"Buying stockings?"
Lin Feng started and subconsciously glanced downwards.
White, straight and long.
With just a glance, Fatty Di, who happened to be looking at him, noticed him.
"Hey, where are you looking? Are you also so indecent to other girls?”
"Uh... This, had to be done separately.
If he liked someone, he would be more humorous.”
"Then what about those that I don't like?”
"Then let's go with Da Mie, Da Mie Da Mie.”
"Pfft…Can you stop making me laugh? It'll have eight characters."
"No, it's my duty to let the beautiful flowers bloom.
If possible, I hope to have a garden in my lifetime.”
"Hmph, three thousand beauties?"
Fatty Di curled his lips and turned to look at the sky.
"No, I'm very loyal. There will only be roses in my garden."
"I don't believe it. A person like you who is good at talking will definitely be very good at pleasing girls.”
"You're a girl, so did I win your favor?”
"I'm an exception. Hehe ~"
"Why? Have you changed your gender?"
"Pei pei pei…You scolded me!"
" No, I'm just asking a sincere question, hoping to get a negative answer.”
"I didn't see the sincerity, but I could tell that he was smiling.”
"Alright, I have to admit that you're right.”
After returning to his room, Lin Feng poured a glass of water.
When he returned, he changed the topic and asked,"
"Hey, Student Ba, what kind of boyfriend do you plan to find in the future?”
"Why? Do you want to introduce me?"
"No, but I can. I recommend myself."
"Then forget it. You can bully me now.
If I fall in love, I'll be bullied to death by you.”
"I won't. Actually, I'm a good person.”
"Tsk, let's tell the netizens and see if they believe us.”
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it!"
"Lin Feng, we will never give you a good person card. Never!!!”
"Boycotting Lin Feng, start with me!"
It was already so late, but there were still many people watching the live broadcast. When they heard Fatty Di's words, they immediately sent out bullet comments.
Lin Feng didn't need to look to know what the netizens would say.
He smiled and said,"
"The netizens like to follow what others say. Their words are not to be believed…
To be honest, Babu, from a professional point of view, you should really consider it.
Let someone like me be your boyfriend.
Sincere, reliable, frank, humorous, multi-talented, without the burden of being a celebrity or idol.
She's a hundred percent compatible with you."
"Tsk, a professional perspective? What's your major? Human emotions?"
"No, I majored in sow care in university.”
“...”
Fatty Deeny was stunned for a second before he snapped back to his senses. He reached out and pinched him angrily.
"Who are you calling a sow?"
"It's just an analogy. After all, humans and pigs are both mammals, and the genetic similarity is as high as 90%.
In terms of emotions, there were still some similarities.”
"In that case, go and date a pig.”
"Okay, little piggy."
“...”
Fatty Deeny was depressed. She was so angry that she couldn't win every time they argued.
She could only turn her head away and ignore him.
The quiet starry sky and the cool wind.
Occasionally, a few horns sounded from afar, but it was like a lullaby, making people sleepy.
Fatty Di was already feeling sleepy, so he decided to take a nap before going back to his room to sleep.
However, he accidentally took a long nap.
When she opened her eyes again, it was already the next morning.
Sunlight shone through the half-closed curtains, casting specks of light.
"Oh... A beautiful day has begun again ~"
After a good night's sleep, she was in a very good mood.
Humming a tune, she stretched and went to the bathroom to wash up.
"Rustle rustle rustle…"
Halfway through brushing her teeth, her mouth was full of foam when she suddenly stopped.
He carefully checked his clothes.
It was still the same set of pajamas from before, and there were no traces of it being messy.
She heaved a sigh of relief and quickly washed up. She wanted to go look for Lin Feng.
Lin Feng had long woken up and was currently sitting in the backyard, calmly sipping his fragrant tea.
"Good morning, Student Ba."
"You were the one who carried me back to my room last night?”
Fatty Deeny asked.
"If it's not me, could it be you who slept until you drooled? I called you several times but you didn't wake up, so I had to carry you in.”
Lin Feng took a sip of tea and chuckled.
"I, I'm not drooling. Don't talk nonsense."
Fatty Di blushed.
"Here, the evidence is here."
Lin Feng pointed at his phone.
"Hey, why are you taking photos of me? You even set it as your screensaver. You're so perverted.”
Fatty Deeny stomped his feet as he turned on his phone.
On the screen was a picture of herself sleeping soundly, and one could vaguely see the sparkling water droplets at the corner of her mouth.
"Hmph, you set me as your screensaver, so I'll set you as my screensaver too!”
Fatty Deeny took out his phone and tapped on it.
"What's wrong? You have a photo of me drooling? I don't believe it."
Lin Feng was calm and composed, he didn't care at all.
But the next second, Fatty Di placed the phone in front of him, and his expression immediately changed.
In the photo, he was carrying Fatty Di on his back, wearing a pink bunny ear headband on his head, and smiling brightly.
It was the photo Fatty Di had secretly taken when he was playing the Happy Water Rubik's Cube.
"Hehe, you must be scared now."
"Hurry up and delete it. Do you know that this is violating a citizen's right to portrait, privacy, and reputation?”
Lin Feng stretched out his hand, wanting to snatch it away. Fatty Deeny, who had long expected this, instantly dodged and even took a few steps back.
"Hehe, if you delete it, I'll delete it."
"Your sleeping photo is quite nice. You're so obedient, cute, young, and beautiful. There's no need to delete it."
"Then your bunny ear headband is also quite cute. There's no need to delete it."
It was rare to have Lin Feng in his grasp, so how could Fatty Di obediently submit? In fact, he even felt a trace of joy.
"Alright then, I'll count to five and we'll delete it together.”
Lin Feng could only compromise.
"Alright, delete it together."
"Five, four, three, two, one…Give it to me."
At the last second, Lin Feng pounced over.
He didn't expect Fatty Di to become smarter today.
His body flashed, causing Lin Feng to miss.
"Hehe, I knew you would go back on your words.”
"Uh... Am I that unbearable in your heart?”
Lin Feng pretended to be wronged, but he didn't stop. He and Fatty Di circled around the fish pond in the middle of the courtyard.
"Hmph hmph, you only know now…You delete it first, I'll delete it later."
Fatty Di maintained a distance from Lin Feng.
However, this was destined to be futile.
The fish pond was only two meters wide. When she wasn't paying attention, Lin Feng charged over and arrived in front of her.
"Ah!"
Fatty Di screamed and ran into the room.
But just as he entered, he was grabbed by Lin Feng.
With a light tug, she was pulled into Lin Feng's embrace.
"This time, you can delete it, right?"
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