......
[(Covering his mouth and crying) Fish: I'm really unlucky to have met you in this life!】
- [Fish: There are no thieves in Heaven...]
(Covering his face) I suspect he did it on purpose.】
[Fish: I'm really f * cking tied up.] (Covering his mouth and crying)]
-(Slamming the table and laughing maniacally) Oh my god, who will control him, hahahahaha! After watching the live broadcast for the entire day, I almost died laughing several times.】
- [I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha...]
[I f * cking knew this would happen.] (Laughing and crying)]
...
The atmosphere fell silent.
Cao Shengming and the cameraman looked at each other, but they didn't say anything for a long time. Perhaps they were mourning for the fish.
"Brother."
In the end, the photographer couldn't help but say,""Did your ancestor teach you how to deal with such a thing?”
Cao Shengming was silent for a while before he said lightly,""Turn on the fire, heat up the pot, add oil, fry until golden yellow on both sides, then add garlic, ginger, spiced millet, pour a can of beer, add some salt, dark soy sauce, light soy sauce, turn to low heat and cook for 5 minutes, then add chicken essence, light soy sauce, turn to high heat to collect the juice, add raw flour flour to thicken, and sprinkle with chopped green onions.”
The photographer was speechless.
...
--【...... Hahahaha! [You f * cking want to laugh me to death!]
[As expected! As expected! He had already planned it from the beginning, hahahaha!!!】
- [(Covering his mouth and crying) I was so naive that I thought he was really kind enough to save the fish's life...]
- [(Comical) Thief Cao: This was an accident. You have to believe me.】
...
After Cao Shengming finished narrating the process of cooking fish.
The cameraman was stunned on the spot. It took him a long time to come back to his senses. He could not help but take a deep breath."Brother, why do you always find a high-sounding excuse before you commit crimes?”
"You've misunderstood."
Cao Shengming blinked."This was really an accident. Please believe me."”
"In that case, shall we bury it?”
"Pollution of the environment."
"Then why don't you give it to someone else?"
"Are you planning to curse someone by giving me a dead fish?”
"Then we might as well leave it here.”
"Then wouldn't it die with regrets?”
“...... Then... Then let's take it home and stew it?"
"You're the one who said this." Cao Shengming quickly picked up the Silver Carp and Bighead.""This has nothing to do with me. He instructed me to do this. If you want revenge, please look for him. But don't worry, I'll definitely stew it for you. I'll make sure you'll be a dignified fish even after you die!”
After saying that.
Cao Shengming excitedly ran back with the fish in his arms.
The photography department stood in place and thought for a while. In the end, they sighed helplessly and carried their cameras as they followed.
"Brother, wait a minute. I suggest we buy two more cans of beer and two bowls of rice…"
On the way back.
The two of them ran towards the hotel one after the other. However, they did not notice the number 67 duo walking towards them.
They brushed past each other.
"Hmm?"
Number 67 suddenly stopped. He looked back at Cao Shengming's back in confusion.""Why do I feel that those two people look a little familiar?”
"That can't be." The
photographer followed his gaze."He looks a little familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen him before. Did you see that? He's holding a big fish in his hands!”
"I only found them familiar when I saw the fish, but I have to say, his fish is really big.”
Jiang Chen said enviously,""I don't know how big of a fish our net can catch, but I reckon it should be bigger than his head.”
As he spoke.
Jiang Chen's gaze became passionate.""I've asked around. There are silver carp and bighead carp in this lake. They're so big. The market price is at least 15 yuan per catty.”
"Our fishing net costs 50 yuan. As long as we get a silver carp, we'll get back our money. The rest is pure profit.”
The photographer couldn't help but lick his lips.""By the way, can we not sell our first fish? I haven't eaten meat for a few days.”
"No problem!"
Jiang Chen patted his chest confidently.""I'll cook personally. Don't worry. With my business mind, it's only a matter of time before I become bigger and stronger and create another glory. In the future, let alone eating fish, it won't be a big problem for me to eat delicacies every day.”
The two of them soon arrived at the place where the net was released.
After that.
The photographer's expression changed.""That's not right. This... This net…Why was this net scooped up?”
Jiang Chen fixed his eyes on it.
As expected!
The fishing net that he had set up had already been pulled up by someone, and it was left crumpled on the shore.
"It really is!"
Jiang Chen was shocked. He quickly checked,""F * ck! There are remnants of fish scales on our net!”
"F * ck, someone fished our fish!”
"F * ck!" Jiang Chen was furious."Which bastard is so wicked?!"”
The cameraman seemed to wake up from a dream. The two people who were carrying the fish, could it be those two grandsons?？”
“......”
Jiang Chen pondered for a while. He took off a fish scale from the fishing net, observed it carefully for a long time, and said,""Based on my experience, after analyzing the size of this fish scale, the fish we caught with this net should be at least 50 catties!”
"But the one they were carrying just now, although it's not small, it's at most 20 pounds.”
"So, it shouldn't be the two of them.”
After saying that.
Jiang Chen stood up with a gloomy face and looked around.""Damn it, it's a bad start. Forget it, I'm afraid I can't find it even if I want to. How about this? Let's tidy up the net and change to another place. We'll pull it again tomorrow night.”
"Alright."
In live broadcast room 67.
The audience was about to laugh to death.
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