......
Luo Li's face was filled with astonishment as she nodded repeatedly.""Indeed, I didn't expect to earn money like this.”
At this moment.
Cao Shengming excitedly shouted at Luo Li,""What are you waiting for? Hurry up and collect the money!”
--Gold Coins 100...
Gold Coins 100...
--Double Gold Coins 100…
--Gold Coins Vol 1000...
--Gold Coins 100...
...
Looking at this scene.
Cao Shengming was extremely excited and delighted.
"Oh, there's something else."
Cao Shengming suddenly remembered something and pointed at his head."Everyone, remember, don't stand under the coconut tree for no reason. That thing might fall and hit your head. Listen..."
Whoosh!
Dong!
“!!! Aiya, f * ck!"
The live broadcast room went crazy with laughter!
(Slamming the table and laughing maniacally) Hahahaha!! This dog is trying to make me laugh to death!]
- [Laughing until I can't breathe, hahahaha...]
[(Covering her mouth and crying) Does it hurt? Pfft hahaha!]】
- [Damn it, every sentence of this B hit my funny spot. Am I the one who's funny or is he too funny?]】
- [(Covering her mouth and crying) My crow's feet, hahahaha help…]
[I can't laugh anymore.]
- [That thing is not blooming... What the hell is in his head?】
[Thief Cao: I'm rich, I'm rich!]!! (Color)
(Color)(Color (Color)(Color)(Color】
[God: Punishing evil and promoting good is our duty!] (Dog Head)]
...
Cao Shengming clutched his forehead in pain and cursed,""Did you see that? This is a lesson from standing under a coconut tree. A naked lesson.”
Luo Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry as she rubbed his head.""Boss, it still hurts."
"Whether it hurts or not depends on where you kiss.”
"Oh, then you'll die of pain.”
Luo Li ran away with a cheeky smile.
Meanwhile, Melon Girl looked at Cao Shengming expectantly. She pointed at the coconut rolling on the ground and said,""Boss, can that coconut…"
Cao Shengming finally reacted.
There was even a coconut on the ground.
"Kill it!"
Cao Shengming picked up the coconut and asked,""Everyone, who has a saber? Today, I must personally kill it.”
After a while.
A tourist took out a knife from his bag.""I have it!"
Cao Shengming stared at it and couldn't help but be silent for a while.
He looked at the tourist with a puzzled expression and carefully sized him up."No, you don't look like an idiot. As far as I know, this thing of yours is called a nail clipper.”
"That's still a saber."
"A talent!"
Cao Shengming's eyes widened and he gave a thumbs up.""What a talent. It's their loss that you didn't get into Qingbei University with your logical thinking.”
"I have to say, with your brain, even a zombie would curse you for a long time.”
"Why?" The man was puzzled.”
"Nonsense, your mouth is full of brain damage. It would be strange if you didn't curse!”
“...”
It was not difficult to peel open a coconut.
In fact.
Coconuts were sold everywhere on the beach.
Cao Shengming, as the 'tour guide of the day', naturally had to play this role well. Leading the tourists to the usual local specialty coconuts was the basic job of a tour guide.
"Boss, one person, one coconut."”
The coconut stall owner immediately beamed with joy."Alright, wait a moment. I'll get it done for you right away.”
Very quickly.
Everyone in this group of tourists had a big coconut.
Cao Shengming was no exception. As he drank his coconut, he asked,""How is it? Does it taste good?"
"It's delicious."
Third Aunt was grinning from ear to ear."I've only seen this on TV before. This is the first time I'm drinking it today."”
The other uncles and aunties also echoed.
"This fruit looks ugly, but it tastes pretty good.”
"This is the first time I've ever had this in my life.”
Cao Shengming grinned and patted the coconut skin.""You've drunk the coconut juice, but have you eaten the coconut skin?”
"No!"
"That's right. This thing can't be eaten.”
Everyone was speechless.
"Hahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter."
"This tour guide is really eloquent."
"I don't even want to go back to my tour group.”
"Interesting, haha.”
This time.
Even the coconut stall owner couldn't help but laugh out loud."I've seen so many tour groups, but your group is the most fun.”
"It's fun, right? If it's fun, you can give us coconuts. I'll bring you along to play later.”
Hey!
The boss really gave them coconuts!
...
Soon, it was noon.
Cao Shengming raised his head and looked at the blazing sun,""Auntie, are you guys hungry?"
"I'm hungry."
"Tour guide, what do you think we should eat for lunch?" Third Aunt smiled and said.”
"Yes, tour guide. Do you have any special delicacies?”
Cao Shengming frowned and thought about it.
He looked around.
Not far away.
Coincidentally, there was a restaurant that specialized in selling coconut glutinous rice. At this moment, there were many people standing at the entrance of the restaurant, and the owner of the restaurant was looking at them with anticipation.
"See that? There's a restaurant over there that sells the most unique food here. It's called coconut glutinous rice.”
Cao Shengming pointed at the restaurant and said,"By the way, have you eaten coconut glutinous rice before?”
"No," everyone replied in unison.”
"It's good that you haven't eaten it. That thing isn't delicious.”
Everyone was speechless.
The restaurant owner was dumbfounded."No…This thing is delicious. Don't listen to his nonsense..."
...
- [(Laughing and crying) Will Cao Cao really not get beaten up like this?]】
[I suddenly feel that it's quite fun to be a tour guide. To be honest, I really want to follow him to play, haha.]】
[(Covering his mouth and crying) Bro, I don't think I can follow him. He's easy to get beaten up, the kind that gets beaten up three times a day.]】
...
Jokes were jokes, but they still had to eat.
The crowd voted to choose Xia Xia and Xia Xia. In the end, they still chose the restaurant, The Untasty Coconut-Glutinous Rice.
A meal.
More than twenty people had spent nearly a thousand yuan.
As for the tourists who came later, Cao Shengming didn't care about their food. After all, they only gave him 100 yuan, and this money was used to "lead the team."
Although it cost a lot.
However, Cao Shengming didn't really trust him-after all, he had earned a lot of money this time.
Even after deducting the cost of the meal.
He also earned more than 2,000 yuan.
...
At noon.
The sun was blazing.
Considering that these uncles and aunties were all old, Cao Shengming planned to avoid this period.
He discussed with the restaurant owner for a while.
The boss generously let everyone rest in the restaurant and even turned on the air conditioner.
Third Aunt waited for the others to fall asleep.
Someone quietly approached Cao Shengming. She took out a plastic bag from her bag and took out two thousand yuan from it.
"Young man, I've made you spend money."
Third Aunt smiled and said,"I spent a lot of money on eating coconuts for lunch. I'll give it to you."”
"Hey, there's no need for that."
Cao Shengming waved his hand nonchalantly."Just take it as a treat for me."
"No, no, that won't do. I'm already very grateful to you for helping me. How can I spend your money?”
Third Aunt seemed very stubborn.
Cao Shengming felt that he might not be able to persuade her, so he could only change his words."How about this? I definitely don't want this money, but if you really want to thank me, then do me a favor.”
"What favor? Tell me, I'll definitely help you.”
"Have you heard of the Leshan Giant Buddha?”
"I've heard of it."
"Then help me move the Leshan Giant Buddha away. I want to sit on it myself. This way, I can probably show my kindness.”
Third Aunt was stunned on the spot!
...
[(Laughing and crying) I'm reporting this person. This person wants to steal cultural relics!]】
- [233333~~~ I'm laughing so hard.]】
[Leshan Giant Buddha: You're noble and you're amazing. You want to snatch my position just to show your kindness.]】
[Leshan Giant Buddha: Come, come, come. I can't be the Buddha anymore. You do it!]】
He rested for about two hours.
Cao Shengming only pulled himself together after the sun had cooled down a little. He led the group back on their journey.
In fact.
There were many things to do on the beach.
A motorboat.
Hot air balloon.
ATV…
These projects, which were almost overused in the coastal cities, became a sight that the uncles and aunties had never seen in their lives.
At this moment.
Third Aunt suddenly shouted.
"Aiyo, that girl isn't shy. She's not even wearing any clothes!”
Cao Shengming suddenly became spirited, and his eyes widened as he looked around."Where, where? How could such a ridiculous thing happen in broad daylight? Third Aunt, where is that naked girl?”
"Isn't that so?"
Cao Shengming followed his aunt's direction and saw a group of girls playing beach volleyball.
"Third Aunt."
Cao Shengming sighed in disappointment and said,"I'm afraid you have misunderstood the words 'naked.'”
Third Aunt was speechless.
"Hey!"
Suddenly, another old man exclaimed,""Come quickly, I caught a fun animal.”
"What…"
Cao Shengming looked in the direction of the voice and was instantly scared out of his wits."F * ck! Hurry up and throw it away. That's a f * cking jellyfish. It's poisonous. One stab will kill you!”
Next.
It was a series of 'unexpected accidents'.
"Young tour guide, I want to play this.”
"Sir, stop fooling around. This is a motorboat. With your body, you might not be able to come back if you sit on it.”
"Young tour guide, I want to play this.”
"Auntie, this thing is a hot air balloon. It's not that I don't want you to play with it, but it can't float with your body that weighs more than 200 pounds.”
"Young tour guide, I want to play this.”
"Aiyo, you can save me some trouble. This horse-riding event will make your old bones collapse.”
"Tour guide…"
"I beg you to spare me!”
Cao Shengming collapsed on the beach chair and wanted to cry.""Just do something that belongs to your age. Let's not compete with young people, okay? My ears are about to hallucinate.”
At this moment.
Beside him, Luo Li accidentally dropped a screw from her beach chair. She picked it up and said to Cao Shengming,""Boss, there's a screw that hasn't been tightened.”
Cao Shengming immediately jumped up.
Her eyes were wide open like copper bells."Where? Where was it? Where is this Russian beauty?"
Luo Li was speechless.
Melon Girl was speechless.
...
It had to be said.
These uncles and aunties, who had never been to the city in their lives, were full of curiosity about everything.
"There's an amusement park over there. Do you want to go and take a look?”
Not far from the beach.
There was indeed an amusement park.
In fact.
In fact, most men had an inexplicable yearning for the amusement park. It was originally unknown, but what was certain was that it was most likely an unsolved mystery.
"Let's go, let's go."
Third Aunt looked excited."We don't even have an amusement park there. We've only seen it on TV."”
Seeing that the uncles and aunties were not interested.
Cao Shengming naturally wouldn't refuse. He waved his hand and shouted,""Everyone, let's set off and march into the amusement park!”
...
Linhai Beach Amusement Park:
This place was known as the largest amusement park in Linhai City. Not only did it have conventional land amusement facilities, but it also had many water amusement facilities.
The entire amusement park was packed with people, and they wanted to walk together.
"Li, Gua Mei, stay closer to me,"
Cao Shengming said seriously."There are too many people here. I'm afraid that you two will get lost, so you'd better hold my arm just in case."”
"Boss, this isn't appropriate…" Luo Li covered her face.
Before he finished speaking.
Melon Girl directly grabbed Cao Shengming's arm, which scared Cao Shengming out of his wits.
"What's inappropriate about it?"
Melon Girl said indifferently,"If Boss wants to show off, we'll satisfy him. Anyway, we'll go out and eat his food, drink his wine, and play his game.”
Cao Shengming was shocked."From the first time I saw you, I knew you were a sensible girl. Melon girl, why don't we go to the movies tonight?"”
Melon Girl: "???"
Luo Li lowered her head and thought about it carefully. Then, she stared at Melon Girl who was holding Cao Shengming's hand.
She understood.
She took a deep breath.""I think what you said makes sense!"
After that.
She also held Cao Shengming's other hand.
The cameraman behind him was furious."Damn it, I quit!"
...
[(Covering his mouth and crying) Photographer, bear with it. You have to bear with it. You still have money with him.]】
- [(Smiling) F * ck! It's closed!]
[Boring. This show looks meaningless.]】
I laughed. I've done what that scoundrel Cao did back then. I'm not bragging, but I was almost beaten to death by my girlfriend.】
--【？？？Bro above, what did you post at that time? Please tell me so that I can be happy.】
Oh, it's nothing. I just hugged my girlfriend's best friend in front of her.】
[Awesome! (Shocked)
]
Many gazes fell on Cao Shengming.
Although Luo Li and Gua Mei had two completely different styles, it was worth mentioning that their looks were real hard power!
Even those popular actresses in the entertainment industry were slightly inferior to them.
At this moment.
Cao Shengming felt an unprecedented pressure.
And this pressure.
It was all from the gazes of the men around them.
Envy, anger, grief, indignation…Cao Shengming felt a little breathless under the pressure of the many gazes.
In order to show his ambition, Cao Shengming raised his head and puffed out his chest. He strode forward with great strides and shouted from time to time,""Aiya, you two don't have to hold onto each other so tightly. If you don't know, what kind of relationship do you have with me? Let go a little. I won't run away.”
Luo Li was speechless.
Melon Girl was speechless.
"F * ck!"
Ever since the uncles and aunties entered the amusement park, their exclamations had never stopped.
"My goodness, why is this thing so high? Aren't people afraid when they fly so high?”
"I've seen this before. It's called a merry-go-round, right?”
"Oh my god, there are too many people. When I went to the countryside to transplant rice, there weren't so many people.”
“...”
Third Aunt pointed at the sky excitedly and shouted,""What's that thing that throws people around in the sky? It looks so scary.”
"Oh, that's called life and death. It's really fun.”
"Really?"
"It's true!" Cao Shengming said seriously,"When you play that thing, you will randomly throw out a lucky visitor. It's really exciting."”
Third Aunt was stunned.“...”
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