"Do you understand now?"
"It was Qin Huairu who came to my place to beg for food. This stupid thing, her brain must have been clamped by the door, so she came to my place to cause trouble.”
"It was self-defense. If you're not convinced, we can fight again.”
Li Jianjun crossed his arms and stared at Yi Zhonghai with interest.
"But you can't hit people.”
"Besides, everyone in the quad knows about Qin Huairu's family situation. She has many children and Dongxu is the only labor force.”
"Your life is good now. What's wrong with helping the neighbors in the quad? Is there a need to be so mean?"
Yi Zhonghai revealed an awkward expression as he forcefully cleared Qin Huairu and He Yuzhu's name.
"Old Yi, that's not right.”
"Look, the money for building the army doesn't come from the wind. Why should they help others for no reason?”
Yan Bugui, the quick-witted one, stepped forward and spoke up for Li Jianjun.
"Yes, no matter how reasonable Third Master is, isn't Jianjun eating? It's normal for him to be angry with you guys.”
"In my opinion, let's just forget about this matter and disperse.”
Yi Zhonghai was a little expert at manipulating the wind. He reluctantly withdrew his gaze from Li Jianjun's table and spoke up for Li Jianjun.
As the saying goes, no one asks if you live in a poor city, but if you are rich in the mountains, you have distant relatives.
Li Jianjun had risen.
The few masters who he could not reach in the past also came to curry favor with him.
"Two masters, you're lying through your teeth.”
"Don't stick your hot face to her cold butt. Do you think she'll even bother with you?”
Jia Zhangshi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and reluctantly withdrew her gaze from Li Jianjun's desk.
"First Uncle is the most fair person in our quad. My family is the poorest in the quad and needs help the most.”
"My Huairu came here just to borrow some meat. How did it become begging?”
"Does this person know how to speak? Respect the old and love the young, do you understand? My boy and Little Dang are growing. What's wrong with lending some meat to my child?”
"Look at Silly Zhu. He has a conscience and is full of love. From time to time, he will send some meat to my stick and buy candy.”
She took a step forward and talked non-stop. She pretended to be poor while mocking Li Jianjun. She even praised He Yuzhu.
"That's right, that's right!"
"Li Jianjun, can you have some compassion?”
"Look at Little Stick, Little Dang, they're so skinny. What's wrong with giving them half a catty of meat?”
After receiving Jia Zhangshi's praise, He Yuzhu suddenly felt that she was good again. She took a step forward, pointed at the stick, and gave him a look.
"Wahhh!"
"Grandma, I'm so hungry. I want to eat meat.”
"I want to eat a big drumstick."
Stick meme, small but big.
When she saw He Yuzhu's gaze, she immediately understood and began to wail.
"I'm so hungry! I want to eat meat!"
In the end, the stick rolled around on the ground and kept shouting.
As for Little Dang, he looked uneasy and didn't know what was going on.
"Look, the child is crying.”
"The Jia family's children are popular and have a lot of stress in life. How can you finish all the chickens you're killing tonight? Leave some food for the children and show your love.”
When He Yuzhu saw that the meme was so good, she was overjoyed.
"Grandson, don't cry."
"Some people are just heartless. They eat a lot of food and don't know how to help their neighbors.”
"I feel that such a heartless person is not worthy of living in our quad.”
Jia Zhangshi squatted down and hugged the stick. She kept cursing and looked at Li Jianjun's reaction from the corner of her eye.
"That's right. Li Jianjun, don't be so stingy. Be good and give me two drumsticks.”
Jia Dongxu was drunk and reeked of alcohol. He spoke with a big tongue and was unclear.
However, Li Jianjun had his arms crossed the entire time, his face expressionless.
"Are you guys done acting?"
"Get lost!"
"Don't disturb my meal."
"Sister E, let's eat together."
Li Jianjun turned around and went back to eat.
"Bam! Bam!"
He picked up the drumstick and continued to eat. His mouth was filled with meat, and everyone was salivating.
"Li Jianjun, no matter what, we are neighbors. In order to promote the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young in our courtyard, hurry up and give my family a bowl of chicken so that I can take it back to feed the children.”
"Oh, right, give us a bowl of chicken soup. Children drink more soup and grow taller.”
Fragrant!
Li Jianjun's cooking was really delicious.
Jia Dongxu was already drunk, so he pulled a long face and walked into Li Jianjun's room.
He stood in front of the table and ordered Li Jianjun.
"Here, pick it up from the ground yourself."
"Even beggars use broken bowls to beg for food. If you don't even have a broken bowl, then you're a dog.”
Li Jianjun spat and threw the chicken leg bone on the ground with a cold smile.
"You bastard, you're insulting my character!”
"F * ck your mother!"
Jia Dongxu was already in an extremely bad mood today. The joy of his promotion to second-grade worker was all washed away by Li Jianjun.
Now that he was asking for a bowl of meat to eat, he was insulted by Li Jianjun. His head immediately turned red and he pounced over to snatch the chicken on the table.
"Bang!"
"Hualala!"
Jianjun Li reached out his hand to block, and Dongxu Jia leaned against the table.
A tragedy happened.
The table turned upside down on Jia Dongxu.
"Aiyayaya!"
"It's burning me to death. My place is burning!”
On the table, there was still chicken soup stewed with charcoal. It was so hot that one could pluck feathers from it. All of it was poured on Jia Dongxu's crotch.
There was also a plate of streaky pork, as well as the fat from the barbecue, all of which fell on Jia Dongxu.
Jia Dongxu covered his crotch and let out a shrill scream, calling the chicken too beautiful.
The most tragic thing was that when the charcoal fell, Jia Dongxu's clothes were instantly riddled with holes, and his entire face was covered in dust.
At this moment, Jia Dongxu was completely sober.
"Motherf * cker!"
"You ruined my vegetables!"
"Bang bang bang!"
Li Jianjun's face was cold. He rushed over and kicked Jia Dongxu crazily. Every kick landed on his face.
"Stop!"
"How could you hit someone!"
"Dongxu, my Dongxu, what's wrong?”
Yi Zhonghai, He Yuzhu, Qin Huairu, and Jia Zhangshi rushed over and pulled Li Jianjun and Jia Dongxu apart.
"It hurts!"
"It's so hot!"
"It's so hot."
Jia Dongxu covered his crotch and rolled around on the ground. He was covered in oil and looked like a ghost.
At this moment, Jia Dongxu suspected that he was going to become a eunuch.
"Quick, quick, pee!"
"The virgin boy's urine is very effective for burns.”
At this moment, the aunties who were watching outside saw this scene and hurriedly called for the stick to pee.
"Buzz, buzz, buzz!"
Under the auntie's instigation, the thug pulled down his pants and walked over to pee on his old man.
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
The urine was very yellow.
It grows a lot.
A thick stench assailed his nostrils and filled the surroundings.
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