...
Eat melons.
This was a great entertainment project created after thousands of years of human development.
It could be eaten horizontally, vertically, lying down, or dipped in sauce.
Cao Shengming chose to squat and eat.
He and the cameraman squatted by the roadside, munching on the watermelon slices that they had bought for three yuan while watching the intense battle with relish!
Yellow shirt, moldy delivery boy.
Blue clothes, hungry without a mother.
The two sides roared in anger, and their fists rained down like rain.
They all carried a biting cold aura!
Suddenly!
The moldy delivery boy roared in anger and suddenly jumped up. His fist technique was as fast as the wind and smashed into the face of the hungry little brother.
Instantly.
Little Brother Hungry Mother trembled and half-knelt on the ground.
"Good!"
Cao Shengming suddenly shouted, his eyes wide open as he bit on the watermelon and said at an extremely fast speed,"Little Brother Hungry Mother is severely injured, but! He didn't give up just like that!"
"I can't lose! I can't lose!"
"He roared madly in his heart, and with the madness in his heart, he stood up again!”
"He clenched his fists tightly, and his eyes revealed a terrifying fury.”
"It's as if he's saying..."
"You! Are you ready to become Fairy Tail's enemy?”
"Oh my god!"
Cao Shengming became more and more excited as he spoke." I heard a loud bang. A towering flame suddenly erupted from Little Brother Hungry Mother's body. The fire of anger actually condensed into a solid form, like a raging dragon of flames. It roared at Little Brother Mildball in a deafening manner!”
...
At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room was laughing hysterically.
'F * ck…' Hahahaha, I didn't expect that thief Cao to be a professional battle commentator. (Laughing while covering his belly)
[(Covering her mouth and crying) I originally thought that this was just an ordinary street fight, but after what Thief Cao said, the situation suddenly became clear!]
- Isn't this a f * cking picture?
(Covering her mouth and crying) So, what is Fairy Tail?？
...
The cameraman was focused.
The camera switched back and forth between the moldy little brother, the hungry little brother, and Cao Shengming.
Today.
He would use everything he had learned in his life.
He had to show this earth-shattering battle to the audience.
"Come on!"
"Little Brother Mildball is fearless. He stands with his hands behind his back like an ancient statue.”
"There's no one like me in this world who holds the sun, moon, and stars!”
"I saw Little Brother Moldy Ball say indifferently, The sky does not grow moldy, forever like a long night.”
"We cultivators of the Mountains and Seas are the souls of the Mountains and Seas!”
"His eyes are shining as if he can see through everything in the world.”
" And behind Little Brother Mildball."
"A darkness that I have never seen before has appeared. That darkness is so deep that it makes me feel suffocated.”
"To establish the will of heaven and earth, to establish the lives of all living beings, to inherit the ultimate arts of the past saints, and to create peace for all generations!”
"He... It's moving!"
" Little Brother Melancholy slowly took a step forward. That action seemed extremely slow, but the surrounding time seemed to have been frozen at this moment."
"For the sake of the Steel Skeleton, my life is up to me, not the heavens!”
" Little Brother Ruddy Ball let out a shocking roar, and his aura instantly soared. He mobilized all the strength in his body and dashed towards Little Brother Hungry Mother."
“......”
'F * ck…' My stomach hurts from laughing!
The image was extremely strong.
[(Covering her mouth and crying) This video has to be saved. Even if we are crowdfunding, we have to hire a god to create special effects!]
- -？(Yelling)
(Covering his face) Good heavens, the final showdown between Chinese and Western fantasy, hahahahaha.
What was in this B * stard's brain? How did he come up with so many awesome lines!
- Ahhhh! My blood is boiling
...
A great battle was about to break out!
The two delivery men quickly entangled with each other. One punched and the other kicked. The aftermath of the battle knocked down the bicycles around them!
It could be said to be extremely tragic and earth-shattering.
Just as Cao Shengming was about to start his next commentary, his blood was boiling.
Unexpectedly.
Little Brother Hungry Mother slipped.
"Bang!" With a loud thud, he fell to the ground-regretfully defeated!
Cao Shengming had sharp eyes.
At that time, he realized that the moment Little Brother Hungry Mother fell to the ground, he had also knocked over his food delivery cart.
The takeout in the car was instantly scattered all over the ground
At that time.
He could not help but exclaim,"F * ck! Equipment dropped!"
The cameraman: "???"
Soon after.
The moldy little brother walked forward and said with disdain,"F * ck, who asked you to be so arrogant? If I wasn't very busy today, I would have beaten you up until my face bloomed!”
Little Brother Hungry Mother glared at him, but he did not dare to retort.
At this moment.
A phone rang from the ground.
Cao Shengming looked down and saw that it was right under his feet.
He subconsciously picked it up.
"F * ck, what's going on with you guys?？It's been more than 40 minutes since I ordered this takeout. Why hasn't it arrived yet?!？”
Cao Shengming looked at the starving brother who was lying on the ground and thought for a moment before saying,""Sir, I'm very sorry. Your rider has died, causing your takeaway to drop. Please place another order.”
"Huh?"
The other party was obviously stunned for a moment, but he quickly asked in a daze,"Then... Can I be resurrected?"
“？？？”
Cao Shengming was also stunned. He looked at the phone in disbelief and hesitated for a few seconds before saying,""Are you willing to spend 5 yuan to resurrect your rider?”
The other party was silent.”
Cao Shengming was shocked.”
The other party was also shocked.”
"Are you going to place a new order?"
"Oh, I'll go and complain."
“......”
Immediately after.
The other party hung up.
...
(Laughing and crying) Damn it, this is the most exciting fight I've ever seen in my life.
(Covering his face) I've been hitting him for more than ten minutes, hahahahaha.
[I'm dying of laughter. Your rider is dead. Hahahaha, the takeaway is exploding.]
[It's a takeaway! Pfft, I can't take it anymore, hahaha!]!!
[That thief Cao's mouth is too thin. I'll believe this B even if you say he used to be a multi-level marketing boss…]
(Covering her mouth and crying) Excuse me, where can I turn in the money for the special effects? I just borrowed 200 yuan online, I'm willing to help!
I'm willing to pay 50 yuan. I'm a shareholder.
I'll give you 100. I only have one request. No matter what, you have to write my name on the closing announcement.
This movie's box office earnings are less than 100 million yuan. From now on, I'll play the game seven times a day. I mean it! (Work hard)
I'm a professional doctor. I suggest that you cut it off and treat it permanently. (Smiling)
...
Having won a great victory, the little brother was in a good mood.
He made a call and said,"Hello, Mr. Cao. I'm done here. Hehe, I promised..." I'll send you my misery now.”
"Oh... No need,"
Cao Shengming blinked and said,"You can eat it yourself to replenish your HP and mana."”
The other party: "???"
After watching this exciting and hot-blooded battle.
Cao Shengming couldn't help but sigh." I knew that all walks of life are very complicated these days, but I didn't expect to be like this as a rider. I even have to beat a local rider to get the right to deliver food."”
The photographer's mouth twitched." Brother, I've finally realized that no one in this world can beat you when it comes to nonsense."”
"Are you saying that about my boss?"
"Yes."
"This world is mine?"
"That's right."
"Since that's the case, I'll make you my crown prince!”
“？？？”
"My son, help me back to the palace!"
...
When Cao Shengming returned to the hotel.
The scene that had just happened was also edited by the program team and sent to the post-production staff.
After watching the video, the post-production staff were rolling around in laughter.
"Oh my god, this special effects production is a big project!”
"Hahahahaha!"
"Even if I have to give up my life, I have to give it a triple-A special effect today.”
"The commentators are invincible!"
"Nonsense, why don't you take a look at who's commentating? That's Thief Cao, Thief Cao!!!”
...
When he returned to the hotel, Cao Shengming recalled the scene of the two brothers fighting.
He found it funny.
"Brother, what are you doing tomorrow?"
" Nothing, just stay at home." Cao Shengming glanced at the computer and said,""Come, give me a hand and help me assemble the computer.”
"Yes."
The two of them spent more than twenty minutes to assemble the computer that was worth more than twenty thousand yuan.
A brand new computer was placed in front of him.
There were also some live streaming facilities on the side. Cao Shengming didn't plan to install them at first, but the cameraman said that it would look cool if they were installed together, so he assembled them all.
"Indeed, it seems that he's really a little too cool.”
Cao Shengming licked his lips and rubbed his hands."Come on, let's see how this computer works!”
The cameraman was shocked. Live broadcast!"
"Oh, oh, oh, then let's start again. Let's take a look at this computer... How's the effect?"
It had to be said.
High-end computers were indeed worth it.
In just ten seconds, the computer was successfully turned on. When the word 'welcome' appeared in front of him, Cao Shengming was excited.
"Oh my god, I've never used such an awesome computer to watch a movie before!"
The photographer was in tears.
Cao Shengming waved his hand and said seriously,"Alright, I'm going to start working. Please don't disturb me.”
That was true.
The anniversary celebration of Yida Mall was getting closer and closer. He needed to hurry up.
Hence, he decided to do it.
He downloaded League of Legends.
Most men.
He had three hobbies in his life-gaming! A game! It was still a f * cking game!
Cao Shengming was no exception.
In fact.
When he found out that there was a League of Legends in this world, he could not help but feel itchy.
However, he did not have an ID card.
The internet café didn't allow them to turn on machines. Otherwise, they wouldn't have stayed in such an expensive hotel. It would be a waste of money.
The photographer was silent for a long time before he asked,""Brother, is this the job you were talking about?”
"Work and rest,"
Cao Shengming advised earnestly," We have to arrange our time reasonably. We don't work when we should play, and we don't just work when we should work. Only in this way can our lives be filled with more beautiful memories, understand?"”
“......”
He opened Wegame.
Cao Shengming quickly registered an account and entered the game with a face full of anticipation.
At the same time, he gave himself a rather cultural game name-Lu Bu Xi Diao Chan!
...
- Please select I am a veteran/I am a newbie.
"A veteran!"
--Please select
...
Very quickly.
Cao Shengming chose the powerful man-machine mode.
And in just ten minutes, he quickly surpassed the gods. For this, he couldn't help but feel lofty."How is it? How is your brother's skill level?”
“......”
Just like that.
He played for more than three hours.
Not only did Cao Shengming not feel tired, but he was in high spirits. Sure enough, when it came to refreshing, playing games was much more effective than taking stimulants.
It was strongly recommended that the national football team play two games before playing. They might win.
A new match ended.
They won.
Cao Shengming was so excited that he wanted to go to Wegame to check his own results. This was his habit. No matter the outcome, as long as it was a match, he would go and check it out, and at the same time, push the blame to his teammates.
But at this moment.
He found an entry that he had never seen before.
There were four big words written on it--talent market
"What is this?"
Cao Shengming clicked on it curiously."I've never seen this before,"
Just as he clicked on it.
He saw a piece of exciting news.
...
[I'm Diao Chan: Black Rose, give me a professional Support. Double up and win 30 yuan per game!]
"Aiya!"
When Cao Shengming saw the other party's name, he immediately exclaimed,""I've met my family!"
......
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