"Good boy."
Ninth Uncle pointed at the marshal and turned around. He saw a chamber pot at the side and his anus tightened.
He picked up the chamber pot and ran to an empty place. His entire body was already covered in cold sweat, and he was about to take off his pants in a hurry.
"Hahaha!"
"There's going to be a good show."
At this moment, Dalong saw Ninth Uncle, who was taking off his pants in front of him, looking like he was watching a show.
"Hmm?"
At this moment, Ninth Uncle noticed everyone's expressions. His face turned red and he felt that something was wrong. He moved the table in front of him.
Seeing that the Great Dragon could no longer see him, Ninth Uncle squatted down in relief.
Puff--
In the next moment,
The ancestral hall was filled with a stench.
"It stinks."
Wen Cai smelled the stench in the air and immediately pinched his nose.
"Cuckoo-"
Suddenly,
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng's expressions changed drastically.
"Ah?"
"It must be the Sushi just now."
At this time, Qiu Sheng held his stomach and guessed that it was caused by eating the Sushi.
"Ah…"
"I can't hold it in anymore, I can't hold it in anymore!"
Qiu Shengwen covered his butt and wanted to find a place to go to the toilet.
"Don't go out. If you go out, the guards at the door will shoot you.”
Wen Cai wanted to open the door and run out.
Qiu Sheng, who was behind him, hurriedly stopped him.
Just now, the master wanted to go out, but the guards at the door shot at him.
If Wen Cai went out, he would definitely be beaten into a toilet stopper.
"Then what should we do? What should we do?"
"I'm about to poop it out."
Hearing that he couldn't go out, Wen Cai was also jumping up and down.
"I can't hold it in anymore."
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng ran behind Ninth Uncle at the same time. Without a word, they squatted down and pulled him.
Puff--
In the ancestral hall.
Music started playing.
The air was filled with a thick stench.
Lu Li was glad that he did not eat Japanese Sushi in the marshal's mansion.
Otherwise, there would be four people squatting on the ground instead of three.
"Hahaha!"
When Dalong saw Ninth Uncle make a fool of himself, he laughed loudly.
At the same time, his hands started to itch again.
However, there was nothing to poke him with. At this moment, he was like a zombie, jumping on the spot.
Lu Li narrowed his eyes.
It is the father's fault that the son is not educated.
I'll kill your father later.
At night.
Outside the ancestral hall, groups of guards were patrolling the surroundings with guns in their hands.
In the ancestral hall.
Dalong was sweating profusely from the heat. He hid behind a pillar and stared at the coffin in front of him.
It was his father's coffin.
He heard from Douchiying that his father had already turned into a zombie.
He had never seen a zombie before.
I also know if zombies are scary or not
"Oh-"
At this moment, Ninth Uncle walked out from behind the table.
Seeing that Ninth Uncle had already gone to the toilet, Dalong went up and asked,"Douchiying, I forgot to ask just now. Speaking of which, isn't my dad terrifying?”
"Of course zombies are scary," Uncle Nine replied.”
"Ah?"
"Terrifying?" "I'm scared. I'll leave first."”
After saying that, Dalong wanted to walk out.
"Sigh, that won't do."
"You can't leave now." Ninth Uncle immediately stopped him.”
If you leave, who will lure the zombies?
Can't I go?
Even zombies would shake their heads at my old arms and legs.
You have to go, Marshal.
"We relied on you to lure him out.”
Uncle Nine threatened," If you want to become a zombie, then you'd better leave.”
When the Great Dragon heard this, he stopped in his tracks.
He did not want to become a terrifying zombie.
Bang!
At this moment.
A voice rang out.
Not far away, the coffin that was hanging and falling suddenly moved and closed again.
Lu Li looked up.
This meant that Marshal's father was coming out.
"Aiyo, mom!"
The Great Dragon had never seen such a situation before. He was so scared that he wanted to run.
"Don't go."
Ninth Uncle was quick to react. He immediately grabbed Dalong's clothes and pulled him back.
At this moment, Lu Li, who had stopped talking, shouted,""Senior Martial Brother Wen Cai Qiu Sheng, catch him.”
Want to run?
The task of luring the zombies would definitely be left to the marshal to personally take action.
After Wen Caiqiu heard this, he attacked at the same time.
The two of them grabbed the marshal's shoulders and carried him away.
"Ah?"
"Let go of me!"
"I don't want to attract zombies, I'm scared!”
The Great Dragon desperately resisted, but it was useless.
Wen Caiqiu carried him to his father's coffin.
"Senior Martial Brother Wen Cai Qiu Sheng, tie him up with a rope.”
Lu Li walked up to Wen Caiqiu with the rope in his hand.
"No!"
When Dalong heard that he still had to tie himself up with a rope, he felt terrible.
If his father really ran out, he wouldn't even have the chance to escape.
How could he not be frightened?
Seeing how cowardly the Great Dragon was, Wen Caiqiu shouted,"Marshal, why are you so timid? With the two of us here, what are you afraid of?”
Lu Li was speechless.
How could these words come out of your mouths?
How could you have the nerve to say that?
"Look after him!"
Ninth Uncle's expression changed, and he ran away while clutching his stomach.
"Aiyo, I have to poop again."
Ninth Uncle came to the table and squatted down.
"Hehe!"
"Marshal, your hat is really nice. Lend it to me!”
Wen Cai looked at the marshal's hat. Without waiting for the marshal to agree, he immediately took it.
Heh, don't say that.
This hat that only a marshal could wear was worn on Wen Cai's head. His entire aura changed.
It was like the Japanese Imperial Army that had entered the village to steal chickens and dogs.
Wen Cai held the commander's pistol in one hand and immediately made a pose. He looked at Lu Li and asked,"Junior Brother, how is it?"
"Is he handsome?"
Lu Li was silent for a while. Then he said," Senior Martial Brother Wen Cai, the cherry blossoms in your hometown have bloomed. Aren't you going back to take a look?"”
Wen Cai: "??????"
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