"Awesome, how are you?"
The moment they reached home, Qin Huairu immediately closed the door and bolted it, preventing even water from leaking out.
"Mom, my butt hurts. I was bitten by a dog.”
"Ah Tu!"
The stick was crying with tears in its eyes. As soon as it finished speaking, it opened its mouth and spat out a puddle of yellow, stinky filth.
"Pa!"
"You little slut, ignore this brat.”
"If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have fallen into the latrine pit today.”
"Hurry up and get me some water and clothes to change into.”
When Jia Dongxu saw Qin Huiru put him down, he turned around to coax the boy. He was so angry that he slapped Qin Huiru.
This slap was more or less mixed with personal grudges.
"I... I..."
Qin Huairu covered her face and stammered, not knowing how to explain.
"Pa!"
"You jinx, where did you go just now?”
"Do you despise the three of us? When you saw us get up from the manure pit, you disappeared. Now, the entire courtyard has already treated the three of us as a laughing stock.”
Jia Zhangshi was also furious. She raised her hand and slapped Qin Huairu again.
She was furious.
Qin Huairu slipped away quietly. Not only was she not mocked by everyone, but she also did not fall into the latrine pit. It was as if she had not pooped yet. This made Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu feel very unbalanced.
Why was Qin Huiru still fine when everyone fell into the toilet? Why did she only come out with a broom to chase away the farm dogs in the end?
"No, my stomach hurts. I'm back.”
"I'll go boil water first."
Qin Huairu felt wronged. After carefully explaining herself, she turned around and ran into the kitchen.
"Wuwuwu!"
Qin Huairu was starting a fire to boil water. The more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. She could not help but sob softly.
He regretted marrying Jia Dongxu and inexplicably thought of Li Jianjun.
Level 7 Engineer, Forever brand bicycle…Just thinking about all of this made one feel excited and satisfied. However, all of this could only be imagined. Everything could happen in a dream.
At this moment, her heart was filled with endless regret.
She lowered her head, and her tears fell to the ground like broken pearls. She didn't know if it was because of the smoke or because she felt wronged, but she cried even harder in her heart.
When Qin Huairu finally boiled water and prepared clean clothes, she was scolded by Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhangshi again, saying that she was dawdling.
There was no one to vent the grievances in her heart.
Qin Huairu felt like she was going to be depressed. She felt terrible and had nothing to live for.
******
In the evening.
Li Jianjun rode his bicycle back from work.
"Do you know? That stick went to eat sh * t."
"That's not right. That's clearly falling into a manure pit.”
" Tsk tsk, that's disgusting. The toilet was destroyed. Now that Yi Zhonghai is back, everyone is looking for him to discuss the repair costs of the latrine pit. Jia Dongxu's family must pay for it.”
"Haha, we haven't figured out the dog bite incident. We don't even know whose dog bit the stick and that bastard Jia Dongxu.”
As soon as Li Jianjun walked into the courtyard, everyone started discussing.
"Third Aunt, what do you mean by stick eating shit?”
Li Jianjun was also interested. He grabbed Third Aunt and asked.
"Sigh, this matter has spread throughout the entire courtyard. Today, Jia Dongxu, Jia Zhangshi, and the stick all fell into the latrine pit.”
"I don't know what happened. The three of them squeezed into the toilet together. They deserved to fall.”
Under Yan Bugui's persuasion, Third Aunt wanted to curry favor with Li Jianjun.
Today, Li Jianjun suddenly came to ask her about it. She felt flattered and told Li Jianjun everything. She even added fuel to the fire.
"Oh, I see. This is too unlucky.”
Li Jianjun's heart skipped a beat. He knew that God Thief must have come to his house to steal the Egg-Fried Rice. Now, it was retribution.
"Jianjun, it's time to get off work."
At this moment, Yan Bugui also walked out.
His gaze fell on the pork hanging from Li Jianjun's bicycle and he swallowed hard.
"Yes."
Li Jianjun was expressionless and didn't want to talk to Yan Bugui.
"Actually, there's more to come.”
"When Jia Zhangshi, Jia Dongxu, and the stick terrier returned to the middle court, they attracted the attention of a large group of dogs. They rushed over and bit the stick terrier and Jia Dongxu.”
"This matter is not clear. We are preparing to hold a general meeting of the entire academy.”
Yan Bugui fawned over Li Jianjun and made Jia Dongxu's family look especially miserable.
"Oh, this is really unlucky.”
Li Jianjun was stunned when he heard this, and the expression on his face became very strange.
The Misfortune Talisman and the laxative were too powerful.
In fact, at first, he just wanted to teach God Thief a lesson. It seemed that the whole family would have a share of his Egg-Fried Rice.
Yes!
"Alright, I'll go back and cook first.”
Li Jianjun quickly regained his composure and pushed his bicycle back.
In the middle court.
"Pfft!"
"A bunch of bastards. Now, they're all laughing at us. They're too shameless.”
"What is this? Are you very noble? Didn't his mother pick manure to water the vegetables back then?”
Now, rumors were spreading all over the courtyard house. Everyone was talking about his family falling into the latrine pit. There were even rumors about how they were so hungry that they ate sh * t.
"This dog is back."
"I bought another piece of meat. Why don't you eat shit?”
Jia Zhangshi was cursing when she saw Li Jianjun come back with a bicycle.
She stared at the pork that Li Jianjun bought and smacked her lips. However, she could smell the smell of feces, causing him to retch again.
In the backyard.
"You really came here to steal again.”
When Li Jianjun returned home, he found that the Egg Fried Rice was missing.
"Today, a few people probably pooped together. Under the effect of the bad luck talisman, a few people fell into the manure pit at the same time.”
Li Jianjun went to wipe the itching powder carefully. He sneered in his heart. They deserved it.
"Xiao Jun, go to the assembly.”
"They said something about Jia Dongxu and the stick being bitten by dogs.”
At this moment, Qin Huairu knocked on the door and called Li Jianjun to attend a meeting.
In order to scam a sum of money, the Jia Zhangshi had asked Yi Zhonghai to seek justice.
"Alright, wait for me."
When Li Jianjun, Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e, and the others came to the courtyard for a meeting, Jia Zhangshi was denouncing them.
"I don't care whose dog you are. It's your responsibility to raise dogs.”
"Let me tell you, since you can't find out whose dog bit you, you'll have to pay ten yuan each.”
"Five families and eight dogs. They have to compensate us 50 yuan.”
Jia Zhangshi really dared to ask for money. She hadn't even figured out who bit Jia Dongxu and the stick meme, yet she was asking for money first. This was simply the logic of a robber, or perhaps it was a blatant robbery.
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