Congratulations to the host for completing the mission of teaching a lesson to a stick. Reward: Master Lu Cuisine Proficiency, Free Space x1!
He Yuzhu ignored the system notification. Right now, the most important thing was to educate this ingrate.
"You three women eat and drink my food, and I still don't want to live well. If I don't make you submit today, I'll follow your surname in the future!”
He Yuzhu showed no mercy. He hit the stick's butt again and again. He felt extremely happy.
When he watched TV, he hated this joke. What Siheyuan God Thief? He was just a little bastard who stole chickens and touched dogs.
"I give up, I give up. Uncle Silly, no…Uncle He, I give up. Please stop hitting me.”
The thug was finally scared. Silly Zhu today was completely different from the past. He was completely ruthless. His butt was almost in pain.
"It's good that you're convinced. Get lost, little brat. If I see you stealing in the canteen again, I'll teach you a lesson every time I see you!”
He Yuzhu put down the stick and put away the rolling pin.
The stick rubbed his butt, feeling indignant." Silly Zhu, just you wait. This isn't over!"”
He shouted as he ran, his voice full of resentment.
"Hey, kid, you still dare to say that!"
He Yuzhu threw the rolling pin over.
The stick ran extremely fast and disappeared in an instant.
The rolling pin did not hit him, but it hit Xu Damao, who had just walked in.
"Who is it? Who doesn't want to live anymore?"
Xu Damao shouted with his eyes wide open. He had a greasy face and his hair was combed neatly. If he was in the 1940s, he would look like a traitor.
"Me! Who else could it be?"
He Yuzhu grinned when he saw Xu Damao's sorry state.
Most of the people in the courtyard house were hypocrites. Only Xu Damao was a real villain. This guy would have been a eunuch in the Qing Dynasty.
It was his true enemy, who had secretly messed up a lot of Silly Pillar's matters. He was a complete sh * t-stirring stick.
Hearing He Yuzhu's voice, Xu Damao was so angry that his entire body trembled. He grabbed the knife at the side and chopped it a few times. Then, he looked at He Yuzhu fiercely and said,"Are you courting death?"
"Xu Damao, I think you're looking for a beating, right? There was a front door, but you insisted on going through the back door. Come, let me see how capable you are today.”
He Yuzhu grinned. Who was he? He was the God of War of the Siheyuan. No one in the Siheyuan was a match for him. Xu Damao had been beaten by him since he was young and had never won once. How dare he challenge him?
This bad guy just needed to be educated.
"Don't be silly, Silly Zhu, aren't you just relying on your high martial strength? I won't lower myself to your level today!”
Xu Damao coldly snorted.
"Don't be so mean. Come, I just hope that you'll be as knowledgeable as me.”
He Yuzhu smiled.
Xu Damao rubbed his chest and smiled.""Do you know who invited me here today? I'm afraid you'll be scared to death if I tell you. This bro is a cultured person now. Do you think this bro will lower himself to your level if you drink at the same table as the factory manager? Isn't that embarrassing?"
"Don't stick your warm face to his cold buttocks. Do you think he's really inviting you? At most, I'll ask you when I'm done. You'll only be of use for the movie tonight.”
"Don't eat my chicken. There's laxatives in it.”
He Yuzhu sneered.
"You're a f * cking lousy chef. At the very least, I can ask for a glass of wine. It's much better than you cooking!”
"This bro will eat your chicken later!”
Xu Damao swaggered around proudly.
He Yuzhu was about to make a move when two options suddenly appeared in front of him.
Option 1: Put laxatives in the chicken and poison Xu Damao. [Completion reward: 10 catties of food stamps, 3 catties of meat stamps, free space chicks x10!] Note: This laxative is only effective on Xu Damao.
Option 2: Let the matter rest and not argue with Xu Damao. [Completion reward: Xu Damao taunts after the event x3.]
Was there a need to choose?
Of course, it was to poison Xu Damao, that bastard!
After making his choice, a small yellow packet appeared in his hand. He secretly opened it and saw that it was a small white powder.
"This bro is waiting for your laxative!"
When he reached the door, Xu Damao turned around and said something.
"Then just wait and see."
He Yuzhu sneered and shouted at Ma Hua,""Go, remove that chicken mushroom stew.”
Ma Hua advised," Master, don't offend the factory manager because of Xu Damao. It's not worth it."”
He thought that He Yuzhu was really going to use laxatives and could not help but be a little worried.
"Don't worry, Ma Hua. I'm not that stupid.”
He Yuzhu smiled and urged,""Hurry up."
Ma Hua was worried, but he didn't dare to disobey his master. He could only run over in a hurry.
After a while, he came back with the big yellow pot of chicken and mushroom stew.
"Master, the factory manager asked me what was going on and why I took this dish down. I didn't dare to answer, so I said that it was you who said it, and then I came back.”
He said worriedly. In this era, a master was like a father. He was really worried that He Yuzhu would do something stupid.
"It's fine. I'll go over personally in a while.”
He Yuzhu grinned and poured the entire packet of white powder in. Then, he stirred it for a while and scooped out a little to taste.
It had to be said that the system's products were top-notch. After pouring so much medicinal powder, he could not taste it at all. Instead, it was even more delicious.
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