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72 The humor of literati is everywhere

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"Um…"

Yang Mi facepalmed, amused by Zi Feng's cuteness until she was somewhat speechless.

Teacher He opened his mouth and said," Little Sister Zi Feng, how can there be any god? This is a humorous way of expressing himself by Ye Shaoheng.”

"Hehe…"

Zi Feng smiled sweetly." I'm teasing you guys?”

Teacher He: "?"

"Puff!"

Reba burst out laughing." Looks like Ye Shaoheng's influence is really too great. He's led our family's Little Sister Zifeng astray.”

"That's right. You used to be such an honest girl, but now you're starting to play tricks."”

"Younger Sister Zi Feng is also too cute!”

"Good job, you managed to trick Teacher He and Yang Mi.”

"The effect is not bad."

"People who keep company with vermilion are red and people who keep company with ink are black. I really don't know what will happen to them if they continue to stay in this room.”

"It's all because of that charlatan Ye Shaoheng.”

"You've gone astray, you've gone astray.”

Teacher He shook his head and raised his hand to stroke Zi Feng's head." I don't learn the good ones, but I learn the bad ones quite quickly.”

"Hehe…"

Zi Feng smiled with a crafty look.

"Then let's see what Ye Shaoheng wrote.”Yang Mi clasped her hands together, looking a little nervous." I'm so excited and looking forward to it.”

"Me too." Reba took a deep breath to prove that what she said was true.

"Then I'll open it." As Zi Feng spoke, he already flipped a page of the diary.

"Brother Ye Shaoheng really kept a diary.”

Zi Feng jumped up excitedly, like a child who received a gift from his parents.

Yang Mi quickly leaned over." It really is in the format of a diary."”

"What did you write?" Teacher He asked excitedly.

Yang Mi looked at the contents on the first page and said,"This diary is very ordinary."

"Then read it aloud. The audience is waiting.”

Teacher He pretended to urge him.

Since the diary was ordinary, there was no need to raise any expectations.

"Then I'll read it out loud." Zi Feng volunteered.

"April 26th, 2010, Monday.

The weather was good today.

Yes!

I'm in a good mood too.

From today onwards, in order to kill time, he started to write a diary.

Ye Shaoheng means what he says."

Teacher He was still quietly waiting for the rest, but discovered that Zi Feng stopped reciting.

"No more?"

Zi Feng nodded." No."

Teacher He smiled bitterly." You're really ordinary."”

"From today onwards, I'll also start keeping a diary every day. Jordan means what he says.”

"I want to study hard and strive to get into a key university. Wu Yue will do as he says.”

"I won't play games at night anymore. I can't waste my time. Wang Qiang means what he says.”

"In order to lose weight, Zhao Qianqian did not eat at night.”

"From today onwards, Zhang Qiming will quit smoking.”

“……”

Netizens were always the best at playing.

Zi Feng finished reading Ye Shaoheng's first diary entry.

Below, there were already tens of thousands of comments.

This meme should be popular for a while.

"I think it's a good thing." Yang Mi looked very happy." Since Ye Shaoheng has started to take notes, then he will definitely remember such a big thing like the publication of a book.

At that time, all the doubts we encountered before will be solved.

Isn't it solved?"

"Then continue reading."”

"Read it to Sister Reba." Zi Feng handed the diary to Reba." I can't read Sister Reba's feelings.”

"Alright then." Reba solemnly took the notebook.

Actually, she had long missed him. It was just that Zi Feng volunteered himself, and she was also embarrassed to snatch him away.

Reba took the diary and flipped to the next page. He glanced at it and shook his head with a smile.

"2010, Friday, March 30th.

The weather was also very good today.

I'm in a good mood too.

Yes!

She said that she would write in her diary every day, but she didn't want to write in the past few days.

From tomorrow onwards, he would definitely write it every day.

I mean it!"

“?”

"F * ck!"

"The Almighty really knows how to play."

"Haha…"

"I'm dying of laughter."

"Are you here to be funny?"

"F * ck, under your encouragement, I was ready to study hard, and you're doing this to me?”

"Ye Shaoheng's image in my heart has collapsed. I thought he was a good student who worked hard and couldn't even be bothered to write a diary of dozens of words.”

"Writing relies on talent, not hard work.”

Teacher He covered his face." Student Ye Shaoheng's humor is really everywhere.”

Yang Mi shook her head rather helplessly." Reba, read another one. This is purely a literary essay."”

Reba nodded, turned another page, and continued to read.

"May 9th, Sunday.

The weather was good today.

But I'm not in a good mood. I don't understand why I have to go to school on Sunday.

Labor Day is Labor Day, Sunday is Sunday, alright?

I'm so angry.

Oh, right.

The reason why he didn't record it in his diary a few days ago was because he was a little too young.

It was because she was playing games at home and forgot about it.

Tomorrow, she would officially start writing her diary.

I mean it."

The audience was too lazy to complain.

You've been doing what you say every day, but you've never done it even once.

Can't a great scholar act like a role model?

Yang Mi shook her head vigorously." Reba, let's do another one."”

She didn't know why, but when Reba read these diary entries, not only did she not think that Ye Shaoheng was a lazy person, but she also felt that Ye Shaoheng's image in her heart was even more solid.

"2010, May 14th, Friday.

I heard that the registration for the New Concept Literature Competition has started. Since I have nothing better to do, I'll go get the first prize.

Get some bonuses.

It was time to earn some money.

Diary…

I don't want to write anymore. This stupid thing is a complete waste of time and can't earn money.”

Hearing this, the audience couldn't hold it in anymore.

This was the operation of a great author.

He was completely out of the norm.

He thought it was an inspirational story, but it turned out to be poisonous chicken soup.

Unlike the audience, Yang Mi's face immediately darkened when she heard this post.

If you don't write in your diary at this critical moment, where are we going to find the answer?

She immediately walked to Reba's side. Reba looked at her, and the two of them flipped to the next page in tacit understanding.

"Phew…"

She saw that there was something written in the next article.

Reba and Yang Mi let out a long sigh of relief at the same time.

"Ye Shaoheng's writing career should have started from this moment.”Yang Mi said.

Teacher He nodded." Reba, continue."”

"Alright." Reba flipped to the next page, but after reading the content, she frowned slightly.

"This content is not written in the form of a diary.”

Reba explained and then read,"Ten thousand yuan? Are you kidding me? I painstakingly wrote those few essays by hand, and the mailing fee has already cost dozens of dollars.

Your prize money for first place is only 10,000 yuan?

Such a big organizer was too stingy.

I'm so angry. What the hell?

It's fine if you don't participate in this competition!"

???

Yang Mi's mouth was slightly agape. So you didn't send the essay in the end because you thought the organizer's prize money was too low?

Xie Quan was currently watching the live broadcast.

When he heard Reba's words, he felt like there were stars in front of his eyes.

His chest felt as if it had been hit by something.

Ye Shaoheng, Ye Shaoheng.

The purpose of our competition is to unearth outstanding seedlings.

It wasn't for money, alright?

You…

"You're so willful.”

"Is this the reason why Ye Shaoheng didn't participate in the New Concept Essay Competition? What a weirdo!"

"F * ck, 10,000 yuan is not a small amount. You're still a junior high school student.”

"This is the most unique person I've ever seen. His thoughts and actions are completely unpredictable.”

"If anyone could guess Ye Shaoheng's thoughts, then he wouldn't be so powerful.”

"Haha…I really want to see Xie Quan's expression when he hears this news.”

"Program team, quickly connect to Xie Quan.”

“……”

Yang Mi looked helpless. She was already used to Ye Shaoheng jumping around.

"Another puzzle has been solved. I wonder what kind of emotion Mr. Xie will have when he sees it.”"Let's continue reading. See if there's any other information."”

Reba flipped another page. This time, she started reading directly.

"Let me tell you a joke. The short story for 'City of Illusions' was actually rejected.

He had originally planned to do fairy tales and youth literature together.

It seemed like this was the will of the heavens.

Let's set aside the youth literature for now and complete the task of fairy tale literature first.

That's true!

The road had to be taken step by step. If the steps were too big, it was easy to pull…the balls!”

"Puff!"

Yang Mi couldn't help but spit it out.

"F * ck!"

"This is what a proper scholar should be like.”

"There's no way to run. This year's hottest two-part sayings. If you take too big a step, you'll easily pull your balls!”

"I've already taken notes."

"Ye Shaoheng is really a talent. I couldn't help but laugh five times when I wrote in my diary.”

"My stomach hurts from laughing."

“……”

"I see." Mr. He said," Ye Shaoheng originally planned to write youth literature and fairy tale literature together.

However, Wanjin Press refused to publish Fantasy City.

That was why Ye Shaoheng chose to write fairy tales first.”

"Another mystery has been uncovered." Yang Mi said.

"Looks like this diary is very helpful to us.”"Reba, continue reading."”

Reba nodded and flipped to another page.

However, Reba's eyes widened when he saw what was written on this page.

After glancing at Yang Mi and Teacher He, he still read it out loud.

"Han Er, it doesn't sound good.

Hanhan, it felt weird.

Driver Han…

It was better to use Han Shuang. It was more or less normal.”

…………

He finished writing at one o'clock and changed it until now.

He changed 3,000 words back and forth.

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