"Aiyo, it's so itchy!"
"Daddy, I'm so itchy. Help me scratch it.”
The stick felt that his body was getting more and more itchy. He couldn't scratch it with one hand at all.
After enduring for a while, she finally stood up and walked towards Jia Dongxu.
"Hualala!"
This little brat cried and pooped at the same time. It was extremely disgusting.
In addition to its ferocious appearance and festering skin, it was simply like a little malicious ghost.
"Get lost!"
"Brat, don't come near your father.”
Jia Dongxu raised his head and stared at the stick that was approaching him. He was exasperated. Without saying anything, he raised his hand and pushed the stick away.
The stick meme had diarrhea and was about to collapse.
His hands were still being tortured by the itching powder, and he was completely powerless.
Jia Dongxu pushed so hard that the stick fell to the ground and rolled to the side.
The gap between the toilet planks was about two feet wide. A child could easily fall down.
"Plop!"
A puddle of feces splashed up, and the stick fell into the pit with a plop.
"Ah! Help!"
"Daddy, save me!"
"Ah Tu! Uh, uh, uh..."
The stick fell into the manure pit and let out a shrill scream that pierced through the clouds.
His whole body sank down rapidly, opening his mouth to shout, and then pouring it into the mouth of the stick.
"Bastard, you're so useless and disappointing!”
"Give me your hand!"
Jia Dongxu didn't know that this was the effect of the bad luck talisman. He and his son were already plagued by bad luck and became the source of bad luck. Unlucky things would happen to them one after another.
"Grandson, what's wrong?"
"Dongxu, what happened?”
When Jia Zhangshi heard the mournful cry for help at the door of the latrine, she anxiously shouted inside.
"Mom, the stick fell into the toilet.”
Jia Dongxu had just pulled up his pants when he immediately pooped again. He could only squat down and continue to poop.
"Awesome, I'm here to save you."
Seeing that the stick's nose was about to be submerged, Jia Dongxu rushed over and pulled the stick's hand up.
"Puff! Puff! Puff!"
Jia Dongxu was squatting on the wooden board, pulling the rope. His whole body felt weak, and his balls were still hurting. He didn't have much strength.
"Sigh... Cough cough!"
The stick just happened to be stuck on the wooden board and could not be pulled up.
"Mom, come in and help!"
"Hurry up, the stick is about to drown in the shit.”
Jia Dongxu was extremely anxious. He turned his head and shouted as he pulled on his boxers.
"Aiyo, my eldest grandson, my great meme.”
When Jia Zhangshi heard that her eldest grandson was about to die, she was scared out of her wits. She directly pushed open the door of the latrine and rushed in.
Jia Dongxu had just broken the latrine's door bolt, so it was now left ajar, allowing Jia Zhangshi to enter easily.
"Ah!"
"Goddamn Jia Dongxu, how can you look after a child?”
Seeing this scene, Jia Zhangshi was so angry that her whole body trembled. She rushed over and pulled the stick.
"Puff! Puff! Puff!"
Jia Zhangshi ate the most Egg Fried Rice, so she had the worst diarrhea.
When he was pulling the stick, he squatted down and exerted force, and it flowed out again like a river breaking through a dike.
"Ah, it hurts."
Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhangshi were standing on the same wooden board, but the direction of their strength was different. It was so painful that they grimaced in pain.
As he shouted, he spat out feces.
"Brat, it still hurts!"
"Get up here!"
Jia Dongxu was flustered and exasperated. He endured the pain and forcefully pulled the rod up.
"Aiyo, my mother!"
"Slow down! Slow down!"
Jia Zhang-shi saw that the stick was covered in feces and retreated with a look of disgust.
"Kacha! Kacha!"
All of a sudden, the sound of a wooden plank cracking could be heard.
"What's that sound?"
Jia Dongxu felt that the sound came from under his feet, but the sound of the three people taking a dump also rose and fell. It was difficult to distinguish where the sound came from.
"Not good, this wooden board seems to be breaking.”
Suddenly, Jia Zhang-shi seemed to have remembered something terrible and shouted in horror.
"Kacha!"
"Boom!"
Jia Zhangshi's mouth seemed to have been lit up, or Jia Dongxu deserved it.
The wooden board that the three of them were stepping on suddenly broke into two halves, and the mother, son, and grandson fell into the urinal in unison.
The stench was overwhelming, and feces instantly surged over.
...
At Jia Dongxu's house.
"Mom, I want to go to the toilet too."
Little Dang raised his head and stared at Qin Huiru as he asked pitifully.
"Okay, Mommy will take you to the toilet.”
After Qin Huiru finished speaking, she carried Little Dang and hurriedly ran towards the latrine pit.
At this moment, Qin Huairu's stomach rumbled like a flood dragon. She was about to have diarrhea.
"Ah?"
"Dongxu, granny, what's wrong with you guys?”
By the time Qin Huairu arrived at the toilet, Jia Zhangshi, Jia Dongxu, and the stick had already gotten up from the toilet.
"Ah Tu!"
"Oh, oh, oh!"
The three of them squatted on the ground and vomited crazily. No one paid any attention to Qin Huairu.
"You jinx, quickly help me back.”
After a long time.
Jia Dongxu heaved a sigh of relief and hurriedly asked Qin Huairu to help him back.
Now that the three of them had fallen into the latrine pit, if anyone saw them, their entire family would become the laughing stock of the courtyard.
"I... I have to go to the toilet first."
Qin Huairu did not care and rushed into the latrine pit first.
"Dad, Grandma, Brother, you three stink.”
"Little Dang also pooped."
At this moment, Little Dang frowned and retreated with a look of disgust.
"Ah Tu."
In the next second, Qin Huairu had already run out of the outhouse. Her face was green and red as she vomited desperately.
A large piece of the wooden board in the latrine pit was broken, and there were traces of feces everywhere. The ground was in a mess, and the stench assailed his nose.
Qin Huairu could not help but vomit when she saw it.
Looking at Jia Dongxu and the other two who were covered in feces, he felt a wave of nausea and vomited even more violently.
"Yo, sister-in-law!"
"What's wrong with you guys?"
At this moment, Third Aunt walked over from nowhere. She probably wanted to go to the toilet.
"Aiyo, my god, did I fall into a manure pit?”
"Are the three of you alright?"
"Come, come, I'll call everyone to help.”
Third Aunt didn't know if she did it on purpose or if she really wanted to help.
She raised her voice and shouted towards the middle of the courtyard.
"Shut up!"
"Bastard!"
Ah Tu!
Jia Zhangshi stood up and was about to rush over to cover Third Aunt's mouth.
At this time, Jia Zhangshi, the stick, and Jia Dongxu had basically finished playing. They were weak and looked like they only had half a life left.
"Aiyo, it stinks!"
"Sister-in-law, what are you doing?”
Third Aunt also had a look of disgust and quickly retreated.
Little Dang, let's go back."
Meanwhile, Qin Huairu hurriedly carried Little Dang home.
When he got home, he rushed into his room and took the toilet bowl of the stick and Xiao Dang.
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