If I Say It, I Will Be Beheaded!
After saying that, Lin Fan even emphasized that it was the Emperor of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors!
Li Shimin was speechless.
However, on second thought, there was nothing wrong with it. Wasn't he the emperor? It was reasonable for him to eat the emperor pill.
However, there was something strange about it.
The three of them raised their glasses and laughed.
She completely ignored Cheng Chumo, who was kneeling at the door.
Li Shi Min was in a good mood. He drank a few glasses of hard liquor, and his face was slightly red.
"Brother Lin, then tell me, what kind of strange illness do I have?”
"I've visited many famous doctors, but they all said that it can't be cured.”
Li Shiming was in a high position, so he couldn't help but think of some bad things.
All the imperial physicians had said that there was no cure for his strange illness.
Could it be that someone wants to harm me?
Lin Fan looked at him and laughed in his heart.
"It's right that you can't cure it. Don't tell me you want to give all ten concubines to Old Wang?”
Lin Fan clenched his fist and coughed dryly before he stopped smiling.
"Old Li, be honest. Where did you and Madam go yesterday?”
Cheng Yaojin's butt slipped and he almost fell off the stool.
He even knew about this?
Yesterday, he had personally escorted Li Shimin to Empress Zhangsun's palace.
Cheng Yaojin was a little embarrassed. He held back his laughter and picked his ears as if nothing had happened.
Li Shi Min heard this.
Her face, which was already slightly red, seemed to have turned darker, but it disappeared in an instant.
He was also secretly glad." Fortunately, I didn't bring the Empress out of the palace with me today!”
How could he not know what Empress Zhangsun meant last night?
He just wanted to meet his future son-in-law in advance.
He could also help Chang Le to keep a lookout.
Empress Zhangsun was virtuous and virtuous. She paid the most attention to the etiquette between the monarch and his subjects.
In his eyes, it was fine, but in the eyes of the Empress, it was a big deal.
Lin Fan spread out his hands and didn't feel that anything was wrong.
"Actually, your illness is just kidney deficiency. It's not that serious. You just need to pay more attention to recuperation.”
Li Shimin was speechless.
Upon hearing this, he was immediately unconvinced.
As the Son of Heaven, he could absorb the fate of all rivers in the world.
What a false statement.
Lin Fan saw his disdain and asked,""Old Li, tell me how many concubines you have married.”
Li Shi Min was suddenly at a loss for words. He pondered for a moment before replying.
"More than ten."
"Ahem…Cough…" Lin Fan patted his chest and almost choked.
He originally thought that Old Li would only marry five or six wives.
He didn't expect that he would open his mouth and ask for more than a dozen.
"Old Li, you're awesome. You're still as good as ever!”
Li Shi Min was confused. What did it have to do with this?
? Lin Fan continued," Listen to me and you will understand."”
The two of them quickly perked up their ears to listen.
"If you were an ordinary citizen, this illness would have been cured long ago.”
"It's a pity that you're rich, so this illness can't be cured!”Lin Fan said.
Li Shi Min was even more confused.
It was said that it was difficult for poor people to see a doctor.
Why did it just happen to flip over here?
The voice rang out again.
"What do men live for?"
"Nothing more than three things: money, power, and women.”
Lin Fan raised three fingers.
"Don't even think about Quan. People like Shang Jia won't be able to ascend the stage in the end.”
"You already have the money.”
He retracted two fingers and continued,""The last thing you want in this life is women.”
"That's why you married more than ten wives, right?”
Cheng Yaojin nodded and muttered,""That's right."
Li Shiming glared at Cheng Yaojin coldly, causing him to cover his mouth.
? Lin Fan continued," Since you're married, they're all people you love. You have to share the benefits. Otherwise, the family won't be harmonious."”
"Now that you have a woman, you have to carry on the family line and inherit your family business.”
"Over time, you'll become a stallion in the shed.”
"Plop!"
Cheng Chumo was frightened by Lin Fan's words again. He looked at him as if he had seen a ghost.
He even had the intention to kill him.
He actually called His Majesty a stallion
"You said that when you went to see a doctor, the doctor only told you to take good care of yourself.”
"But can you control your temper? I see that you, Old Li, are also a boring person.”
"Once he says it, you'll definitely not be convinced. If you're not convinced, you'll ruin his reputation.”
Lin Fan raised his wine cup and said.
"The ancients said that heroes don't ask where they come from, and hooligans don't look at age.”
"Puff!"
This time, Cheng Yaojin couldn't hold it in anymore and coughed non-stop.
Li Shiming's eyes twitched, and he couldn't think of a retort.
He was now a mute who had nothing to say.
Lin Fan was also excited. He drank a cup of strong wine.
"Let me give you an example.”
Cheng Chumo almost fainted when he heard that.
Ancestor, can you use another person as an example?
You're the God of Longevity, but I haven't lived long enough.
"If this illness were to be on him, I dare say that no imperial doctor would be able to treat him.”Lin Fan said.
Li Shi Min was even more shocked.
Did he know about what happened in the palace?
Even Empress Zhangsun did not mention the fact that he was unwell, let alone the ministers below.
He also did not believe that the imperial physician would have the guts to go outside and speak nonsense.
He saw,
Lin Fan clapped his hands.
"It's not that I can't see it well, I just don't dare to say it.”
"Which imperial physician dares to say that His Majesty has kidney deficiency?”
"Isn't this courting death?!"
"I can only beat around the bush and ask him to carefully recuperate.”
"But, Li Shi Min has fourteen beautiful women and his favorite Empress Zhangsun. How can he stay idle?”
Lin Fan patted Old Li's shoulder.
"As a brother, I'll give you a word of advice. There are no broken fields, only exhausted cows!”
"Plop!" A sound rang out.
This time, Cheng Chumo fainted from fright.
Even Cheng Yaojin almost slipped under the stool and wiped his cold sweat.
It was clearly vulgar words.
He placed it in Lin Fan's mouth.
Why did it make more sense the more he pondered?
His words were rough but not rough, and every sentence was reasonable.
Who could withstand this?
Li Shi Min's facial muscles kept twitching.
What shocked him even more was that…
"How does he know all of this?”
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