The Dead Don't Enter the Coffin? No, he's not here yet
This was boring!
If there was no one in the coffin, then what was the point of holding a funeral?
Sister Zhou looked at the black and white photo hanging on the mourning hall and fell into a state of confusion.
The black-and-white photo was of a young woman around the age of 24 or 25.
He was quite handsome.
However…
There were also photos, a mourning hall, and even a coffin…
There was no one inside.
Moreover…
The family members of the deceased did not seem to be sad at all.
Even the head of this family was chatting happily around Teacher Huang.
There was something strange about this place.
Sister Zhou suddenly remembered the village chief's words.
When he said there was no one, did he mean that there was no one in the coffin?
"Sister Zhou, what's wrong?"
Seeing Sister Zhou's dumbfounded expression, Garzi came over."What are you thinking about? Why are you standing here in a daze?"
In terms of popularity, an internet celebrity like Gazi definitely couldn't compare to Boss Yang and Fatty Di.
The only work that he could take out in his life was the Little Soldier Zhang Ge from more than ten years ago.
However, more than ten years had passed.
He had become a small internet celebrity who sold fake wine in the live broadcast room.
These simple villagers usually only watched television and did not watch live broadcasts. Who would recognize him?
They all surrounded Huang Lei, Boss Yang, and Fatty Di.
No one paid attention to him.
Sister Zhou, who had no sense of existence after leaving the Internet, pointed at the coffin in the mourning hall and said uneasily,"Coffin…there's no…no one in the coffin!”
"Sister Zhou, this joke is not funny.”
Garzi thought that Sister Zhou was deliberately teasing him. After all, the two of them were both people in the online celebrity circle and could be considered old acquaintances.
This pair of old women had A lot of tricks up their sleeves.
"If you don't believe me, look for yourself!"
Gazi glanced at the coffin indifferently.
When Garzi saw that there was no one in the coffin, he subconsciously exclaimed.
"F * ck!"
"There's really no one!"
Gazi's loud voice immediately attracted the attention of the others.
Mr. Yang frowned and looked at Gazi with a hint of displeasure in his eyes.
"Gazi, what's going on? Why are you so noisy in the middle of the night?”
The entertainment industry itself was a vanity fair full of discrimination.
As an A-list actress, Yang Mi somewhat looked down on Gazi and Sister Zhou.
In her opinion, the production team had dragged these two people into the group, which was simply lowering her status.
How could two unrated internet celebrities be worthy of partnering with an A-list celebrity like her on the same show?
Garzi squeezed out an ugly smile and pointed at the coffin."Mi Jie, there's no one in this coffin.”
"Huh?"
These words immediately caused an uproar in the entire program team.
Huang Lei and the others also looked into the coffin curiously.
"There's really no one."
"This…"
"What's going on?"
The viewers in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.
The bullet comments started surging crazily.
"If there's no one in the coffin, then what's the point of holding a funeral?”
"Good heavens, this is a fake funeral, right?”
"Isn't it? In this day and age, they had heard of fake marriages and divorces, but they had never heard of fake funerals!”
"Right, right, right. What's the point of holding a fake funeral?”
As a permanent guest of the program team, Huang Lei was considered to have seen a lot in his life.
However, this was the first time he had encountered such a situation.
Huang Lei's curiosity was piqued.
He looked at the village chief and asked carefully,"Village Chief, is this…our custom?”
Subconsciously, Huang Lei thought that this was a custom in Xiangxi.
After all, there were indeed some places that had the custom of not entering the coffin.
Could it be that the funeral custom in Xiangxi was that the deceased did not enter the museum?
The village chief still had a simple and honest expression. He smiled shyly and said,"Oh, it's fine. It's not a custom. It's just that the person hasn't arrived yet.”
He hasn't arrived yet?
This sentence made Huang Lei unable to understand.
Good fellow!
What did he mean by not arriving yet?
So what he meant was that the person was not completely dead yet. After that, he should arrange the mourning hall and coffin in advance and wait until he was completely dead before putting them in?
Huang Lei's mind was filled with question marks.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also amused by the village chief's words.
"F * ck, he hasn't arrived yet? There's such a saying?"
"Does this village chief mean that he's not completely dead yet?”
"What does Village Chief mean? Is there anyone with Big Pig Knuckle who can come out and explain?”
"I can be considered to have opened my eyes by stabbing my butt with a knife!”
"Xiangxi is indeed a mysterious place.”
At the side, Zhang Xinxi once again displayed his passive skill of speaking without thinking.
"Village chief, do you mean that the dead person went out for a walk and hasn't returned yet?"”
The village chief did not like hearing this.
The honest smile on his face instantly fell.
"This little brother, don't talk nonsense. What walk? This kind of thing is very disrespectful to the deceased.”
Seeing that the village chief was a little angry, Huang Lei hurriedly came over to smooth things over.
He smiled apologetically." Village Chief, you've misunderstood. What Chenchen means is that our customs here are different from those in other places."”
"We are all very interested in the local customs of Xiangxi. Can you tell us about the funeral culture in Xiangxi?”
It had to be said.
Teacher Huang's eloquence was as outstanding as his EQ.
These words not only helped Zhang Xiaoru to resolve the situation, but also used a very reasonable way of talking to shift the topic to the funeral culture of Xiangxi.
Huang Lei's actions attracted the praise of the audience.
"Teacher Huang's EQ is amazing. He managed to smooth things over.”
"It's really hard on Teacher Huang to have to deal with this dog, Zhang Huanhuan.”
"That's right. I'm cleaning up this stupid thing's mess every day.”
"If I were the village chief, I would give it a big slap!”
Just as the audience was praising Teacher Huang's high EQ.
What the village chief said next caused everyone to explode.
Teacher Huang's attempt to smooth things over eased the village chief's originally ugly expression.
Then, he slowly explained.
"The deceased was from our village. He went out to work, but he passed away due to illness a few days ago.”
"The person I mentioned hasn't arrived yet. The deceased is still on the way.”
Village Chief's words made Huang Lei realize.
"Oh, I understand. You mean that the hearse that transported the deceased hasn't arrived here yet.”
The village chief shook his head." There's no hearse. The people in our village can't afford a hearse."”
"Then…we're going by water?" Huang Lei was stunned.”
As soon as Huang Lei finished speaking, he realized that there was something wrong with his question.
Wengcao Village was located deep in the mountains and forests. Where did the waterway come from?
In the next second.
The village chief's words made Huang Lei completely numb!
"We don't have a waterway here."
"The deceased walked back, so they haven't arrived yet.”
Good fellow!
The moment these words came out!
The entire crew, including the audience in the live broadcast room.
It instantly exploded!
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