(PS: This post is a joke.)）
The bar would often bring back endless memories for Youtarou, reminding him of what had happened in the past in his original world.
About four or five years ago, he had just graduated from high school. In order to kill time during the boring summer vacation, he came to work in a tavern.
Although he passed the interview, the boss said that his gaze was too fierce and would scare away those timid customers. Therefore, he only let him do some kitchen work. On the first day, he grilled the fish with a machine, then applied the sauce, flipped it over, and continued to apply the sauce on the other side. It took about ten minutes to roast a fish. If the time was too short, the fish would not be cooked. If the time was too long, the fish would be burnt and affect the taste.
If there were many customers, he would have to help with the side dishes and cutting the vegetables. It was also because of this that it was difficult to slack off.
After working for more than a week every day, he had a general understanding of the customers in the shop.
Most of the customers who came to the tavern were men. They were tall, had rough manners, and had bold voices. There were also some women with thick makeup on their faces and decent clothes. They liked to twist their waists when they walked, and they could smell the perfume from dozens of meters away.
Among this group of people, there was a special case.
Di Yiji was the only person who was tall and walked coquettishly.
The moment he appeared in the restaurant, his down-and-out aura and his face that seemed to have experienced the vicissitudes of a hundred years made people suspect that he had been eating for at least twenty years.
And that was indeed the case.
Di Yiji wasn't called by this name, so no one knew what he was called. They only knew that he grew up in the slums. His father's surname was Brando, and his mother's surname was Di. Because his father drank all day, his mother died of exhaustion. After his father's death, out of resentment towards him, he completely abandoned the surname Brando and changed to his mother's surname. He gave himself this name with the half-baked words "Lord Diyiji."
When he opened his mouth, his mouth was full of inexplicable words such as boxers and smashing Waludo, which always made people laugh.
"Di Yiji, you stole someone else's bread again.”
When someone saw the new scar on his face, they jeered.
"Hu…Nonsense, how can you accuse someone of innocence?”
Di Yiji said with a panicked expression. He was clearly begging him to stop talking.
"I just saw you stealing the bread from the Qiao family the day before yesterday.”
"How can that be considered stealing? As long as you take something and return it, it's called borrowing!”
Then, Di Yiji started to talk nonsense again. He said something like," There is a limit to human strength, so I'm not a human anymore." What big, big…" Such half-baked words made others laugh.
At this time, there was always a lively atmosphere in the tavern.
The joys and sorrows of people were not interlinked, so Youtaro did not find it funny. He only found it noisy.
It was said that 20 years ago, Di Yiji had also been lucky. When he was young, he was a beggar on Ghoul Street, begging for food every day. Later, the boss of that street, Spiedevagan, made a name for himself and even set up a spw foundation to help those poor children.
It was also with the help of this foundation that he was chosen by a rich man and adopted as his son. After that, he was able to enter the university to receive higher education, and he successfully graduated from university with the first place in the law department.
However, he didn't know if it was because he was afraid of being poor in the past or because he had lost his humanity in law. He actually wanted to murder his adoptive father to monopolize the family property. Fortunately, his biological son discovered it in time, preventing his scheme from succeeding. After his plan was exposed, he drove directly onto the pedestrian lane in order to escape from the police and got into an accident…
He was then sentenced to 20 years in Green Dolphin Prison for murder and obstructing traffic.
After he was released from prison, no workplace dared to hire him. In order to make a living, he could not help but do some illegal things.
He actually had a son who was a Yangko star in Italy. He was born to a woman in prison, but she did not care about him.
However, he also had some commendable virtues, such as always entering the tavern with his clothes on. It was said that he was allergic to sunlight, so he always came to the hotel at night.
One night, Di Yiji was the only guest in the tavern. Just as Youtarou was about to clear the table and go home, Di Yiji called out to him.
"Hey, kid, do you know the way to heaven?”
Youtarou replied coldly," Doesn't a person go to heaven when they die?”
"Looks like you don't know. Then let me tell you.”
Di Yiji's interest was piqued. He began to draw on the table with his finger." The conditions for going to heaven are, first of all, to have the courage to commit suicide. Then, there are the 36 souls who have committed the most heinous crimes…"
Di Yiji didn't continue speaking when he saw that Ye Tailang was ignoring him.
A month had passed. Youtarou suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Di Yiji for a long time. While the guests were chatting, he heard some news.
"Di Yiji, that guy is really out of his mind. He actually stole it from Dr. Ocean's house where he sold fish. His bread was used to feed dolphins, so he could not steal it. He was beaten by the professor's orangutan for three days and three nights. His lips were beaten green and his left leg was broken.”
"After that, he could only crawl back home. As he crawled, he kept muttering,'Eighth Brother's supper, ah, Eighth Brother's supper, as long as we can reach that place…' But guess what happened? There was another sewer without a manhole cover. He fell down from there when he climbed over!”
"Hahaha! How is he?"
"I don't know. He should have gone to heaven.”
Two months later, Yetaro still hadn't seen Di Yiji. Just like that, he spent the entire summer without seeing her again.
Di Yiji must have gone to heaven.
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