He did not care that Uncle Ying was tied up by the white coat again.
When Jiang Yi returned to the ward again, the Clairaudient was lying behind the door in a wretched manner.
As soon as he entered, he was stopped by the clairaudient."Wow, you're so amazing. How dare you enter that basement?"
Sighing, Jiang Yi was speechless as the corner of his mouth twitched. If these words were said by a beautiful girl, he would not object. However, when a male psychopath said this, it did not give people a sense of accomplishment.
Even so, Jiang Yi still said arrogantly,"So what? Let alone the basement, even if it's…mm, wait, what's wrong with the basement?”
Jiang Yi was indeed shocked by his words. After all, this was a Hong Kong film world where ghosts and gods existed. Perhaps there really was a Red Specter there.
However, he felt relieved when he turned around.
Hehe, the ghost-catching master Leon played by Xing Ye is my big brother, and the householder of the thatched cottage played by Uncle Ying is my designated master.
A mere ghost is nothing in front of a lunatic like me.
However, to be on the safe side, Jiang Yi made up his mind and revealed a vicious expression. Then…he took out a lollipop from his back.
There must be brave men under heavy rewards!
The Clairaudient ate the candy and immediately betrayed the organization. He said with an intoxicated expression,"Anyway, the she-devil will say that she will send anyone who doesn't listen to her and eat on time to the basement. Although I haven't been there, it should be very scary.”
Uh, was it scary?
It was indeed a little scary.
Uncle Ying was so handsome that countless people in the 80s and 90s could sleep peacefully in the long night. That face was definitely the most handsome in the world and gave people the most sense of security.
The star was the best comic actor in the memories of countless people. This time point was even more handsome.
A handsome man like me actually met two experts who could challenge my looks in that basement. How terrifying!
Jiang Yi let out a long sigh. Ignoring the heartache of being cheated of a lollipop by a mental patient, he avoided his fellow patients and walked to the corner.
In the name of the Three Pure Ones?
As he thought about it, Jiang Yi looked left and right. He then bit his finger and wrote respectfully on the wall behind the curtain-The Grand Lord of Dao and Virtue.
After all, there were no god tablets or statues here.
Eh, fortunately, the Three Pure Ones were the Three Pure Ones of the Celestial Sect of Wonders!
Sincerity will work!
Then, it was pure thoughts?
She held the incense stick in her hands and stared at the head of the incense stick…
Thirty minutes later, Jiang Yi sat on the ground weakly. The incense stick was still the same as before.
The tip of his right index finger kept tapping his knee. At this moment, he had no choice but to sink into deep thought.
It didn't make sense. Although Uncle Ying was extremely petty, since he said this, it meant that he had the possibility of completing it.
According to the system's data, 5 points should be the data of an ordinary person. The mental illness profession's bonus made his Spirit attribute almost double that of an ordinary person.
Under such circumstances, it didn't make sense that it could be considered pure, right?
From the looks of it, he was still missing something.
An unusually clear thought wandered through the long river of memories, and the word incense lingered in his mind.
Since it was the Hong Kong Comprehensive World, they had to respect the rules of the Hong Kong Comprehensive World.
Soon, with the support of his powerful spiritual power, three scenes appeared in Jiang Yi's mind.
One was Ma Xiaoling lighting incense in " I Have a Date with Zombies ", the other was Mao Xiaofang teaching Xiu how to light incense in " Zombie Taoist Priest ", and the last was Zhang Shaoshao teaching the protagonist Luo Jianming how to light the talisman in " Fierce Cat ".
After some thought, Jiang Yi eliminated the first possibility.
There was no other reason than the fact that Ma Xiaoling's long legs made it hard for him to concentrate.
As for Zombie Taoist Priest, Uncle Ying's words should have been…
Memories flashed through Jiang Yi's mind as if they were played backwards. He had watched Uncle Ying's movie more than ten times. In addition, he had just met Scholar Cottage face-to-face. That handsome face had deepened his impression of him.
After more than ten seconds, Jiang Yi, who had his eyes closed, muttered in his heart.
"Xiu, burn some incense for me."
"There are so many of them here.”
"Activate your dantian, gather qi into strength, turn strength into meridians, and gather it on your two fingers. Taiji is mysterious, yin and yang are impermanent, all kinds of strength return to the finger, all kinds of qi return to fire.”
After saying all this, Jiang Yi felt a sharp pain in his head. When he opened his eyes, they were already bloodshot.
This should be the conversation Mao Xiaofang had when he was teaching A'Xiu the "One Finger Fire Controlling Technique". But at that time, Xiu had been following Lei Gang for more than 20 years, and she must have practiced the method. As for Mao Xiaofang, a grandmaster of his generation, he could only use his Dao techniques to teach him from a distance, so there was nothing he could learn from these few short sentences.
However, there was no doubt that it was useful as a guide.
As for the last scene where Young Master Zhang of Longhu Mountain taught his disciples to ignite the Divine Talisman, he didn't need to think too much to remember it.
Because that move was too cool. In his previous life, he was young and ignorant. After cutting the paper money that was burned at home with the scissors, he had also tried it. In the end, his family thought that he was possessed. Then, his mother, who had been suppressed by endless power and cut off her path to immortality, rewarded him with a meal of fried meat with bamboo vines.
That memory was too deep, so there was no need to recall it.
And there was only one line in the movie at that time-" Use the Five Thunder True Fire in the dantian to ignite the divine talisman."
Obviously, the two scenes had something in common: the dantian. The spiritual energy in the dantian was transformed into fire energy to burn incense and ignite the divine talisman.
Excitement was written all over Jiang Yi's face. Very soon, he held the incense stick and stood respectfully in front of the true name of Dao Ancestor Three Pure Ones that he had written.
He closed his eyes and visualized the hot air in his dantian flowing along his meridians and gathering at his fingertips. When his ten fingers felt the heat gathering, he visualized the flame and then tried to send the flame energy into the tip of the incense stick.
Jiang Yi could clearly feel that a seemingly real and illusory power was indeed gushing out from his dantian.
Under the control of his powerful spiritual power, it entered his fingertips like a small mouse and slowly infused into the top of the sandalwood.
His spiritual power was constantly being consumed. He opened his eyes in a daze, but unfortunately, the incense was not lit.
It was as if everything just now was just a fantasy.
Did I really become a lunatic?
He sat down dispiritedly again, but in his daze, he accidentally touched the top of the sandalwood incense. The heat was as hot as a cigarette butt, so hot that he almost threw the incense on the ground.
In his surprise, Jiang Yi ignored the fact that he had consumed too much mental energy and stood up to try again.
Unfortunately, he still did not succeed this time.
After letting out a long sigh, his gaze inadvertently turned to look at the "Grand Supreme Lord of Dao and Virtue" written in his blood.
Suddenly, Jiang Yi slapped his thigh and stood up in surprise.
That's right! It was useless to light the sandalwood alone! He even wanted to invite the big boss to eat incense and candles!
Once again, Jiang Yi stood with the incense stick in his hand. He was dressed in a white and blue mental patient's costume, and he did not look out of place at all.
"In the golden age, Buddhism flourished in the world, and Taoism was hidden alone in the mountains. In troubled times, Bodhisattvas don't care about things, and Laozi carries a sword to save the vicissitudes of life. I, Jiang Yi, sincerely pray for Dao Ancestor's mercy. If you are willing to accept a disciple into the Dao Sect, please allow me to offer this incense.”
With that, he endured the splitting headache again. With his thoughts, the incense finally emitted a slightly choking green smoke. Then, the fire lit up, and the top of the sandalwood incense finally lit up.
Jiang Yi's mind was in a daze, but he vaguely remembered that he seemed to need to find an incense burner.
He wasn't Monkey, Zhu Bajie, and his other three brothers.
Although Taoism didn't pay much attention to appearances, sincerity was still necessary.
However, he was so sleepy that he did not even have the ability to think. This was also a ward, so where would he find an incense burner?
In his daze, he fell straight to the ground, but his hands were still tightly holding the somewhat damp incense.
Before he closed his eyes, the corners of Jiang Yi's mouth suddenly curled up.
Incense burner! It wasn't that there weren't any!
He clenched his left fist tightly and used his palm as an incense burner to erect the incense stick.
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"Big brother, that tough guy fell down!”
In the noisy ward, the presiding judge brought a group of patients and surrounded them.
"Big, big brother, he seemed to have been injected with a lethal injection by that she-devil. But why was he holding an incense stick in his hand?”
Just as the secretary was about to step forward to check, he was beaten back by the presiding judge.
"Stupid, he must be afraid that no one will burn incense for him after he dies, so he burned himself first.”
"Big Brother is really smart!"
"That's right. If you're not smart, how can you be a big brother?”
"Big brother, what about him?"
"Let's mourn for him!"
The people led by the presiding judge began to find black bandages to cover their heads. They said in unison,"Might!"
Three seconds later, the group of lunatics ran away happily again.
The incense stick burned slowly, but when it was about to reach Jiang Yi's palm, it suddenly extinguished.
After a few minutes, the burnt ash lost its temperature before falling down.
The words 'Lord Dao De' written on the wall also turned into a torrent.
The Dao Sect's light and incense ashes that flashed by slowly fused into Jiang Yi's body and quickly disappeared...
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