"Uh…Hahaha ~"
Yu Qian never expected Xie Yicheng to flip through the bag again, especially when he mentioned " Little Black Fatty." He laughed out loud.
“嗐~”
Backstage, Guo Degang almost went up to hit someone!
"Who are you talking about?" Then, he looked around and asked with a red face.
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Helun chuckled and continued,"I'm talking about Little Black and Fatty ~"
As expected of the kneeling guests in the Rose Garden, the surrounding Yue Yunpeng, Luan Yunping, and the others all cast their gazes at the warrior.
He really wasn't afraid of death!
"I'll kick you to death!"
Guo Degang was indeed "enraged" and was about to kick Zhang Helun.
"Hahaha, Deyun Club is going to be lively now ~"
At the back, Shaobing laughed out loud when he saw this scene.
"Exactly! The Grand Master was running amok on the stage!”Meng Hetang replied with a smile.
Xie Yicheng had definitely gone crazy on stage. No one dared to say a word below the stage.
At this moment, the backstage was filled with laughter, and the audience below the stage was even more hysterical.
"Is it that exciting?"
"Hahahaha ~ Little Black Fatty, are you alright?”
"Previously, only Zhang Helun dared to insult Ms. Guo like this on stage, but that guy will probably kneel in front of Master after he leaves the stage!”
"Teacher Yu, are you happy? Hand over the knife to Grand Master!"
"Teacher Yu is definitely taking the opportunity to take revenge!”
"Grand Master is tall and white! The probability of giving birth to a little black fatty was indeed not high!”
"Phew ~"
……
For a moment, the theater was filled with gasps.
On the stage, Xie Yicheng was also laughing hysterically as he kept fanning himself.
Following that, Xie Yicheng began to flatter Yu Qianyi.
After flattering him, Xie Yicheng suddenly sighed and said emotionally,"
"Sigh, to be honest, friends, the person I envy the most in Deyun Club is Teacher Yu Qian!”
"It's my turn ~"
On the stage, Yu Qian laughed and pointed at himself when he heard Xie Yicheng sigh.
"You're such an outstanding person. Why are you envious of me?”
At this time, Yu Qian tilted his head and asked.
Xie Yicheng took a deep breath when he heard that. Facing the audience, he said tearfully,
"I can't compare to him ~"
"Is that so?" Yu Qianjin praised.
Xie Yicheng continued,"
"Many people are familiar with him. Yu Qian, Teacher Yu ~"
"I often meet with the audience, so I'm familiar with your face ~" Yu Qian said firmly.
Xie Yicheng glanced at Yu Qian and pointed at him."
"I'm sure everyone knows that Teacher Yu has mountains of gold and silver at home.”
"It's not that exaggerated."
Xie Yicheng smiled and asked casually,""There's a zoo in the suburbs of Beijing, right?”
"There is one." Yu Qian replied.
Xie Yicheng used his fan as a brush and wrote in the air as he said,"" Lightning strikes the pet park."
"Wait a minute. Is it reasonable to be struck by lightning?”
He hurriedly stopped her.
You can't scold people like this!
"What is it called?" Xie Yicheng asked absentmindedly.
"Heavenly Essence and Earthly Essence." Yu Qian corrected.
" Look at my brain, I've forgotten everything." Xie Yicheng said,""It's your family's plaque.”
"Go ~"
"Are you being sarcastic?" Yu Qian laughed.
"This Grand Master is too evil!"
"Other than Ms. Sherwood, who else would dare to be so funny with Ms. Yu?”
"This master is too bad!"
"Is it okay to be struck by lightning?"
"Phew ~"
……
On stage, Yu Qian was insulted, but the audience laughed so hard that they fell back and forth.
" I don't care who it is. Let's talk about that zoo. It has 60 acres of land and a lot of small animals."
Xie Yicheng gestured with his hands as he spoke.
This was how crosstalk was. Body language and speech needed to be coordinated.
For a good performance, the actor would definitely not stand still on the stage. Instead, he would have a certain degree of relaxation to enhance the visual effect of his words.
He brought the audience into the scene.
"More or less." Yu Qian followed Xie Yicheng's words.
" What kittens, puppies, ponies…"
"It's for Ms. Guo to ride."
As Xie Yicheng was speaking, Yu Qianwei added.
"Eh?" Xie Yicheng's words came to an abrupt stop. He turned to look at Yu Qian with a smile."Can you climb up?"
As he spoke, Xie Yicheng made a pose of climbing onto the horse's back.
Yu Qian also laughed evilly. While nodding, he gestured with his hand on the ground."It's less than a meter tall, just right for Ms. Gildern.”
"A one-meter-tall pony. Will Teacher Guo's feet touch the ground when she rides it?”Xie Yicheng laughed.
"It can't touch the ground." Yu Qian said happily, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Are you done?"
Little did he know that Guo Degang's heart had turned red from anger. He raised his fist and was about to hit someone!
"I really hate these two!"
Guo Degang could only grit his teeth and grumble bitterly after feeling helpless.
……
"Hey, why are you talking about him? He's so dirty!”
Just as the audience was laughing, Xie Yicheng waved his hand and laughed.
Yu Qian laughed and said,"It's to vent my anger."
"Eh?" Xie Yicheng glanced at Yu Qian, smiled, and continued,"
" Not only the pony, but also monkeys, birds, deer, peacocks…"
"Other than these, Teacher Yu also raised a lot of…chickens ~"
After saying that, Xie Yicheng smiled shyly!
"Hah ~"
Yu Qian laughed.”
"Because there are many varieties." Xie Yicheng smiled and said,"
"There's the gold ingot chicken with its black skin, the campanella chicken with its chest puffed and tail raised, the dragon scale chicken with dragon scale feathers, domestic chicken, black chicken, white chicken…but the most common one is the pheasant.”
At this point, Xie Yicheng looked at the audience and deliberately raised his voice.
"Teacher Yu is raising pheasants, my friends ~"
Yu Qian smiled and stopped Xie Yicheng.""Alright, welcome to my place.”
pfff ~
As soon as he said that, many of the audience members burst out laughing!
"Teacher Yu, you're really amazing!"
"These two aren't slow either!”
"Damn, not only did Teacher Yu not step on the brakes, he even stepped on the accelerator!”
"I want to go to the kindergarten. Please let me out of the car!”
……
"Play what?"
The audience laughed loudly, but Xie Yicheng pretended to be innocent on stage and asked with an innocent look.
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