......
Cao Shengming swore!
In this lifetime…Oh no, in his two lifetimes, he had never seen such a watermelon that was beyond his knowledge!
The watermelon hit the table and bounced away like a basketball…
F * ck!
Was this really a watermelon?!!
Cao Shengming expressed his doubts about life.
However…
He wasn't the only one who doubted his life. The hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room were all at a loss.
[This...] Is this really a watermelon?]
- [Those who have eaten watermelons and those who have never eaten watermelons are silent...]
[F * ck!] Pfft! Hahahaha!]
[(Covering his mouth and crying) Has the NBA started farming recently?]】
...
In the room.
Luo Li and Gua Mei looked at each other.
The cameraman, on the other hand, leaned against the wall and couldn't stop laughing."Hahahaha! Brother... You're not carrying goods. You're doing a stand-up comedy, hahahaha..."
"Shut your mouth!"
Cao Shengming took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down."Li, go! Go to the kitchen and get me a knife!"
Very quickly.
A kitchen knife was brought over.
The watermelon that looked like a basketball was brought back to the table.
"Brothers, I can explain this. In fact, this is the latest product developed by the shop. It's a new variety of watermelon with full elasticity.”
Cao Shengming once again displayed his eloquence in spouting nonsense."As everyone knows, our watermelons are round, square, big, and small. So, what's wrong with having a slightly springy one?”
..
(Spitting blood) When he said that, I immediately felt that there was indeed no problem.】
[(Covering her mouth and crying) So, will this watermelon kill me?]】
...
Cao Shengming glanced at the bullet screen and grinned.""How could it possibly eat someone to death? Watermelons are like humans. Some people are good-looking, but they are dirty on the inside. However, some people may be ugly on the outside, like our photographer.”
The cameraman: You've gone too far!"
"But he's still very kind at heart.”
The cameraman said,"Hey, this is okay!"”
"That's why we have to pick watermelons like we pick people. Don't just look at the outside, but pay attention to the inside.”
A bunch of nonsense.
Cao Shengming felt that it was about time.
He muttered 'Buddha bless me' in his heart as he slowly raised the kitchen knife.
"Brothers, it's time to witness a miracle!”
He slashed down with his saber.
This time, the watermelon could not resist at all. It was cut into two pieces on the spot, and its outcome was extremely miserable.
Cao Shengming was delighted.
Just as he was about to speak.
But when he saw the watermelon pulp…
Silence.
In the live broadcast room, everyone was laughing like crazy.
I've lived for more than 20 years, but I've never seen a white watermelon!】
[Help, I'm dying of laughter.]】
(Laughing and crying) Based on my many years of experience as a chef, the white one should be the winter melon.】
[(Covering her mouth and crying) So, did Winter Melon cheat or did Watermelon cheat?]】
- [23333~~~ Hahahahaha, this is a watermelon that has been transplanted with a winter melon seedling, right?]】
[It's so late at night, my anus is about to crack from laughing.]】
[Hahahaha! It would be difficult to find a watermelon with white flesh without eight to ten years of experience as a watermelon farmer.】
- [(crying) I was just beaten up by my wife, but I burst out laughing when I saw the live broadcast. My wife thought I was unconvinced and beat me up again.】
- [I'm laughing so hard, f * ck, can you f * cking laugh at me when you see Cao Cao selling his goods...]
...
At this moment.
Cao Shengming's heart was like dead ashes. He slowly put down the kitchen knife and then slowly sat down.
He didn't want to explain anymore.
He did not want to struggle anymore.
"So be it, destroy it,"
Cao Shengming sighed deeply,""Gua Mei, I suggest you directly block the shop.”
Melon Girl's face was covered in tears.
"Boss, we still have one more melon…"
"Don't mention that,"
"Go online and search if there's any school that needs basketball. Donate it to them. Maybe you can even get a good person card.”
Melon Girl was speechless.
"Brothers,"
Cao Shengming looked at the live broadcast room, laughing and shaking his head,""Let's not earn this money."
"I, Cao Shengming, don't have the same thing today! Fight! This! Money! It's time!"
The more Cao Shengming thought about it, the angrier he got.
The angrier he got, the more he thought about it.
Then, his rage bar was full again."Damn it, brothers, I can't take it anymore. Let me tell you, that apple just now was really f * cking disgusting. It was really disgusting. I've never eaten such a f * cking disgusting apple in my life!”
"Don't look at it just because it looks quite big, but I'm sure that it's all grown from all kinds of messy things.”
"And that taste. Although I ate rotten apples, there must be some parts of the apple that weren't rotten. Aiyo, it wasn't pink or crispy. Not only was it not sweet, but it also had an indescribable astringent and sour taste.”
"And this and watermelon."
"How can this be called a watermelon? This thing could last three games on the NBA basketball court without breaking.”
"I don't want to talk about this melon flesh. If I put some minced meat into the pot and stew it, it'll be braised winter melon..."
Luo Li couldn't help but cover her face and whispered,""Boss…Don't say anymore, the Shang family is watching..."
"What?"
"Shang family?" Cao Shengming was stunned. Where's the Shang family?"
"Rankings number one..."
He immediately widened his eyes and searched the live broadcast room for a long time. Then, his eyes lit up and he pointed at the rankings."Rankings number one! It was him, this grandson, this grandson was Shang clan!”
The audience in the live broadcast room immediately began to search for the top scorer.
The Big Brother on the List was a big brother who had tipped 8888 yuan. His name was Madeling Fruit Production Base.
Instantly.
The fans in the live broadcast room started to @ Shang Jia crazily.
- [@ Madeling Fruit Production Base: I heard that the specialty of your family's apples is rotten? Is your watermelon special with white flesh?】
...
At this moment.
In the Madeling Apple production base,
several company executives were livid. The projection in the conference room was playing Cao Shengming's live broadcast.
Cao Shengming's words just now.
Undoubtedly, it pushed the entire company to the cusp of the storm.
"Damn it, this grandson!"
The boss of the company flew into a rage."Isn't this f * cking trying to get us into trouble!？Who hired this live streamer? How could he be so brainless!？Hurry up and get him to stop streaming. He has to apologize to us in front of all the viewers in the streaming room.”
"He must eliminate this negative influence for us today!”
"Yes..."
His subordinate immediately called Melon Girl and said with a fiery tone,"What the f * ck are you doing? Aren't you selling goods? What's wrong with that stupid man!？”
"I'm warning you, think of a way to salvage the situation immediately. You and that stupid man immediately clarify this matter in the live broadcast room. Tell them that this matter was made up by you and has nothing to do with us. Otherwise, our company will immediately go to court to sue you!”
However…
As soon as he said this, everyone in the conference room was dumbfounded.
Because…
Under Cao Shengming's instructions, Melon Girl turned on the speaker!!!
...
...
At this moment.
Everyone in the live broadcast room heard this. For a moment, the fans 'bullet comments almost occupied the entire screen.
The content of the bullet screen was all targeted at the merchants.
- [Good heavens, the merchants are very confident. They still want to sue Brother Ming!]？】
[Bullfrog, this is a bullfrog!]】
- [Hahahahaha, Shang Family never expected Brother Ming to have a voice chat, right? Now that he said it all, he confessed without a fight.】
- [(Laughing and crying) Livestream of a big accident with goods!】
[(Covering his mouth and crying) Cao thief, you're finished. The shop wants to sue you and extort money from you.]】
...
Melon Girl was flustered.
"Boss, what should we do? They want to sue us…Ahhhh, it's over, it's over. I'm going to lose a lot of money again.”
"Don't panic!"
Anyway, things had already developed to this point. Cao Shengming was fearless in the face of the threat of the merchants 'lawsuit.
He directly took the phone and shouted at the other end of the phone,"Sue us? What right do you have to sue us? The thing is yours, and the thing you gave us is this crap. What right do you have?”
As for the Shang family.
He might as well give up.
"Damn it, we have a contract!”
"Contract?"
Cao Shengming was stunned and turned to look at Melon Girl."Do we have a contract? I've seen him before."
"Yes..."
Gua Mei cried,"The electronic contract was signed online. I didn't tell you."”
“......”
"Fuck!"
Cao Shengming continued to curse at the other end of the phone,""If you guys have the ability to give me a chance, I'll take a look at the contract first!”
After saying that.
He hung up the phone and opened the electronic contract.
A few minutes later.
Cao Shengming picked up the phone again, but this time, his attitude was much better."Hello, I just read the contract.”
"You're done, right? After watching it, he had to quickly apologize and make things clear. Moreover, he had to send a video call to apologize!”
"There's no hurry."
"I'll read out what I saw to you. It's written in the contract that the seller has the responsibility to provide safe and high-quality products. If the product has any quality problems, it has nothing to do with the host. If the product has any quality problems, the seller will be responsible for all the consequences.”
Immediately after.
Cao Shengming asked calmly,""By the way, when are you free? So I can sue you."
When the other party heard this.
He was dumbfounded.
"Sue us? What right do you have to sue us?"
"Due to the quality of the product, the streamer has suffered serious reputation damage and economic losses. We have decided to sue the merchant. Oh, right, this incident has caused the streamer's mental state to suffer serious damage. She can't sleep every night and has caused extremely serious depression. We strongly request that the merchants take full responsibility for this!”
After saying that.
Cao Shengming didn't give the other party any chance and directly hung up the phone!
In the room.
The remaining three were stunned.
Especially Melon Sister.
At that time, when the shop owner wanted to sue them, she had been in despair.
Because before this.
There were also merchants who wanted to sue her for many reasons, but every time, Melon Girl chose to pay for the settlement.
After all, ordinary people were still quite afraid of the word 'indict'.
However, Cao Shengming's "anti-general" operation had exceeded her normal perception.
"Brother…"
The cameraman was also shocked."Are you joking or serious? Are we really going to sue them?”
"Isn't this matter too big?”
"Why not?"
"How can I miss such a good opportunity to make a fortune?" Cao Shengming frowned. Let me tell you, there used to be a man named Zhang Wei in the ancestors of the United States. He once told me that in theory, there is no upper limit to mental compensation, so we can ask the merchants to compensate us one billion or eight billion. When the money is in hand, I will give you 10%.”
“!!!”
The photographer was shocked."Brother, let's talk about money later. Why don't you explain why your ancestor's surname is Zhang?"”
"Oh? Did I say that?"
Luo Li nodded.
Melon Girl nodded.
Cao Shengming pondered for a while and explained,"It's a long story. He might have married into our family.”
As he spoke.
Cao Shengming waved his hand."Alright, let's not dwell on this matter. That's not the main point. The main point is that we're about to become billionaires. How do you say it? Are you happy?!"？Are you excited?"
Everyone was speechless.
...
[(Laughing and crying) Damn it, the development of this situation is unpredictable.】
- [(Covering his mouth and crying) Cao thief, are you serious? Are the billions you said really human ghost coins?]】
--【...... Ah, this, this, this, it was clearly a mistake with the goods. Why did it become Thief Cao who wanted to sue the shop?】
[Thief Cao: I arranged everything.】
--[I am from the Law Faculty of Qingbei University. Since Thief Cao made me so happy that I almost died today, I am willing to provide free legal aid to the Shang family.] (Comical)]
-(Laughing and crying) Zhang Wei... Thief Cao, are you serious? Is he the Zhang Wei I imagined?】
[Merchant: I've really seen a ghost! We've always been the only ones suing the streamer. Why is there a lunatic suing us today? (Dog Head)-
[Thief Cao: I never thought that I would actually discover a business opportunity when I was carrying goods and flipping over.] (Comical)]
-(Covering his mouth and crying) So we're still selling today. Thief Cao, if there's really nothing to sell, would you consider putting Melon Girl in the shopping cart?】
[What melon-girl! Isn't Luo Li fragrant?]
- [(Comical) Get on the cameraman...]
[F * ck, bro, your taste is really strong.] [Scared]
[F * ck F * ck F * ck F *】
--【？？？Who are you fighting with?]
[(Laughing and rolling his eyes) and Number 67, they're fighting by the river... I'm going to die laughing. Everyone, go and take a look!】
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