The poorest village head: I am the head of the pagoda village.
43 : I won’t jump even if I die

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Lin Lan almost burst out laughing when she saw the third branch's Lin Zonghui being forced to open for business as well. He was blushing and dancing in the square, twisting his body half a beat too slowly.

"Mom, look! My dad's square dance is really amazing. It's so funny!”

Li Chaoying covered her eyes with her hand and looked at her husband, Lin Zonghui, through the gaps between her fingers. She raised her right hand and shook her body. She couldn't bear to look at him.

"Uh…"

"Your father's image as the third head of the pagoda stronghold is ruined!”

"Your father loves his face the most. He usually has a serious face every day and is arrogant. Now that he has been dragged into the water by your Uncle Dong, let's see if your father can still be arrogant in the future.”Lin Chaoying held back his laughter.

Because Lin Lan had never seen her father dance, and had never seen her father dance with a straight face and lowered eyes, she was laughing so hard that she was swaying back and forth.

Lin Sanbao laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh.

"Hahaha…"

Lin Dabao kicked his brother Lin Sanbao and said nervously,""Are you stupid?"

"What's wrong, brother?"

Lin Dabao said,"If he sees you laughing at our father like that, he'll skin you alive when we get home!"”

"Uh…"

Lin Sanbao was so scared that she quickly shut her mouth and said weakly,""Brother, everyone is laughing at me. It's not like Father will punish me for such a small matter, right?”

Lin Dabao said," Have you forgotten that you mocked our father's ugly mustache last time? You were beaten up by the ferule and your butt was cracked. It's only been two months, and your bones are itching again, right?"”

Lin Sanbao's expression changed when he heard that. He said weakly,"We shouldn't stay in this troublesome place for long.”

Then, Lin Sanbao disappeared.

"Is San Bao so afraid of our father?" Lin Lan smiled.”

Lin Dabao rolled his eyes at Lin Lan." You're not afraid of Father because you're a girl. Father can't bear to beat you up.”

"Ever since you were young, your father doted on you the most. Of course, you dare to laugh without any restraint. If I laugh at your father like this, I'll definitely break my legs!”Lin Dabao's expression was very exaggerated.

At the same time.

When the villagers of the pagoda village saw Lin Zonghui being forced to open for business and the three heads of the pagoda village dancing awkwardly together, they could not help but laugh.

All the villagers were happier than the New Year.

Bursts of laughter rose and fell.

"This scene is too beautiful. I don't dare to look at it!”Wang Meina felt uncomfortable.

"Where did this kind of square dance come from? Why does the dance style hurt my eyes!"

"Yes, I am!"

"I can't believe my eyes when Uncle Dong brought the second and third families to square dance.”

"That's right!"

Lin Shengwu teased," I thought Uncle Dong and Uncle Hua's dance was already mesmerizing enough. I didn't expect Uncle Hui's dance to be even more eye-catching. I can't even laugh anymore!"”

"Hahaha…"

Lin Shengwen, who had just arrived at the village square, was even more stunned. His mouth was wide open as he said in astonishment,"What exactly happened?"

"Why do I feel like I'm on the wrong set?”

"Could it be that our Tazhai Entertainment Film and Television Co., Ltd. is shooting a comedy?”

"There are no cameras at the scene?"

Lin Tianhao was dumbfounded. He hid behind Qian Xiaolin and said weakly,""Honey, help me block it. Don't let Uncle Dong see me. I don't want to do square dancing.”

Qian Xiaolin's belly was bulging, and she couldn't stop smiling.

"Hubby, didn't you say that Uncle Dong wanted you to dance with him?”

"Hurry up and jump! Look, Uncle Hua has already caught up with the rhythm. His movements are much more coordinated than at the beginning!”

Lin Tianhao wiped his sweat and said,"I don't want to. I'm the director of the chili sauce factory. I have hundreds of people under me!”

"If everyone sees me square dancing, how can I establish my authority as the factory manager in the future?”

"It's okay, hubby!" Qian Xiaolin giggled.”

"Uncle Dong, Uncle Hua, and Uncle Hui, which one of them doesn't have more prestige than you in the pagoda stockade? Aren't you going all out and dancing in the square?”

Lin Tianhao's face twisted as he smiled bitterly,""Uncle Dong wants to raise the awareness of fitness among the people in Ta Village and strengthen the physique of the middle-aged and elderly people in Ta Village. It's a good idea, but I don't want to follow suit.”

"I won't jump even if I'm beaten to death!"

"I won't jump no matter what!"

Just as Lin Tianhao said that he would not jump even if he was beaten to death, he was pulled out from the crowd by Lin Yaodong.

"Why are you hiding?"

"Hurry up and jump with Uncle Dong. How am I supposed to complete the mission if no one jumps?”

Lin Yaodong dragged Lin Tianhao into everyone's line of sight and ordered,""Don't you always express your loyalty to Uncle Dong? Jump!"

"Uh…"

Lin Tianhao wiped his sweat and said,"Uncle Dong, I can commit murder and arson, but isn't it too embarrassing to do square dancing?!”

"Don't talk nonsense. Follow the rhythm of the music and dance.”

"Uh…"

Lin Tianhao, who had just said that he would not dance even if he was beaten to death, was forced to do business. He clumsily danced in the square.

"Yes, that's it!"

"Raise your hands a little higher and take bigger steps. Yes!”

"Be more reckless!"

"Use some strength on your waist, twist your hips, spin and jump, and close your eyes!”

"Good!"

"Little Tian, you danced very well!"

Lin Yaodong had just praised Lin Tianhao for his good dance when Lin Tianhao tripped over himself due to his lack of coordination.

Seeing Lin Tianhao jump and fall to the ground, the villagers of the pagoda village laughed.

Laughter, accompanied by whistles and cheers, resounded throughout the huge village committee square.

"Uh…"

Lin Tianhao quickly got up from the ground and clapped his hands. He said awkwardly,"Uncle Dong, look, everyone is laughing at me.”

Lin Yaodong couldn't help but squat on the ground and laugh.

After all the villagers saw this, they laughed even more impudently.

The scene was warm, harmonious, and very cheerful.

"Uh…"

Lin Tianhao was speechless.

Then, Lin Yaodong said," The square dance just now was too difficult for everyone. I'll change the song for you. Shuttlecock exercise. The movements are simple and easy to master."”

The dynamic prelude of Compendium of Materia Medica rang out.

If Hua Tuo reincarnates

Even the ocean is healed

Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters

Arouse my national consciousness

semen strychni and semen Cassiae

Xanthium and lotus seeds

Yellow medicine, bitter bean

I want face

in my way

Rewrite a history

Nothing else

Repeat a few words after me

Chinese yam, Chinese Angelica, Chinese Wolfberry

Go……

The rap song from Compendium of Materia Medica, which was 20 years ahead of the music trend, exploded!

In a certain video, Liu Genghong's " Compendium of Materia Medica " shuttlecock exercise became popular all over the internet. The entire internet was filled with Liu Genghong's girl shuttlecock exercise.

Would Lin Yaodong be able to use the 'Compendium of Materia Medica' shuttlecock exercise 'in the parallel world of 1985 to create a' human-to-human phenomenon 'where the entire village was filled with Lin Yaodong's girls?

Lin Yaodong went all out. He took off his glasses and imitated Liu Genghong's movements, teaching him the shuttlecock exercise in the parallel world.

"The fat on my waist is falling off!"

"I want both the mermaid line and the vest line!”

“comeon! Everyone followed the bright and strong rhythm of the music and danced with Uncle Dong!”

“Go……”

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