"This Grand Master has a job!"
Backstage, Zhang Jiuling, Zhou Jiuliang, and the rest were completely relaxed.
From the moment he went on stage, he managed to stabilize the stage with just a few words. This showed Xie Yicheng's ability to control the stage.
The next sentence was almost a burden!
Especially when it came to introducing Guo Qilin. Through Guo Qilin's introduction, she kept on grinding Maner. After several rounds of baggage, it strengthened the audience's memory of Xie Yicheng time and time again.
With this, Xie Yicheng had finally stood firm on the stage!
……
Just as Zhou Jiuliang and the others had expected, most of the audience's attention had been drawn to the crosstalk on stage.
More and more people were interested in Xie Yicheng, Grand Advisor Deyun.
"Do you think you're a rocket launcher?”
Just as the audience was laughing, Xie Yicheng casually teased them.
A fart is stronger than 0.3 exhaust?
Was that a fart?
"Hey, if I were a thruster, I would blow you up first!”
Guo Qilin glared daggers at Xie Yicheng.
Xie Yicheng pretended not to see and continued,"
"No matter how strong the power is, that day, Dalin drove me to his house to visit.”
"There is such a thing."
Guo Qilin had never written lines with Xie Yicheng before. Therefore, as a sidekick, he could only trust Xie Yicheng completely and follow his script.
"Don't look at me as his Grand Master. We're only a few years old and usually play together.”
At this moment, they heard Xie Yicheng laying the foundation unhurriedly.
"Good friends." Guo Qilin smiled and praised.
"There's nothing wrong with that ~"
Xie Yicheng nodded and looked at the audience with a solemn expression.""What is a friend?"
"What is it?"
Guo Qilin's expression changed slightly.
Why are you talking about friends?
This wasn't the way to tie a doll up!
Just as he was thinking about it, Xie Yicheng raised his voice and said loudly,"Those who talk about friends are not only people but also their cliques. They are the same in nature and form, but also their cliques! There were many kinds of friends, and they couldn't be treated the same way!”
"Alright ~"
Guo Qilin looked at Xie Yicheng. He finally noticed that something was wrong!
"Grand Master, we can't get married and give up our children!”Then, Guo Qilin said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
When the audience heard this, they finally reacted.
He immediately laughed out loud.
"Fortunately, Dalin stopped him quickly. Otherwise, he would have really been forced to give up his wife and son!”
"Hahaha, Grand Master is too funny!"
"It's rare to see a live skewer so smooth!”
"Grand Master: I know too much, it's too complicated! I'm sorry!"
……
"Is it reasonable to entrust your wife and children?"
Unexpectedly, Xie Yicheng retorted. Under Guo Qilin's dumbfounded gaze, he continued,
"Let's just say that we have a good relationship, brother!”
"That's why I know a little about his family's situation.”
"That's true. You've been there a lot." Guo Qilin nodded.
Following that, Xie Yicheng chuckled and asked,""You have a big house, right?”
"Indeed." Guo Qilin hummed in embarrassment.
"You still have maids at home, right?”Xie Yicheng smiled and pointed out.
"Call me Auntie now." Guo Qilin said.
Xie Yicheng nodded and sighed with envy,""Their family of eight lives in a nine-square-meter-wide wilderness ~"
"Big villa, my friends. Can ordinary people afford it?”
"Just lie in the elevator!" Guo Qilin almost hit him.
Eight people living in nine square meters?
Was he crazy?
"Why are you lying in the elevator?" Xie Yicheng asked with a puzzled expression.
"What a joke! Nine square meters, wasn't it only as big as an elevator?”
Guo Qilin chuckled." Besides, eight people, nine square meters. How are we going to sleep?"”
"Bunk beds ~"
In the end, Xie Yicheng revealed an evil smile."Your dad is very willing to sleep.
24 hours a day, he wished he could sleep for 25 hours.”
Guo Qilin smiled and waved his hand." You think you're a hamburger? You don't want to sleep!"”
"Ms. Bailey is so lucky!"
"A nine-square-meter villa?”
"As expected of Grand Master, you can make such a joke!”
……
At this moment, the audience below the stage was already laughing crazily!
Not only was Xie Yicheng bad, but he could also drive. Moreover, he was a burden!
It was simply too funny!
For a moment, the crowd laughed nonstop.
"What you said is ridiculous ~"
Guo Qilin waved his hand amidst the laughter.
Xie Yicheng smiled." I was just joking. Actually, their family is very rich!"”
"I have some money." Guo Qilin replied.
"Ha! It's more than just a little money!"
Unexpectedly, Xie Yicheng shouted and raised his voice,
"Mentioning Old Guo's family in Jinkou, how bad would that be?”
"Hmm?"
Guo Qilin frowned. The lines sounded familiar ~
" Let's not talk about the past. Even now, your family still has thousands of hectares of fertile farmland, forests, granaries of rice and flour, piles of coal, gold and silver, cash, piles of mules and horses, fences of chickens and ducks, ponds of fish and shrimp, sets of brocade clothes, boxes of colored satin, pairs of hairpins and rings, good things, finished food..."
“……”
Guo Qilin looked at Xie Yicheng as he listened to the other party's eloquence.
Irascible Points 10
Irascible Points 25
Irascible Points 50
At this moment, Guo Qilin felt his brain boiling!
The audience also gradually realized that something was wrong, and their laughter grew louder and louder.
"Hahaha, isn't this praising the house?”
"Good heavens, Grand Master has come alive again!”
"Dalin is so innocent!"
"Awesome, Grand Master! If it weren't for these long lines, I wouldn't have been able to hear the string!”
"Dalin is becoming more and more irritable!"
……
"Grand Master, you came back to life again?"
In the end, Guo Qilin interrupted Xie Yicheng with a bitter smile and asked.
" That's more like it!" Xie Yicheng waved his hand and rolled his eyes.
"Let's just say that your family is rich."
"I do have some money." Guo Qilin nodded.
" That house…" Xie Yicheng hummed and said,""There are many halls, high grade silver rods, a pavilion in seven steps, a palace in eight rows, thousands of mountains outside, and a splendid hall inside. The interior of the palace was decorated with exquisite ornaments: a bed made of ivory, a curtain made of brocade, a tassel hook, and a golden embroidered curtain…"
"Grand Master!"
Before Xie Yicheng could finish speaking, Guo Qilin's family shouted.
In the end, he shook his head at Xie Yicheng with a pleading expression.
"You're just making a living!"
Guo Qilin really wanted to cry!
How could there be a crosstalk performance that would go crazy on stage?
If he wasn't careful, who could hold it?
If he encountered someone who didn't have a solid foundation and couldn't hear it, he would definitely be dragged into the ditch!
"Can we talk this out?"
Guo Qilin begged again.
Her pitiful appearance made the audience laugh out loud!
"Grand Master, you're so busy, how are you going to live?”
At this moment, Zhang Jiuling, who was backstage, frowned.
At this point, there was a joke, but how did he get into " Tethered Dolls "?
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