A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door.
"Dong dong dong"
His voice was very low. If one didn't listen carefully, one wouldn't be able to hear it.
Zhou Han crossed his arms like a professional doctor and said,
"Please come in."
As soon as he finished speaking, a student in a school uniform walked into the room. He was covered in blood and had a fountain pen stuck in his head.
She sat opposite Zhou Han cautiously, lowered her head, and clasped her hands together.
Zhou Han revealed a standard smile and asked,"
"Are you here to see a doctor? Or is there something else?"
The ghost student raised his head and glanced at Zhou Han before lowering his head again. He stuttered,
"Doctor…Doctor, can I borrow something from you?”
"It's just one thing. I definitely won't borrow more.”
Zhou Han pondered for a moment. He placed his right hand behind his back and said gently,"
"What do you want to borrow?"
Wisps of pitch-black ghostly qi pervaded the ghostly student's body, and a deep voice sounded,"
"I want to confess to the class belle. I don't know what gift I should give her.”
"Why don't you lend me your heart?”
As soon as he finished speaking, the ghost student raised his head, his expression very cold.
Zhou Han shook his head calmly and said,
"Little brother, you are very lucky to have met me.”
The ghost student stretched out his hand, and the smell of rotting corpses assaulted his senses.
Zhou Han sighed and looked out the window. He muttered,"
"You remind me of one of my pursuers in the past. She was also the most beautiful girl in the class. She confessed to me nine times, but I rejected her nine times.”
In an instant, the ghost student was stunned. The ghost qi all over his body disappeared, and he asked in surprise,
"Doctor, why did you reject her?”
The corners of Zhou Han's mouth curled up as he said in a deep voice,
"Because I like the school belle. The inexperienced class belle might be mesmerizing for a while.”
"But a charming school belle can unlock many positions for me!”
The ghost student touched the fountain pen stuck in the back of his head, and blood gushed out. He said thoughtfully,
"Young…charming?"
Zhou Han stood up and placed his left hand on the ghost student's shoulder. He said sincerely,"
"Little brother, do you want to woo the class belle?”
"I can help you."
The ghost student instantly became excited and hurriedly asked,
"Big brother, can you really help me?”
Zhou Han said proudly,"
"Based on my many years of experience with countless women, she's just the prettiest girl in your class. Even if you say that you want to pursue the most handsome boy in your class, I can help you plan.”
The ghost student did not think about why he wanted to chase the most handsome boy. He said excitedly,
"Big Brother, I think I'll be able to woo the class belle soon, but I just don't know how to confess.”
"I'm the poorest student in the class. The teacher doesn't like me, and the students despise me.”
"Only the class belle is different. When she talks to me, she's very gentle and peeks at me many times.”
"I can feel that she likes me too!”
Zhou Han sized up the ghost student.
His clothes were tattered.
He had an ordinary appearance.
It seems that he has the "three major delusions of life"
I can do
I can
she likes me
The ghost student did not notice Zhou Han's expression. He was immersed in his beautiful memories. He pulled out the pen that was stuck in his head and said with a smile,
"After school yesterday, I confessed to the class belle. She ran away shyly and even gave me a pen.”
"I think she must be too shy to promise me in front of her classmates.”
Zhou Han took the pen and looked at it carefully. He suddenly realized something and said,
"I understand!"
The ghost student stared at Zhou Han and asked impatiently,
"Big brother, do you understand what the class belle wants to say to me?”
"Is she hinting at me to prioritize my studies and be my girlfriend after graduation?”
"I knew it. She's too embarrassed to say it.”
Zhou Han silently looked at the wound that was still bleeding and the location of the wound.
Was she too shy to say it?
This was clearly a fountain pen sending you to the afterlife.
On the surface, he said calmly,
"Little brother, you're right. According to my guess, your girlfriend is hinting at you.”
When the student heard the words "your girlfriend", he happily lowered his head and quickly explained,
"We haven't reached that stage yet.”
"But it's almost time. My girlfriend is really something. She can't tell me directly, but she has to hint at me.”
Zhou Han picked up a tissue and carefully wiped the brain and blood on the pen. He said,
"Girls are always shy."
"If I'm not wrong, what your girlfriend wants to express is that she loves you to the bone. In her mind, in her heart, she only thinks about you.”
"She was even afraid that you wouldn't understand, so she deliberately inserted the fountain pen into your head.”
The ghost student rubbed the back of his head and chuckled."
"I knew it. She likes me too.”
After Zhou Han wiped the pen clean, he said seriously,"
"Your girlfriend has already given you her heart. You should return the favor and let her understand your feelings.”
"What human heart, what head? They're all too disgusting. They're not worthy of your elegant taste and your girlfriend's beautiful temperament.”
Hearing this, the ghost student was overjoyed. He lowered his head and rummaged through his pockets, muttering,
"Elegant taste, beautiful temperament.”
"Yes, yes, yes. My heart must conform to my taste.”
Zhou Han put the pen in his pocket and said,"
"As far as I know, girls like flowers very much. Go and pick 9,999 flowers now and give them to your girlfriend. Isn't this the best gift?”
"The more flowers you have, the more she can feel your feelings.”
The ghost student suddenly stood up and said excitedly,
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Sending flowers can express my feelings. I understand!”
As he spoke, the ghost student turned around and carefully recalled that there seemed to be many flowers in the school garden and in the park.
The more flowers he gave, the more the class belle would feel his feelings. If he gave 99,999 flowers, wouldn't he be able to make the class belle his girlfriend?
Behind him, Zhou Han waved his hand and said gently,"
"Little brother, do your best!"
The ghost student opened the door, nodded, and said gratefully,"
"Big brother, thank you."
"You are a good person."
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