Zhou Xingxing's face was red. He gritted his teeth and said,""Tell me, how much is it worth?”
Jiang Yi made an OK gesture, and Zhou Xingxing was overjoyed. He immediately took out his pocket and said,"It's only three yuan. You should have said so earlier."
"Tsk, do you think I'm a beggar?"
Jiang Yi yawned lazily and said,"3000 yuan, take it or leave it.”
"F * ck. Brat, you're robbing me! Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"
Jiang Yi snapped his fingers in the air. Then, a pure black Beretta M92F appeared in his hand and pressed it against Zhou Xingxing's forehead.
"I forgot to tell you. I'm a lunatic and enjoy the privilege of being a foreign teacher. If someone wants to buy it forcefully, they will have to ask my bad-tempered friend first.”
"Big brother, can you stop moving your finger around the trigger?" Zhou Xingxing asked, his body trembling. It's very dangerous, do you know that? Besides, you're a patient. The patient should have a good rest. Everyone was willing to do business. I still have 12.58 yuan in my pocket. You can take it all if you want.”
Jiang Yi sighed and clapped his hands together to put the pistol back into the prop bar.
"Sigh, I thought you were a rich man. I didn't expect you to be so poor. Forget it, you don't seem to be that close to that ghost. You definitely wouldn't be willing to owe money to buy incense. I'll let you off this time.”
Zhou Xingxing patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief. Then, he widened his eyes and involuntarily grabbed Jiang Yi's hands."Big brother, how should I address you? I clearly saw a gun in your hand just now. Why did it suddenly disappear? Can you tell your little brother where you hid the gun?”
Jiang Yi patted Zhou Xingxing's head and said with a smile,""My name is Jiang Yi. I like you, so you can call me Brother Yi. As for the gun, sigh, that thing could be used with just a clap of hands.”
In her previous life, Xingye was unreachable. In this life, it was a dream come true to be able to pat Zhou Xingxing's head.
"Oh, so it's Brother Yi!"
Zhou Xingxing quickly cupped his fists and said with a fawning expression,"I've heard a lot about you. I don't know, the hands you mentioned just now…"
"You mean like this…" Jiang Yi asked with a strange look in his eyes.
As he spoke, he put his hands together and summoned Brony's submachine gun. Zhou Xingxing looked at the submachine gun that appeared out of thin air and was so frightened that his jaw dislocated. He put his ten fingers into his mouth and tilted his head with an incredulous expression.
Jiang Yi threw the submachine gun into his arms, only to see this guy catching it in a flurry.
Then, Jiang Yi pointed at the gun and disappeared into thin air again.
"Why are you like this? Haven't you seen that ghost before? Wasn't this little magic trick very normal?”
"Magic!"
Zhou Xingxing pointed at Jiang Yi with a trembling hand and said,""Brother Yi, you call this magic?”
Jiang Yi immediately put his hands on his hips and said smugly,"Forget it, this brat is not worth scheming with. Since you don't want to buy incense, then forget it.”
However, this time, he was stopped by Zhou Xingxing after taking two steps. He clenched his fists in front of his chest and said with a fawning expression,"Sigh, Brother Yi, I know that an otherworldly expert like you has never been recognized by the secular world. However, can you tell me secretly on account of our fate? Then, that Uncle Biao, oh, the ghost you mentioned, what will happen to him?”
"It's hard to say. His soul body isn't very solid. It looks like he just died not long ago." Jiang Yi held his chin and muttered. If he was lucky, he might survive and die a few days later. If he was unlucky, he would instinctively absorb the Yang qi of the people around him to replenish his life.”
Zhou Xingxing immediately muttered in a dilemma,"Ah, then I'm in danger? Uncle Biao, you're really going to get me killed this time.”
He immediately stopped Jiang Yi again and put his palms together before humbly saying,"Brother Yi, you're so handsome. You must have a good heart.”
Jiang Yi nodded." That's true. I'm so handsome…Hey, wait a minute. Why do I feel like your face is filled with hundreds of millions of dots of colloid compared to mine?"”
Zhou Xingxing immediately pinched his own face a few times. He turned his head and pinched the corners of his eyes and nose as he made a face."How is that possible? Brother Yi, you must have not looked in the mirror recently. You're too humble. I, Zhou Xingxing, have roamed the martial world for decades and have seen all kinds of handsome men. However, when she saw Brother Yi today, she suddenly felt that her life was dark. Since Yu was born, He was born. Brother Yi, you're simply their idol. If you don't debut on the spot, it'll be a loss for the film industry.”
"Look at how ugly I am. How can I be compared to you, big brother?“
Jiang Yi was immediately immersed in her bashful look.
"Not bad, not bad. Although you're not as good as me when it comes to handsome boys, your taste is still not bad. You just want me to help you. Simple.”
Zhou Xingxing was instantly overjoyed. He turned around and laughed so hard that his entire body bent down. His fists and palms were so happy that his entire face was distorted.
There was actually such an easy fool in this world?
Jiang Yi naturally saw his smugness. He smiled until he was done laughing before he stretched out his hand and said,"Take out your gun. Just a mere ghost, your brother Yi could instantly kill them with a ghost-killing curse. At that time, you will have nothing to worry about."
"Yes!"
Zhou Xingxing immediately jumped over as if he had been summoned. But he immediately reacted and said excitedly,"No, Brother Yi, I just want to…"
"Oh, you're trying to say that the ghost-killing curse isn't strong enough, right?" Jiang Yi immediately interrupted him. Then I'll think of a way to bribe heaven and send him directly to hell. I'll fry him in a pot of oil for seven to eight hundred years and fry him like a fried dough twist. I guarantee that you'll be safe for the rest of your life."
"Hmm? You can do this?"
As soon as Zhou Xingxing finished speaking, he felt a chill on his waist where he had placed the gun. The chill even gradually spread to his most critical vital parts.
"Ah, Uncle Biao, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing?"
"You brat, you want to take my life while I'm sick, right?" Zhang Biao said viciously. You even want to fry me in a pot of oil. What do you think I'm doing?”
Zhou Xingxing quickly ran to the side and pulled down his pants.
"Uncle Biao, what did you do to me?”
"Didn't you see it all?" Zhang Biao said weakly. If Yin Qi is injected into your kidney, guess what will happen?”
"Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!"
Zhou Xingxing pulled down his pants with one hand and covered his vitals with the other. He wailed like a ghost.
He kept saying that he was 18cm and that no one understood him at all.
Coincidentally, because this scene was too exciting and loud, Ah Yu, who had just finished filming, turned her head around with a group of onlookers.
Zhou Xingxing's idiotic behavior immediately made the beautiful woman frown slightly. She spat and hurriedly turned her head away.
Just as Jiang Yi was lamenting about how he had killed his love rival without batting an eyelid, a car horn suddenly sounded from afar, followed by three luxury cars driving over…
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