Half an hour later.
Xu Damao, Li Jianjun, and Lou Xiao'e were drinking wine and eating fish. They were talking and laughing. Their days were pleasant.
"It's too delicious. I, Xu Damao, am considered a knowledgeable person, but I've never seen such good cooking skills. You've improved. This time, not only did your cooking skills advance, but your cooking skills have also advanced.”
"Come, drink more."
After Xu Damao tasted Li Jianjun's cooking, he was full of praise.
"This vegetable paste is sweet and tender as soon as it enters your mouth. It can be said to be a perfect match with grass carp. The perfect combination of the two flavors was as gorgeous as the revival of all things in spring!”
"It feels so comfortable!"
Lou Xiao'e was also intoxicated by the food, completely immersed in the world of delicious food.
The aroma of the grilled fish could not be suppressed at all and kept drifting outwards.
At Jia Dongxu's house, the whole family was enjoying a bowl of porridge with the porridge they had snatched from He Yuzhu.
This time, they had to pay Li Jianjun 100 yuan. This month, their family could only eat porridge. Fortunately, He Yuzhu would bring some food back every day.
"It smells so good. I smell grilled fish.”
"Grandma, I want to eat fish and roast chicken wings!”
"The grilled chicken wings yesterday were too fragrant."
The stick raised its head and stared at Jia Zhang-shi, swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
"That bastard Li Jianjun must be eating meat again. He's eating them to death every day.”
"He must have taken our money to eat and drink.”
Jealousy!
Jia Zhang-shi was so jealous that her face was beyond recognition.
"I really miss the chicken and pork from yesterday…That turtle cake was indeed top-notch in cooking.”
Jia Dongxu nodded and smacked his lips, his face revealing a look of endless aftertaste.
"Dad, Mom, Grandma, I'm full. I'm going out to play.”
After a while, the stick rolled his eyes and turned around to leave.
In the backyard.
Li Jianjun and Xu Damao were drinking, and Lou Xiao'e helped to fill a glass of wine.
After a while.
The stick stalker sneaked into the backyard.
He looked at the fish on Li Jianjun's table and drooled, but he did not dare to walk over.
After walking around, his gaze finally landed on Xu Damao's chicken coop.
"Old hen?"
"I miss eating roast chicken."
The cudgel's eyes lit up and he smacked his lips. He was already thinking about when he would cook roast chicken.
"Hey, isn't this a little joke?”
"What are you wandering around here for? Get lost and go to Silly Zhu's house to cause trouble.”
After Xu Damao noticed the joke, he waved his hand and chased him away.
"I want to eat meat."
The stick guy stared at Li Jianjun and Xu Damao and pretended to be wronged.
"Here, bones, pick them up from the ground.”
Shocking!
Li Jianjun was dumbfounded.
He felt that he was already harsh enough.
However, Xu Damao was even more mean. He grabbed the fish bone on the table and threw it in front of the little stick.
"Da Mao!"
Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it anymore. She pushed Xu Damao and felt that he had gone too far.
"Your hen doesn't lay eggs."
"Pfft!"
All of a sudden, the meme said something shocking.
It was probably because Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhangshi had scolded Xu Damao too much that they had learned the little stick meme.
"You bastard, I'll kill you!”
Xu Damao's face turned pale when he heard that. He stood up with a whoosh and was about to smash the stick with the wine bottle.
The clown was actually him.
He wanted to play with the stick like a dog, but the other party directly used a big move, directly making him suffer 99999 magic attacks, attacking his heart.
"Little brat, you have a father but no mother to raise you.”
Lou Xiao'e's temper had always been good, but after hearing the joke, she was in a mess.
"A little, a little!"
The stick meme even turned around and made a face at Xu Damao before shooting off into the middle of the courtyard.
"Brat, don't run!"
Xu Damao was flustered and exasperated. He picked up the wine bottle and chased after her.
In the middle court.
"Awesome, why are you running in a panic?”
At this time, Jia Dongxu had already eaten and drank a few more glasses of wine. He was staggering as he walked.
He smelled the fragrance of the vegetables in the air and couldn't help but move his feet to the backyard.
It was too fragrant.
The dishes made by the Culinary God's legacy, even if they weren't hungry in this era, they probably couldn't resist.
"Dad, save me!"
"Xu Damao wanted to hit me."
The stick was panicking, and it ran towards Jia Dongxu.
It was like when a child was playing and rushing into his parents 'arms.
The stick was now as tall as Jia Dongxu's waist. It rushed towards him, its position was right, and its speed was fierce.
"That dog Xu Damao, this bastard actually bullied my son.”
"He must be jealous of my son.”
Jia Dongxu was originally drunk, but when he heard Xu Damao's joke, he became energetic and rushed over.
"Ouch!"
without coincidence, no book can be written.
At this moment, the stick slipped and crashed into Jia Dongxu.
Coincidentally.
The club's head hit Jia Dongxu's crotch and Qihai acupoint.
"Ahhhhh!"
In the next moment, Jia Dongxu's face turned as red as a pig's liver. He let out an earth-shattering scream.
"Plop!"
The pain invaded his bones.
Jia Dongxu could not stand up at all, and he fell backward to the ground.
"Hiss!"
It was so painful that he peed.
In an instant.
Jia Dongxu's crotch area was completely soaked in urine.
Father and son filial piety, filial piety comes from the strong.
The little stick terrier's nimble movements were too precise, and it hit the target in one shot.
Jia Dongxu felt that the blisters had burst, and he was in so much pain that he lost control of his bowels. He lay on the ground and screamed in pain.
"Oh my, what's going on?”
Xu Damao walked out with a bottle of wine and smiled like a fool. He stared at Jia Dongxu with interest.
"Xu Damao, you son of a b * tch, you extinct family…Ouch, it hurts."
Jia Dongxu lay on the ground, grimacing in pain. He wanted to curl up to protect his lower body, but the pain made him unable to struggle. He could only scream.
The meme was dumbfounded.
"Dad, how are you?"
"Daddy, don't die. I can't live without Daddy!”
Filial piety comes from the strong, and the son deceives the father.
After the stick guy came back to his senses, he hugged Jia Dongxu's thigh. Just as he lay down, an angry smell assaulted his nose.
"Dog, your father is still alive.”
"Dog, watch how I deal with you later.”
Jia Dongxu's scream was very real, but he also had a lot of strength to curse.
"Aiyo, my son, what's wrong with you?”
Jia Zhangshi heard Jia Dongxu's scream and scrambled out of the house.
"Hmm?"
"Ah Tu!"
Just as he squatted down and wanted to help Jia Dongxu up, he was choked by the smell of urine and almost vomited.
"Qin Huairu, you jinx, hurry up and come out. What's wrong with you looking at things?”
With a look of disdain, he howled at the side and did not help Jia Dongxu up.
"Xu Damao, you son of a b * tch. How did you beat my Dongxu up like this? I'll fight it out with you.”
After Jia Zhangshi finished shouting, she stood up and pounced on Xu Damao.
"Get lost, what does this have to do with me?”
Xu Damao pulled a long face and pushed Jia Zhangshi to the ground.
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