I’m teaching martial arts in the city, and I have 30 million disciples!
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The next morning.

After breakfast, Lu Yuan carried the wooden bucket and went straight up the mountain.

Soon, they arrived at the waterfall.

The advanced version he was going to teach today had to be taught here.

At seven o'clock, Lu Yuan started the livestream.

Although it was only seven o'clock, there were already more than a thousand people online in the live broadcast room.

Many netizens had been taught the good habit of going to bed early and waking up early by him.

Many white-collar workers would also squat when washing their faces and brushing their teeth.

Or, after going to the company, he would swipe his card and run to the toilet to do a martial-art squat.

The students sat on empty stools, learning while doing horse stance.

When they first started practicing martial arts, they felt tired.

However, under Lu Yuan's guidance, they gradually grasped the essence of the Horse Stance and enjoyed it. They wished they could practice the Horse Stance 24 hours a day.

"Good morning, Master Lu!"

"Good morning, Master!"

"Eh, why is Master Lu at the waterfall?”

The bullet screen was filled with greetings from his disciple.

Lu Yuan did not delay and said directly,"Today, I will teach you the advanced version of the Horse Stance, Dragon Spine!”

As soon as the Dragon's Spine was released, the live broadcast room immediately became lively.

"What does opening the dragon spine mean? He didn't understand, but he felt that it was very powerful.”

"I've heard of it before. It's said that once you open the Dragon's Spine, you can fart like thunder and shit like an arrow!”

"That awesome?"

"That's great. Mom doesn't have to worry about my constipation anymore!”

Lu Yuan was speechless." A human's spine is like a huge dragon. When the spine is connected, the blood and Qi will flow like a rainbow. The dragon's spine will be opened!"”

"At this step, you can be considered to have completely entered the martial arts path!”

"However, it's very difficult to take this step. He needed to persevere for many years and eat more meat to replenish his Qi and blood.”

"Ordinary Horse Stance, after standing for about three to five years, you can gradually touch the threshold of opening the dragon spine.”

"F * ck? How long? Three to five years?"

"No way, it took so long…I suddenly don't want to learn martial arts anymore.”

"Master Lu, is there a shortcut?”

When the netizens heard that it would take three to five years, they were all in despair.

Lu Yuan shook his head." There is no shortcut to martial arts. Only by practicing hard can one achieve something." However, if it was the advanced version of the Horse Stance, it could speed up the opening of the dragon spine, which would take about one or two years.”

" One or two years? That's still acceptable."

"Come, Master Lu, please whip me!”

"If you want to learn it, it's hard. Ordinary horse stance is boring!”

The netizens were all filled with high spirits.

"The so-called advanced version is actually to increase the difficulty of the horse stance.”

He pointed at a two-meter-tall broken tree beside him and said,"Watch carefully."

As soon as he finished speaking, he bent his knees and his body suddenly rose.

Then, he kicked the broken tree with the tip of his shoe, and his body rose again.

In the next second, he was already standing on the flat surface of the broken tree that was only the size of a palm. However, he did not sway. Instead, he was as steady as an old dog.

“???”

"What happened? How did Master Lu get up there?"

"I think so. He went up with a whoosh.”

"This tree must be more than two meters tall, right? He went up just like that? This is ridiculous!"

"I really want to have Master Lu's martial arts. I want to practice martial arts. I want to persevere. Even if Jesus comes, he can't stop me.”

Lu Yuan's casual jump made the netizens 'hearts itch. They wanted to have his martial arts skills.

Lu Yuan stood on the broken tree and said,"The advanced version is nothing more than increasing the difficulty." For example, like this…"

He paused and retracted one of his legs. The other leg slowly bent down and stood on the broken tree that was only a dozen centimeters in diameter.

He looked at Lu Yuan, who was standing on a broken tree in a horse stance.

The netizens opened their mouths in shock and couldn't stop cursing.

They felt as if Lu Yuan would fall to the ground with just a gust of wind.

However, he was as steady as Mount Tai, and his body did not move at all.

"This…is so difficult!"

"I don't think I can do it.”

"Get rid of the feeling. Let alone the golden rooster standing alone, I won't even be able to climb up, okay?”

"It must be very painful to fall, right?"

"No wonder you can open the dragon spine faster. Who the hell can do that?”

Not to mention standing on a thin broken tree, even if they were asked to do a horse stance on flat ground, not many people could do it.

"Swoosh!"

Lu Yuan jumped down from the broken tree and said,"There are many ways to increase the difficulty. Other than the golden rooster standing alone, you can also increase the weight.”

He looked at the falling waterfall. There was a huge rock right below the waterfall.

Under the impact of the waterfall for many years, this huge rock had long since become smooth.

Lu Yuan walked to the bamboo forest at the side, broke two bamboos and threw them on the ground.

Just as the netizens were puzzled, Lu Yuan raised his leg and kicked one end of the bamboo.

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

The two bamboo shoots that were more than ten meters long turned into sharp arrows and flew toward the huge rock under the waterfall.

"Pa!"

The bamboo fell into the water, creating ripples.

At this moment, the giant rock, bamboo, and Lu Yuan formed a line.

At this moment, Lu Yuan lifted the hem of his clothes and rushed towards the pond.

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