"Yes, I went to the countryside to play a movie these few days. When I came back, I went to Little E's parents 'house. Come, Third Uncle, take this wild mountain mushroom. It's chewy when stewed.”
Xu Damao was disgusted, but he still took out a skewer of wild mushrooms and handed it to Yan Bugui.
Yan Bugui was immediately overjoyed and said with a smile,"Then I won't stand on ceremony. By the way, something big has happened in the courtyard when you weren't in the courtyard for a few days.”
"What's the big deal?" Xu Damao's interest was piqued.
"Silly Zhu was arrested by the police station and sent to jail. He was supposed to be sentenced to four to five years, but he paid six thousand yuan and was detained for three months. Jia Zhangshi was sentenced to one year, and the stick was also sent to the juvenile detention center for three months.”
"What? There was such a good thing, was Silly Zhu sneaking around again?”When Xu Damao heard that Silly Zhu was detained, he was instantly overjoyed.
He and Silly Pillar had been sworn enemies since they were young. Because he was not as good at fighting as Silly Pillar, he had been beaten up by Silly Pillar many times since he was young. Seeing Silly Pillar being unlucky, how could he not be happy?
" It's all because of that little rascal, the stick guy. He went to the Chen family to steal something. Damn it, he stole more than 100 yuan. Silly Zhu beat up Chen Yu, but Chen Yu went to the police and said that Silly Zhu and the stick guy had joined forces to break into the house and rob the family members of the martyrs. That kid is really tough. Even Old Yi suffered a big loss in front of him. He paid 6,000 yuan and had to go to jail.”
Yan Bugui vividly recounted the events of the past few days.
Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e felt a little surreal when they heard this. One had to know that Chen Yu was only ten years old, one year younger than the stick. In the end, he made Silly Zhu fall. Yi Zhonghai and the Deaf Old Lady could not do anything about it.
Moreover, the Deaf Old Lady had fallen down yesterday and suffered a shattered fracture. Now, she was hospitalized.
When Lou Xiao'e heard that the Deaf Old Lady was hospitalized, she immediately became a little worried.
Because she felt that the Deaf Old Lady was very good to her, because they both lived in the backyard. Usually, when Xu Damao was not at home, Lou Xiao'e would go and chat with the Deaf Old Lady.
Little did she know that the Deaf Old Lady had been scheming against her.
"Silly Zhu deserved it. Chen Yu's father had just died, and he was like a dog helping the Jia family to occupy the Chen family's house. It has only been a few days, and he came to rob them.”
Although Xu Damao wasn't a good person, he was still a decent person compared to the beasts in the Siheyuan.
It was said that Xu Damao was so evil that he was forced to do so by Yi Zhonghai and his gang.
In the original novel, he wanted to have a son too much and his obsession was too deep. In the end, he divorced Lou Xiao'e because of the situation.
If it wasn't for the fact that Silly Zhu had poached Xu Damao and provoked him, Xu Damao wouldn't have brought people to raid the house.
Xu Damao had the highest EQ in the entire courtyard house.
However, Xu Damao felt that Chen Yu wasn't simple. He directly made Silly Zhu and the Jia family compensate 6,000 yuan, and even made Yi Zhonghai obediently take out the money. He just didn't know if Chen Yu could withstand Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu's revenge.
Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e smelled an alluring fragrance as soon as they arrived at the backyard.
Following the fragrance, he realized that it was coming from the Chen family, so he walked over to take a look.
In the end, he saw Chen Yu and his sister getting busy in the kitchen.
"Hey, Chen Yu, not bad. Stewing chicken. This is too fragrant. It's much better than Silly Zhu's cooking.”
Xu Damao was a little surprised. He wasn't flattering, but speaking the truth.
Chen Yu saw that Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e had arrived and said lightly,""Uncle Damao, Little Aunt E, I'm stewing chicken to nourish my mother's body.”
He didn't have any ill feelings towards Xu Damao. At least, he didn't participate in the Jia family's robbery. Although he didn't speak up for them, they were not related to him. Why would he help him?
"Come, Chen Yu, this is a local specialty that your Uncle Damao brought back from the countryside. Take some back.”
Xu Damao took out a mountain product and handed it to Chen Yu.
"There's no need, Uncle Damao. Our family doesn't lack this. Moreover, we don't accept rewards without merit.”Chen Yu said.
"Look at what you're saying. Who said you took advantage of me? I heard that you got Silly Zhu in. This can be considered as avenging me. Uncle Damao is happy, so take it.”
"Alright, I'll accept it then." Chen Yu took the mountain products and took out a big fish that weighed four to five catties from the bucket beside him. He handed it to Xu Damao and said,"I caught this fish myself. Consider it a gift.”
"Hey, kid, this fish is quite fat. I didn't expect you to know how to fish at such a young age.”
Xu Damao felt that it was not a loss to exchange those mountain products for a big fish. It just so happened that he had not eaten fish for a long time.
Xu Damao's favorable impression of Chen Yu had increased quite a bit. He had to admit that this kid knew how to be a good person.
After saying goodbye to Chen Yu, he went home with Lou Xiao'e.
Chen Yu stewed chicken soup, made braised pork, and steamed some rice. The family of three began to eat warmly.
The animals in the courtyard felt that every meal was a kind of torture. Chen Yu's dishes were too fragrant. Moreover, they had been eating fish and meat every day for the past few days. They had stewed turtle and chicken soup. They were so hungry.
After Yi Zhonghai smelled the smell, he slammed the door and left. He didn't even eat dinner. He just happened to have to pick up the Deaf Old Lady.
However, Yi Zhonghai felt a sharp pain in his stomach the moment he stepped out of the door. Then, he ran straight to the toilet. Halfway there, he immediately wet his pants.
However, when she reached the public toilet, she slipped and fell into the toilet.
As soon as he entered the pit, he gulped down a few mouthfuls of sh * t and shouted,"Help! Help!"
Unfortunately, most people were having dinner at home and did not hear Yi Zhonghai's cry for help at all.
Chen Yu noticed that the talisman had taken effect and was very satisfied.
If he let this old man point at his mother and scold her, he would directly make him eat sh * t.
This was naturally Chen Yu's doing. He had originally planned to use the 30 Scattering Talismans when the Deaf Old Lady came back. However, Yi Zhonghai provoked him and even scolded his mother. Chen Yu first used a Scattering Talisman on him, and then when he ran into the public toilet, he used a Slip Talisman on him.
Coincidentally, he chose to let Yi Zhonghai, that old man, eat a meal of feces when everyone was eating. It could be considered an appetizer. There was still a long way to go in the future.
After the meal, Chen Yu said to his sister,""Qing `er, big brother will show you a magic trick.”
"What magic trick?" Qing Er asked in confusion.
"Look, there's nothing in my hands, right?”
Chen Yu flipped his hands and an apple appeared in his hands.
"Wow, brother is so awesome. It's an apple.”When Qing 'Er saw this magical scene, she immediately clapped her hands and looked at her brother with admiration.
"Dang dang dang."
Then, Chen Yu conjured another one. He conjured three in a row. He gave one to his mother, one to his sister, and one to himself.
"Xiao Yu, where did you get this apple?”his mother asked.
"When I went to buy bicycles today, I passed by a stall and bought a few. Eating fruits after dinner is good for your health. Mom, have a look. These apples are very sweet.”
"Mmm, it's so sweet. Brother, the apple is so delicious.”Qing 'Er picked up her apple and took a bite.
"Yes, this apple is indeed quite delicious.”
Zhou Feng did not expect the apple to not only be sweet, but also have a unique fragrance. She did not know that this was because the apple grew in the Mountain River Mystic Realm, so it was naturally not comparable to the apples outside.
"Not good, Master One fell into a manure pit.”At this moment, Chen Yu heard someone shouting outside.
"Xiao Yu, what's wrong? Did Grandpa Yi fall into a pit of sh * t?" Zhou Feng was also a little surprised.
"That old fellow has done too many bad things. It's normal for him to suffer retribution. Let's just ignore him and live our own lives.”Chen Yu smiled, not surprised at all.
"Yes, you're right. There are no good people in this courtyard house.”Zhou Feng said.
In the public toilet outside the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai had been struggling in the manure pit for half an hour. His face had turned green. He had already eaten a few mouthfuls of feces and was shouting desperately. There were quite a number of people coming.
In the end, everyone thought it was dirty, and no one wanted to save him at all.
Even Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were secretly laughing when they saw Old Yi being so unlucky.
However, as the masters of the courtyard, they still let their son throw a rope and let Yi Zhonghai grab the rope to climb up. However, because his hands were too slippery, he climbed up a few times and fell down a few times.
It was not easy for them to climb up, but everyone stayed far away.
Liu Haizhong covered his nose and said," I say, Old Yi, you're already an adult. How can you fall into the toilet? Aren't you ashamed?"”
"Hey, Old Yi, don't go into the courtyard first. Hurry up and wash it before going in. Otherwise, the entire courtyard will stink.”
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai wanted to enter the courtyard, Yan Bugui hurriedly stopped him.
"Quick, the few of you, bring a few basins of water for Uncle One to wash. Also, take that basin from Uncle One's house.”
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