...
Thirty minutes!
Thirty minutes!
"Please continue listening to the details!" Cao Shengming repeated it twenty times in total.”
As for the professional host, she was a young lady.
His throat was about to smoke.
She looked at Cao Shengming with tears in her eyes. Her heart was like dead ashes. But the key thing was that Cao Shengming walked towards her with a serious face. He even reached out his hand and smiled with excitement."It's been a pleasure working with you. I hope we'll have another chance to work together next time. I have to say, I feel great hosting with you!”
Little Missy gritted her teeth and stared at him with hazy eyes."Me! Thank you!"
"You're welcome."
Cao Shengming stood with his hands behind his back." I've always liked to do good deeds. This is nothing."”
After saying that.
Cao Shengming waved his hand and walked towards Xia Keke's office.
Originally.
Xia Keke's segment required two hours.
However, due to the special interview today, the program duration was deliberately adjusted.
"You're back,"
As soon as Cao Shengming opened the door, Xia Keke smiled at him and said,""Coincidentally, I'm done here. Let's take a five-minute break and start.”
"Alright."
"By the way, where did you go just now?”
"Oh, I did your colleague a favor. No one else was hosting the show with her, so I temporarily acted as her partner to help her complete the show. I think it's called something like '30 Points for News.'”
"Hmm?"
"You helped her?" Xia Keke blinked in confusion.”
"Yeah,"
Cao Shengming smiled confidently." The cooperation was very successful and enjoyable. Your colleague should be very happy too. He even thanked me before he left. But you know me well. I've always done good deeds without asking for anything in return.”
“......”
Xia Keke was silent for a long time. Then, she took out her phone and opened Weixin."But why does she keep sending tearful emojis in Weixin?”
"Huh?"
Cao Shengming went over to take a look.
As expected!
Zhang Xiaohong (News 30 points):(Crying)
(crying)
(crying)
(crying)
【......】
He read ten lines at a glance, and there were at least a hundred of them!
...
[(Covering her mouth and crying) My heart aches for the young lady.]
---I counted carefully. In this half an hour, that thief Cao said a total of 110 words, while that young lady said 7869 words.
[(Shocked) F * ck, compared to a few words from that thief Cao, I'm more convinced that you can figure it out.]
[That's right. I directly multiplied the number by 20 times. I'm just bullshitting about the young lady.]
——【.....？？？】
Hahahaha, the audience in this live broadcast room is getting more and more abnormal.
Yes, Cao Ricao was angry. (Covering his mouth and laughing)
...
Looking at those crying expressions.
Cao Shengming pondered for a long time before he said seriously,""I think she's probably touched.”
“......”
Xia Keke blinked." I'm very skeptical of your statement. Oh right, where's his partner?"”
"He died in a car accident."
Xia Keke was shocked." Huh?!"
"Oh, oh, oh, no, no. There was a car accident, but there shouldn't be any major problems.”
"Why do you always make my heart beat faster when you talk?”
"So? Are you tempted?"
"Get lost!"
A few minutes later.
Xia Keke stretched and said," There are still two minutes before our interview begins. Oh right, have you read the question script I gave you? Have you thought about how to answer the questions on it?"”
“......”
Look!
Look at my ass!
Cao Shengming thought to himself, I don't have the time to read it…
He even left the question script in the lady's workshop and did not take it back.
However, when he saw Xia Keke's gaze.
Cao Shengming didn't want to lie to her. After all, her eyes looked so pure.
Therefore, he said honestly,"Don't worry, I've read it all. I guarantee that my answers will be as smooth as flowing water.”
The cameraman: "???"
"That's good,"
Xia Keke threw the earphones over." Put them on. We're ready to start."”
...
- -
Actually, I envy him. He can be so calm, but I can't. Every time I go out on a date with a girl, I'll be caught when I go back.
---(funny) Hahaha, you were caught by your wife, right? It's normal, brother. I'm like that too.
---You're mistaken. It's their husbands who always catch them.
——【？？？】
'I'm still lying in the hospital. Sigh, I laughed so hard that my stitches cracked. I'll go get them stitched now.'
...
Two minutes passed quickly.
When the 'answer' button was pressed by Xia Keke, she started the 'special interview' very skillfully.
"Good afternoon, dear listeners. I am the host, Xia Keke.”
"Yesterday, after we reported that the contestant of 'Perfect Man' helped the elderly tourist group who had been scammed, many listeners left us messages, hoping that we could contact the contestant and conduct a special interview with him.”
"Then today, he's here!"
As he spoke.
Xia Keke winked at Cao Shengming."Hello, Mr. Cao."
"Hello, baby."
Xia Keke: "???"
"Oh, sorry, it slipped out of my mouth. Let's start again. Hello, host.”
...
On the radio station's message board.
Thousands of comments flooded out.
"Hahahaha, interesting."
"Thief Cao, I know him. I'm an old fan.”
"Me too. I'm a ten-year-old fan who came uninvited.”
"Everyone, I'm here to see how that thief Cao praises himself.”
“...”
The engineering department staff couldn't help but sigh."This Thief Cao is really popular. He came to our station for an exclusive interview. It has only just started, but the radio station's listeratings have already soared by six percent.”
...
At this moment.
Xia Keke glared at him.
Xia Keke mouthed,[Don't talk nonsense!]!!
Cao Shengming mouthed,"Ojbk!"!!
"Then, Mr. Cao, may I ask, what kind of thoughts did you have at that time to provide free help to those old people?”
"Actually, I didn't have any thoughts at that time."
Cao Shengming said calmly," It's mainly because our three generations of ancestors were all well-known good people within a hundred miles. As the descendant of a good person, I naturally have to do my best to help those lonely old people. This is something that I can't shirk."”
"Oh?"
"May I ask who your ancestor is?"
"Have you heard of Shen Wansan?"
" The richest man in the Ming Dynasty!???"
"Oh, right."
"You're his descendant!" Xia Keke was extremely shocked.？”
"No, our family has nothing to do with him.”
“......”
The cameraman tried to hold back his laughter. Pu pu pu chi "
Xia Keke was silent for a while.
She realized that Cao Shengming seemed to have led her astray, so she looked down at the script and decided to get back on track.
He took a deep breath.
Xia Keke smiled again and continued asking,""Mr. Cao, many of our listeners have left us messages saying that you are a very humorous person. What do you think of this?”
Cao Shengming thought for a moment and said,"I'll see with my eyes!"”
Xia Keke was speechless.
She suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, but she still insisted on this interview."Uh... I... Our listeners would like to ask you a few questions through our program. Is it convenient for you to answer them?”
"Come at me."
"Alright, next up are some of the questions with the highest support rate that we have selected from the comments section. Many people think that you have a very good relationship with your cameraman. If I were to give you a million yuan to beat up your cameraman, would you be willing?”
“......”
Cao Shengming subconsciously glanced back and said,"Actually, there's no need to ask this question. My cameraman and I are like brothers. This kind of relationship can't be measured with money. I can only say that I am smiling."
Hearing this.
The photographer was extremely touched.
Cao Shengming: " If possible, I can even hang him up and whip him. Otherwise, I won't be at ease with this money."”
The cameraman: "???"
Xia Keke was dumbfounded.
...
(Spitting blood) F * ck! Hahahahaha... What an unexpected reply!
[Photographer: I f * cking quit!] (Covering her mouth and crying)
I'm dying of laughter.
No one could compare to the ingenuity of his brain. (Comical)
...
To be honest.
Xia Keke felt a little dizzy.
She had no idea what kind of ridiculous answer Cao Shengming would give.
She regretted it.
She should have rehearsed her lines with him before that.
But things had come to this.
There was nothing he could do about it, so he could only bite the bullet and continue asking," Then the second question: " Some people say that the pressure of life in the modern era is too great, so men only think about three things: 1. 2. Who should I drink with? 3. This…Mm... What do you think about this?”
" Misunderstanding! This is a pure misunderstanding!"
Regarding this question, Cao Shengming did not even think about it and said,""In fact, no matter how stressful it is, there is only one thing in our men's minds. This woman is really good-looking. We have to get some money and think of a way to drink with her.”
Xia Keke was flabbergasted.
...
Engineering Department.
Five or six engineering department staff members wanted to lie on the ground and laugh.
"Hahahaha! This is too interesting."
"Look at these comments, hahahaha. I'm dying of laughter. They're all real, hahaha.”
"Cao Cao is too funny. Let me tell you, I had a break yesterday and watched his live broadcast at home for the whole day. I almost went to the hospital laughing.”
On the radio station's message board.
The real-time comments from the audience poured down like a storm.
"It's real!"
"It's real!"
"Absolutely real!"
"This is the truth."
"Thief Cao has won my heart."
"Men of our generation should be like thieves."
"Hahaha."
...
Xia Keke kept taking deep breaths, trying to calm herself down.
Every time Cao Shengming answered.
It had a huge impact on her worldview, making her doubt her life.
"Then... Then let's move on to the third question."
Xia Keke gulped. This time, she was already mentally prepared."Some people say that many boys in modern times are willing to fall in love but not get married. Why do you think that is?”
"I'll tell you this."
Cao Shengming said seriously,
"These days, most boys will fantasize that your wife will tie a bun in the future and cook delicious meals every day, waiting for you to come home from work for dinner.”
"But the actual situation is."
"In the future, your wife will tie her hair into a bun and lie on the sofa with a layer of cream on her left and a layer of essence on her right.”
"And you,"
"But in the kitchen, sparks flew from the pan and spatula.”
Xia Keke…Forget it. She's been stunned many times this afternoon
This answer.
It caused the male audience in the live broadcast room to explode!
...
[(Covering her mouth and crying) Please, do you understand? The spatula is so cool.]
--I understand the self-consolation upstairs
(Tears) As long as you don't punch me left and right, I'm willing to cook.
[(Tears) It's so real. Before we got married, she would ask me every day,'Bao' er, what do you want to eat today? I'll take you there.'After we got married, she would say,' Three minutes. If the food isn't good, I'll throw it into the pressure cooker and stew it. Do you believe me?']
Yesterday, I asked my wife to wash the dishes. Not only did she not wash them, but she also said that she wanted to f * ck me to death (crying with her hand over her mouth)
Is this what I think it is?
[(Covering his mouth and crying) You actually managed to get in the car at such a miserable moment. Brother, you're very brave.]
'It doesn't matter if I do it or not. What's important is that my wife brought me a bowl of wolfberries. What should I do…' for help
[Brother above, don't panic. Send me the address and think of a way to get out. Oh right, remember to turn off the power before you leave. Otherwise, I'm afraid your wife will recognize me.] (Covering her mouth and crying)
--？？？!!! F * ck, this topic was getting more and more off.
...
In one afternoon, there were a total of fifteen questions.
Xia Keke's worldview was shattered.
His worldview was already beginning to crack.
She felt dizzy---mainly because Cao Shengming's 'god-level replies' were too mind-boggling!
"The most... One last question."
Xia Keke even started to tremble when she spoke.""This is…A female listener asked, and she said…Girls were all cats. Most of the time, when a boy roared, she would think that you didn't love her. Then, would boys think the same?”
"No,"
Cao Shengming shook his head.”
"Ah?" "And then?" Xia Keke looked confused.”
"If you shout, he will think that you are not convinced!”
"Pfft!" I'm sorry, I broke your defense, hahahahaha!!!”
......
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