"Damn it, who stole my vegetables?”
"There's a thief in our courtyard."
As soon as Li Jianjun returned home, he found that his vegetables had been stolen.
Looking at the footprints on the window, it was obvious that they were children. This must have been God Thief's doing.
"I really f * cking regret it. Why didn't I throw the itching powder and laxatives in?”
Li Jianjun pulled a long face, as black as charcoal.
This stick had actually sneaked into his house. He was really audacious. He didn't know that Lord Ma had three eyes.
"Xiao Jun, what happened?"
"There's a thief. That little thing, the punctual stick, did it.”
As soon as Li Jianjun shouted, Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao ran over.
Xu Damao was smart, or perhaps he had some personal grudges.
"Damao, don't make wild guesses."
"Xiao Jun, go find Second Uncle. This kind of thing must be reported to the few elders.”
Lou Xiao'e glared at Xu Damao and told him not to talk nonsense. She suggested that Li Jianjun go find a few old men.
"Second Uncle, there was a thief in Xiao Jun's house.”
Li Jianjun hadn't even said that he wanted to seek justice from the three masters, but Lou Xiao'e enthusiastically went to find Liu Haizhong.
"What?"
"Li Jianjun had a thief in his house? Is the bicycle still there?"
When Yi Liu Haizhong heard that Li Jianjun's house had been robbed, his face clearly revealed a touch of joy.
"Second Uncle, what are you talking about? Did he want someone to steal Xiao Jun's bicycle?”
Lou Xiao'e was speechless.
The face in Liu Hai was really nauseating.
"Cough cough, no... We are a model compound. How could there be a thief? We must take this matter seriously. I will go and check it out immediately.”
Liu Haizhong looked embarrassed and hurried to Li Jianjun's house to check the crime scene.
"Comrade Jianjun, I heard that there was a thief in your house. What did you lose?”
"I deeply sympathize with you for being robbed. Don't worry, as the second uncle of the courtyard, I will definitely uphold justice for you.”
As soon as Liu Haizhong entered Li Jianjun's house, he spoke in an official tone and vowed as if he was the reincarnation of a great lord.
"Second Uncle, don't be so nervous. It's just that the leftovers were stolen last night.”
Li Jianjun stared at Liu Haizhong with a fake smile and pointed at the plate on his table.
"Oh, that's good. The losses aren't too great.”
"However, a thief has appeared in our model compound. This matter is very serious. I suggest that we convene a full-court meeting.”
Hence, under Liu Haizhong's leadership, the Academy Meeting was soon held.
"There's a thief in our courtyard.”
"Someone stole the leftover vegetables from Li Jianjun's house."
The few old men discussed for a long time and said a lot of empty words, but they still could not find out who the thief was.
At that moment, Li Jianjun could clearly see that Qin Huairu and her family were all nervous and their eyes were flickering.
The stick was carefully hiding behind Jia Zhangshi, not daring to look at Li Jianjun.
"Li Jianjun's house was robbed, it's none of our business.”
"Since we're already having a hospital meeting, my Dongxu has just been discharged from the hospital and is recuperating at home. My family is in a very difficult financial situation now, so why don't you call on everyone to donate some money to my family?”
"One or two isn't too little. Eight or ten is your token of appreciation.”
How shameless.
Jia Zhang-shi had gone crazy thinking about money. She could even say such brainless words.
"Alright, sister-in-law, don't interrupt.”
"There's a thief in this courtyard. We have to take it seriously. We can't lose the reputation of the model courtyard.”
"From now on, everyone must be more vigilant. If you encounter strangers, remember to report them.”
"Li Jianjun, you didn't lose much. Let's end this matter here.”
Yi Zhonghai could tell that this matter had something to do with the meme family.
After saying a bunch of empty words, he directly dismissed everyone.
....
In the backyard.
"What's wrong with Old Yi? He really couldn't understand why he would just let it go.”
Liu Haizhong felt that something was wrong, but with his little cleverness, he could not figure out what the problem was.
"Xiao Jun, close the doors and windows of the house.”
Lou Xiao'e said a few words to Li Jian with concern before going home.
"Tsk tsk, God Thief has indeed made his move.”
"In that case, I won't stand on ceremony.”
If others didn't offend me, I wouldn't offend them.
Initially, Jianjun Li ignored Jia Dongxu and his family since he saw that Jia Dongxu had been recuperating for the past few days.
Now that the meme had stolen into his house, how could he tolerate it?
"Watch how I deal with you."
Li Jianjun was a little depressed. After a few curses, he went to make dinner.
After thinking for a moment, Li Jianjun decided to make Egg Fried Rice. It was easy to put laxatives in this thing. Tomorrow, he would wait for God Thief to come.
After cooking, pouring oil, adding eggs, and sprinkling chopped green onions, the fragrance began to spread from Li Jianjun's house again.
It melted with the eggs, rice, shallots, and Lao Gan Ma sauce. The rice began to emit an alluring golden color, and the fragrance exploded like an aroma bomb.
"Oh my god, it's this fragrance again."
"This is scrambled eggs, right? If this thing can be made so seductively, how good must Li Jianjun's cooking skills be?”
"This Li Jianjun is considered to have made a meteoric rise. Only our family still eats steamed buns for three meals a day.”
For a moment, the people in the courtyard were discussing again.
The fragrance of the eggs and scallions was very strong and spread very quickly.
"Grandma, it smells so good.”
Eat the marrow to know the taste.
Yesterday, he easily sneaked into Li Jianjun's house and stole fish and pork. Today, after smelling the fragrance of Li Jianjun's cooking, his thoughts became active again.
"Grandson, go to his house tomorrow and take back whatever you can.”
Jia Zhang-shi hugged the stick and gulped. She couldn't wait, and her heart was itching.
"Yes, yes. I'm recuperating now and need to nourish my body.”
"The reason why I became like this is because of that bastard Li Jianjun. What's wrong with us going to that place to eat?”
"You're really shameless. You actually said that our boy was a thief. With my master protecting him, nothing happened.”
Jia Dongxu also echoed from the side, and he was even proud of himself.
"Yes, that Li Jianjun is a big dog. He eats a lot of fish and meat.”
The mother and son were also top-notch, echoing each other and hitting it off.
"Grandma, Dongxu, how can you teach a joke like this? This is stealing.”
Qin Huairu could not bear to watch any longer. She reminded him in a low voice, feeling uneasy.
"Mom, I'm not a thief. Grandma said I'm not.”
"Don't we all take Uncle Silly Zhu's things like this?”
Hiding in Jia Zhangshi's arms, the stick meme explained righteously.
"How is this the same? Silly Zhu is turning a blind eye to this. He is helping us, so he asked you to go to his house and rummage through his cabinets.”
Qin Huairu was dumbfounded.
She never expected her son's thoughts to be so terrifying.
"Grandma, you should mind your own business. Don't go to Li Jianjun's place to secretly take his things.”
Qin Huairu was very worried. She could only beg Jia Zhangshi to relent and not encourage the stick to commit petty theft.
"Pa!"
"Little b * tch, watch your mouth. How is my eldest grandson a thief?”
"Shut up, you useless thing. If you have the ability, why don't you let my eldest grandson eat meat every day?”
"Otherwise, what's wrong with Li Jianjun? That bastard is living a good life. It's only right for him to help us.”
Jia Zhang-shi's fat palm came at him.
A slap landed on Qin Huairu's face, causing her to see stars and be rendered speechless.
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