"Big Brother, you didn't call me here to make me an experimental equipment, right?”
Jiang Yi looked at Ruhua's face, which was so terrifying that it was enough to cause nightmares. He suddenly felt that the world was not worth it. He did not want to be a human in his next life.
Leon patted his shoulder and comforted him,""Don't worry, we're all on the same side. Why would I cheat you? Leave this low-level stuff to them. I'll teach you something interesting later.”
Jiang Yi immediately nodded frantically. Then, he was guided by Leon to stand together with Captain Lu of the security team of the Jia Ding Building, Big Brother Iron Gut, Leon's fanatic fan Ah Qun, and the others.
As a matter of fact, Jiang Yi naturally didn't want to follow Leon, this psychopath, to practice the daring method.
However, the side quest of " The Night of the Return of Souls " had not been triggered yet. In addition, Leon, the psychopath, had the inheritance of his master, the Householder of the Grass Hut. The stakes were too high. Sigh, in order to obtain Master's inheritance, I went deep into the den of tigers and wolves, working hard to make the country prosperous, enduring hardships and tasting courage. I'm really a role model in the cultivation world.
While he was thinking, the second senior brother, Iron Ball, who was called up to kiss Ruhua, could not take it anymore and directly vomited.
"F * ck, you're clearly playing with us. Training was supposed to start from the basics. Did he have to play such a difficult game at the beginning?”
As soon as he said this, the eight-man team, including Jiang Yi, couldn't help but nod in agreement.
To be honest, the difficulty level of Flower was almost the same as Aunt Mei's corpse in " The Old Corpse of the Mountain Village ".
It wasn't that they weren't strong enough to deal with such a regional existence right from the start, but that the enemy was too ferocious.
Leon looked at Flowery's scary face and nodded in agreement.
"You're right. Then let's play something else!”
As he spoke, he bent down and opened the treasure chest that seemed to be from the fourth world, rummaging through it.
Soon, a warm lump of something that looked like a lazy hairstyle appeared in his palm.
They were at the seaside in the suburbs, so the temperature was relatively low.
The thing was still hot, and he didn't know where Leon got it. More importantly, this kind of thing could be placed together with other things in the treasure chest, and then taken out by him like magic. The shape did not scatter. He was really an expert!
"My hand is a pile of shit!"
Everyone shuddered in disgust.
"Eh!" 8
Leon stretched out his hand and said,""Who dares to touch him?"
To be honest, compared to the challenge of the flower, a little touch didn't seem to be a big deal.
Although Jiang Yi had already forgotten about the small details of the movie, considering that Leon was a psychopath, he was not tempted at all.
The next second, the security guard wearing a blue cap saw that the difficulty had been greatly reduced. He immediately put his hands in his pockets and said arrogantly,"There are so many things to play with, why play with such a disgusting thing?”
Leon seemed to have been poked in the itch. He spread his hands and said excitedly,"“Whynot？You're saying this because you think you've received higher education and entered high society. It was you who thought that this pile of shit was boring filth. It was like your mother or aunt telling you that ghosts were scary.”
Then, Leon pointed at the lump in his left hand and said,""Even if this pile of shit doesn't stink, you still look down on it. Even if the ghost didn't come to bite you, you would still be afraid. It would be great if everyone could reverse this concept! If you have the guts, come over and touch him!”
Everyone looked at each other. In the end, their gazes all landed on Jiang Yi.
"Why are you all looking at me? I'm just here to listen." Jiang Yi said with a chill. Besides, I've only received nine years of compulsory education. I'm different from you highly educated scumbags.”
The group of people looked at the lunatic in silence. Leon called out,""Ah Yi, well said. Come on, be the first one. Tell me, do you look down on it too?”
For a moment, a magical power seemed to gather on the pile of shit in Leon's hand.
Jiang Yi felt as if there was a camera or something observing everything around him.
At this moment, he and that lump of thing became the main characters at the same time.
"Hahahahaha!"
Jiang Yi laughed maniacally and took out Brony's submachine gun from the void and fired a few shots into the sky.
When the bullet shell landed, he smiled sinisterly and said,"Big Brother, I am a cultivator. Just like a quasi-saint in our Dao Sect once said, the Dao is in shit. This little brother definitely did not have the slightest intention of looking down on it. It's just that this little brother's cultivation has recently improved. Every bullet in my gun has been attached with a ghost-killing curse. In addition, I bought the black dog's blood from the market king butcher at a high price. Only ghosts are afraid of me, not me.”
His words were filled with killing intent. Not to mention the security guards of the Jiading Building, even Leon was stunned by his words.
Immediately after, Jiang Yi pointed his gun at the security guard who was wearing a blue cap and said shamelessly,"Big brother, it's this person. He looked disdainful just now. I think it's necessary to let him know what fear is! Fear!"
When the muzzle of the submachine gun was pointed at him, the handsome man in the blue basin hat instantly turned ashen.
However, considering that Jiang Yi was called here by a lunatic like Leon and could shoot at any time, he could only tremble and be abandoned by his companions.
Jiang Yi pointed his submachine gun at his head and wrapped his arm around his neck."Why? Are you dissatisfied with my brother's teaching?”
"No, no, no. I'm actually very happy to try new things.”
Jiang Yi nodded in satisfaction and pushed his little brother out."Big brother, he said he wants to challenge you!”
Captain Lu, Big Brother Iron Gut, and the others also surrounded him curiously.
Would he choose Jiang Yi, who was holding a submachine gun, or Leon, who was holding sh * t?
The handsome guy wearing a blue cap immediately pointed his finger and walked toward Leon aggressively.
Filled with killing intent, he stabbed his index finger into the hot thing and stirred it a few times as if he was venting his anger. Then, he said arrogantly,"I touched it, huh? What did you experience?"
As he spoke, he took out his fingertip from his pocket and began to clean his index finger.
" I don't think I've learned anything…"
Before he could finish his sentence, Leon wiped the hot thing that had been stirred in his hand on the arrogant handsome man's face.
Jiang Yi could clearly see that the handsome guy was still talking, but Leon moved so fast that a third of the food was eaten by the handsome guy before the ordinary people could react.
"Ah! Ahhhh!"
After a series of screams, the handsome boy instantly died from the poison.
Leon nodded slightly and pointed at the experimental materials on the ground.""You have to study hard. This gentleman just can't get rid of traditional ideas, so he's scared to death.”
The others were just shocked, but Big Brother Iron Ball was the Big Brother after all. He said disdainfully,""Unorthodox!"
However, when he turned around, he realized that Ruhua had appeared behind him with her nose pinched.
Big Brother Iron Gut might have practiced the Iron Head Skill before. Judging from his name, he was also very bold, but his appetite was obviously not that good. As expected, Flower vomited on the ground again when she faced Hell Mode.
Leon shook his head and looked at the group of people, who were still unable to do anything. He had no choice but to rummage through the treasure chest again.
Soon, he took out a red detonator and raised it high."You know that it will take a long time to explode even if you light it up, but if you hold it, even the bravest person will be scared to death.”
While the students were thinking about the reason, Leon swung his hand and raised the detonator high. He said confidently,""But I'm not afraid!"
As he spoke, he lit the long fuse.
At this moment, Jiang Yi also recalled this scene and was about to stop him…
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