"It's starting, it's starting!"
"Although I can't see Teacher Guo, I can hear the crosstalk performed by Grand Master and Teacher Yu. It's worth it!”
"The fight between Grand Master and Ms. Guo the day before yesterday was simply high-energy.”
"I heard that Grand Master was replacing Ms. Guo, so I spent a lot of money on the tickets that day.”
On the stage of Shanghai Stadium, Shaobing looked at the emotional audience below the stage and took a deep breath. He smiled and said,
"There are quite a few spectators today."
"Yes." Cao Heyang nodded.
"Who are you here for?" Shaobing asked.”
"Who is it?"
"It must be me!"”
"Can you have some face?" Cao Heyang immediately cast a disdainful look at him and then raised his neck."The audience is obviously coming for me!”
At this point, it could be said to be a joke.
It could also be used as a lantern riddle. Next, he only needed to tease the main character and say that the main character's brain was not good enough to lead him to guess the lantern riddle.
At this moment, Shaobing and Cao Heyang were performing crosstalk on stage in an orderly manner.
The audience would laugh from time to time at their jokes, and the atmosphere was relaxed and lively.
However, what everyone did not know was that the backstage was already in a mess!
……
"Teacher Yu, drink more water!"
"Drink another bottle!"
He saw Meng Hetang's thigh resting on the back of Yu Qian's neck. He was holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand and pouring it into Yu Qian's mouth.
After the cold water went down his stomach, Yu Qian opened his eyes in a daze and looked at Meng Hetang, who was sweating profusely. He could not help but ask,
"Where is this?"
"Godfather, you're finally awake!"
Hearing Yu Qian's voice, Meng Hetang almost cried.
He was finally awake!
"Teacher Yu, can you hear me?”
At this moment, Xie Yicheng rushed over and asked hurriedly.
"Little Uncle-Master ~"
Yu Qian recognized Xie Yicheng.
Xie Yicheng's eyes lit up. He patted Meng Hetang's shoulder and said,"
"Continue to pour water and force the wine out!”
As long as he could wake up, there was hope!
"Godfather, you still have to go on stage later. You can't do this!
Drink some more water and spit out the wine!”
Meng Hetang whispered to Yu Qian, and at the same time, he picked up the mineral water and continued to give it to Yu Qian.
Xie Yicheng took a look, and a hint of worry appeared in his eyes again.
He turned to Zhou Jiuliang." Jiuliang, hasn't your master's call gotten through yet?"”
"No one picked up!"
Zhou Jiuliang had been calling his master, but no one had picked up.
"Looks like it's impossible to count on Dirk to come back and take the lead!”
Xie Yicheng sighed and looked down at Yu Qian on the ground.
……
Time ticked by, and it was already 8:10 pm.
In other words, Cao Heyang had been on stage for forty minutes.
Normally, the two of them could have finished the ceremony and bowed down.
However, at this moment, the sesame seed cakes did not dare to stop. They were thrown out one after another while playing lantern riddles.
In order to prevent the audience from noticing anything strange, Shaobing and Cao Heyang spoke with more effort than contempt.
His coat was visibly wet!
However, the two of them were not holding on for no reason. Backstage, Yu Qian had already recovered some of his consciousness.
He could even stand up and go to the bathroom to induce vomiting.
"Teacher Yu, how do you feel now?”
Looking at Yu Qian coming out of the bathroom, Xie Yicheng handed him a towel and asked.
"Much better." Yu Qian nodded. He had clearly sobered up a lot. Then, he looked up at Xie Yicheng.
"We'll talk about Fen River Bay later, right?”
Hearing this, Xie Yicheng laughed and teased,""You still remember?"
"How could I forget!" Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand.”
"Teacher Yu, have you sobered up?"
"It looks like it's done."
"As long as you can go on stage."
"I was scared to death just now! What if he couldn't get on stage?”
Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, and the others were relieved to see Yu Qian talking so freely.
Xie Yicheng also heaved a sigh of relief. He thought that Yu Qian had really sobered up, so he wanted to rehearse his lines.
"Ugh ~"
Unexpectedly, just as Xie Yicheng was about to speak, Yu Qian's body shook and he turned around to run to the bathroom.
"Ugh…Ugh…Ah…"
“……”
Backstage, Xie Yicheng laughed bitterly.
At this moment, Shaobing turned his head to look backstage and wiped the sweat off his head.
Obviously, the pancake was asking if it was done.
Xie Yicheng waved at him.
Shaobing pursed his lips and turned back to the microphone.
"I'll say one more thing. You won't be able to guess it!”
"If you dare to say it, I dare to guess!" At this moment, Cao Heyang was also holding back his strength as he laughed and praised.
"If you dare to jump, I will dare to bury you!" Shaobing rolled up his sleeves and wiped his sweat."Tell me, what kind of biscuits can fly?"
"Did you say something wrong?" Cao Heyang was confused.
"That's right!" "What kind of biscuit can fly?" Sesame seed cake answered firmly.”
"Speak!"
"I can't guess." Cao Heyang shook his head.
Do you have flying cookies?
The former Cao Heyang couldn't guess it, and the pancake revealed a smug smile. It flapped its arms slyly,""Because it's a Wonder Biscuit,"
"Hey, this is called an answer!" Cao Heyang smiled bitterly.
"Hahaha ~"
The audience below the stage was instantly amused by the two of them and laughed out loud.
"Another one?" At this moment, Shaobing asked provocatively.
"Come!" Cao Heyang raised his hand.”
"Why can snakes fly?" Shaobing asked.
"Why can snakes fly?" Cao Heyang thought for a moment and shook his head.""I can't guess."
"Can't guess?" Shaobing tilted his head and asked.
"Tell me!" Cao Heyang smiled bitterly.
At this moment, he heard Shaobing say proudly,"Because the snake ate the Wonder Cookie!”
"Hey, do you have more?" Cao Heyang asked excitedly.
Shaobing did not answer immediately. Instead, he turned around and looked backstage. Seeing that there was no movement, he rolled up his sleeves and said,"If you continue listening…"
What Shaobing didn't know was that it took 90 minutes, one and a half hours!
Just as he felt like he was about to die on stage, Xie Yicheng waved at him backstage.
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