Big Sister Zhou, This Big Rat Was Hunted by This Old Lady!
"Gazi, what kind of crappy slingshot is this? After so long, you haven't hit a single bird!”
"What a waste of time. The sky is almost dark!”
"And this Zhou Zhou, why hasn't she come back after going to the toilet for so long?”
"None of you are reliable!”
Halfway up the mountain, Boss Yang's complaints kept ringing out.
"Mi Jie, I haven't even started yet.”
Gazi held a simple slingshot and smiled awkwardly at Yang Mi.
"When I get my hands on it, I'll definitely be able to hit the bird!”
"By the time you get started, the sky will be dark!"
Yang Mi frowned and complained," Alright, I knew I couldn't count on you. Don't worry about hunting birds. Let's go find Zhou Zhou first."”
After Sister Zhou went to relieve herself, she followed Gazi and began to hunt birds in the mountains.
Although this simple slingshot made by Gazi was quite powerful, its accuracy was really too poor.
It had been almost an hour.
Not to mention birds.
He didn't even hit a feather!
And Sister Zhou was even more ridiculous. She had gone to relieve herself and had yet to return.
With these two unreliable teammates, Yang Mi was also very depressed.
However, despite her complaints, she was still a little worried about Sister Zhou.
"Zhou Zhou has been gone for so long and hasn't come back yet. Could it be that she's lost?”
Not only Yang Mi, but the viewers in the live broadcast room were also worried.
"This pair of old women aren't very smart to begin with. The forest is dense.”
"It's fine if you get lost, but you're afraid of falling off a cliff or something.”
"The program team is really generous. Aren't they going to look for her?”
"Good fellow, he went to relieve himself and lost her. She was fine when she came, but she can't go back.”
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Director Wang of the program team was also a little worried at this moment.
If anything happened to Sister Zhou in the mountains, it would be troublesome.
The production team could not avoid responsibility.
Yang Mi also walked towards Director Wang and said,"Director Wang, Zhou Zhou has been gone for so long. Why don't we look for someone first? I'm afraid something will happen to her.”
Director Wang nodded with a serious expression."Alright, forget about the mission for now. Finding someone is more important.”
Just as everyone decided to ignore the mission and go find Sister Zhou.
"The wind blows through the peach trees, and the magpies chirp on the branches…"
Sister Zhou, who was humming a tune, finally returned.
He looked at the cheerful Sister Zhou jumping around like a happy little rabbit.
Everyone heaved a sigh of relief.
"Where did you go?" Why did it take so long? Everyone thought you were lost and was about to look for you!”
Seeing that Sister Zhou was safe and sound, Garzi also joked,"Sister Zhou, isn't this hand of yours taking too long? Could it be constipation?"
"Bah!"
"Don't you know how to talk?" Sister Zhou spat. You're the one who's constipated!"
As he spoke, he choked on his own mouth. You're still empty-handed?"
"Didn't you say that your slingshot can hit birds? Where's the bird?"
Gazi had even boasted that he would definitely be able to catch a bird.
Now that Sister Zhou was teasing him in front of so many viewers in the live broadcast room, he felt a little embarrassed.
He quickly found an excuse to change the topic."No, I'm talking to you. Why are you talking about me?”
"Why didn't I hit the bird? Isn't it all because of you?"
"You've been gone for so long and haven't come back. I was worried that something would happen to you.”
Sister Zhou pursed her lips.”
"It's better to count on me than you.”
After Sister Zhou finished speaking, she took out something from behind her with a smile and waved it at the few of them proudly.
"Wuhu! Look, what did I bring you?”
What Sister Zhou was holding was the yellow weasel that had fallen into hibernation!
Seeing Sister Zhou suddenly take out a "big rat", Yang Mi was shocked.
"Ya! What was this? A big rat?"
Gazi also widened his eyes and exclaimed,"Damn, Sister Zhou, where did you get this?”
Seeing Sister Zhou go to relieve herself and bring back a game, the audience in the live broadcast room instantly exploded.
"F * ck! What is this?"
"A big rat?"
"Oh my god, where did Sister Zhou catch such a big rat?”
"Are you sure this is a rat? Is there such a big rat?"
"Why not? I live in the countryside and I've seen rats bigger than this.”
"Good fellow, I f * cking call him good fellow! After a long time, they didn't even catch a bird, but Sister Zhou got a big rat instead?”
"Now, dinner is settled.”
Sister Zhou grabbed the weasel's tail and lifted it upside down. In addition, the camera was shooting from the weasel's back.
Therefore, the audience in the live broadcast room could not see what it was for a moment.
They all thought that it was a wild rat in the forest.
In fact, it was not surprising that the audience mistook the weasel for a mouse.
The weasel's scientific name was weasel, and there was a "rat" in its name.
This meant that this thing did look a little similar to a mouse.
In addition, the wild rats in the forest were much larger than the rats in the city's sewers.
That was why they treated the weasels as wild rats.
"I went to relieve myself just now. Guess what happened?”
Sister Zhou asked the two of them.
"What's wrong?"
Sister Zhou said proudly.
"I had just finished relieving myself when I ran into this big rat.”
"I was shocked at that time."
"But I'm not scared. I immediately picked up a rock and threw it at it.”
Sister Zhou glanced at Gazi and continued.
"My aim is much better than someone else's. I knocked this thing out at that time.”
"Isn't our mission to find meat?”
Sister Zhou proudly waved the yellow weasel in her hand."See, isn't this a gift from nature?”
Sister Zhou didn't tell everyone that she had encountered the village chief bringing the old hen into the mountains.
This way, Sister Zhou was afraid that if she said that this thing was picked up from the village chief's chicken coop, it would not highlight her strength. How could she act pretentious then?
Secondly, the villagers had clearly warned them not to enter the forbidden area at the back of the mountain. Although this place was filled with the program team's people, it was Director Wang who allowed them to enter to hunt.
However, there might be too many people talking, especially a brainless fool like Gazi. If he spilled the beans, it would avoid unnecessary trouble.
Hence, Sister Zhou lied and said that she got the big rat.
It had to be said that Sister Zhou was not inferior to Garzi and Zhang Huanhuan when it came to causing trouble.
In terms of bullsh * t, he was even better than the two of them!
The yellow weasel fell into Sister Zhou's hands.
The sky of Weng Cao Village had been completely pierced through…
.. dividing line
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