"Ah!" The young princess was driven mad again. She said in embarrassment and anger,""That's a brothel. How could I have been there?”
The two of them walked into the restaurant noisily and sat by the railing on the second floor.
"What do you want, my two guests?" A man walked over.”
"What do you want?" Lin Beifan couldn't help but fall into deep thought.""You've asked me this question! I want to do whatever I want. I want to be satisfied. I want to travel the mountains, rivers, lakes, and seas. I want to stand side by side with the sun, dance with the moon, and be with the stars. I want all the romance and beauty in the world…"
The young princess threw a punch at him. She held back her laughter and said,""I'm asking you to order, not your life dream! Waiter, bring me a set of all the best dishes here! Thank you!"
"There are a total of 12 dishes. Do you really want that many?”The waiter asked.
"Yes, add a plate of vegetables and peanuts!”
"It's too much. What if I can't finish it?”Lin Beifan's heart ached.
The young princess blinked her big eyes and said innocently,""Not much. Those 12 dishes are for me. The vegetables and peanuts are for you. You should be able to finish them, right?”
Lin Beifan was speechless.
A moment later, he silently raised his hand.”
"Alright, please wait a moment!"
After about the time it took for an incense stick to burn, the dishes were all served.
"I'm starting. Do whatever you want!"
After saying that, he immediately stretched out his two chubby little paws and ate happily. His mouth was full of oil.
Lin Beifan looked at the young princess who was eating with relish and couldn't help but laugh,""You're really a little foodie!"
"Are you scolding me again?" The young princess was furious.”
"No, I'm praising you!" Lin Beifan said seriously,"Those who are good-looking and love to eat are called little foodies!" Those who were ugly and loved to eat were called good-for-nothing!”
"Yes, you're right!" The young princess couldn't stop smiling.
She realized that the corrupt official in the past was not that annoying. He actually said that she was good-looking!
Mm, not bad, not bad!
An hour later, dinner was over. The cups and plates were in a mess, and all the dishes had been eaten.
What surprised Lin Beifan was that after eating so much, the little princess looked so small and her stomach didn't seem to be bloated. Countless women were envious of his physique.
"We're done eating. Can we leave now?”Lin Beifan asked with a smile.
"Yes! There's no banquet in the world that doesn't come to an end!" The young princess nodded and blinked her big watery eyes. She said with anticipation,""However, if you treat me, I can eat more!”
Lin Beifan was shocked.”
" Yes, yes, yes…" The young princess nodded repeatedly and blinked her eyes, hinting wildly.
Lin Beifan covered his face." Stop eating. My pigsty can't accommodate you!"”
"Ah! You actually called me a pig!" "I'm telling you, you're finished!" The young princess was about to go crazy.”
"Don't be agitated. I'm actually complimenting you!”
"You called me a pig and said you were praising me?" The young princess was stunned.”
"Of course, because pigs are very useful!”Lin Beifan quoted from the classics and said non-stop,""Pig skin can be used to make boots, pig hair can be used as a brush, pork can be used to eat, pig penis can be used to strengthen one's sexual desires, pig faces can be used to scare people, and pig names can also be used to scold people! Look, a pig's entire body is a treasure. If it's not a compliment, then what is it?”
The young princess was speechless.
"I'm telling you, I'm angry! I'm already so angry that I'm hungry. If you don't let me eat my fill, I'll teach you a lesson!”The young princess looked at Lin Beifan angrily, looking very cute.
"Order if you want to eat. Don't be polite with me!”Lin Beifan smiled generously.
"Thank you! Waiter, give me another set!" The young princess raised her hand excitedly.
Thus, the young princess fell for it again and was finally satisfied.
"We're leaving!" Lin Beifan pouted. It's a total of about 300 taels. Pay up!”
Lin Beifan was surprised.”
The young princess was also shocked. I'm a princess, and you want me to pay?”
"But I don't have money. If you don't pay, who will?”
"Why don't you have money?" the young princess asked anxiously. You're a corrupt official!"
"You also know that I'm a corrupt official!" "Have you ever seen a corrupt official take out money?" Lin Beifan said righteously. Didn't they all put it in their pockets?”
The young princess was speechless.
What you said makes sense, I'm actually speechless!
"Stop talking nonsense and pay up!" The young princess slammed the table and stood up.”
Lin Beifan shook his head." But I really don't have any money on me. If you don't believe me, you can search me!"”
The young princess searched the place and found no money.
"Why didn't you bring money with you when you went out?”
"I never bring money with me, I only use my face!"
"Swipe your face?"
"Yes!" Lin Beifan said with a serious face. Usually, when they see my peerless beauty, they feel ashamed of themselves and won't let me pay! I wanted to give it to them, but they even knelt down and begged me to stop!”
The young princess snorted in displeasure." You're just freeloading. Why do you make it sound so dignified?" I'll pay for this first. In the future, you have to pay me back double, understand?”
Lin Beifan nodded repeatedly.”
On the second night, when he returned home, he bumped into the young princess again, whether it was intentional or coincidental.
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