asked him to go to a place with a lot of rotten branches and wanted to go on a date secretly.”

"Auntie, do you know where the rotten branches are piled up?”

When the auntie heard about the rotten branch, she immediately told him the address without hesitation.

"Over there!"

The auntie's brows furrowed together, and she took out the aura of catching a mistress.

After achieving their goal, Peng Peng and Xu Li quickly changed their expressions.

"Thank you, Auntie. Thank you, Uncle."

The middle-aged woman hurriedly slapped her thigh and followed.

"Sigh, you haven't told us about your matters yet. Tell us about it!”

Xu Li and Peng Peng ran wildly without looking back.

Peng Peng: " Brother, why are you so smart to think of this to deal with the director's team?”

"A place like this where aunties and uncles gather is often the gathering place for the most important information in the village.”

"Zhang San in the east of the village lost a sheep. If word gets out to the west of the village, it'll become Li Si's mother died."”

"Sigh, who asked them to be restless!”

The cameraman listened from the side and nodded unconsciously.

This guy's brain was really sharp!

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