"This beggar even gave another explanation. He said that these pearls are the dregs of the rice inside.
This jade was made up of cabbage and rotten spinach leaves.
That white jade was that half a piece of rotten tofu!”
In this day and age, many tofu manufacturers sold tofu with the slogan "as smooth as white jade".
When Guo Huaijin said the last half of his sentence, many viewers could relate it to their own lives.
"Eh-"
This was a way that these new audiences had recently learned to cheer for crosstalk actors.
Guo Huaijin smiled and pointed at them with his fan.
"You guys have finally learned it!"
The audience burst into laughter again. They were all happy and comfortable to have such an interaction with Guo Huaijin.
"The two beggars discussed for a while and told Zhu Yuanzhang the name.
When Zhu Yuanzhang heard this name, he was stunned!
Pearl Jade White Jade Soup!
The name sounded good.
Aiya, there must have been a lot of good stuff in the soup just now!”
Guo Huaijin rubbed his belly, looking pleased with himself.
The audience couldn't help but sympathize with Zhu Yuanzhang when they saw his actions.
That's right!
A big pot of 'good things'!
"After asking for their names, Zhu Yuanzhang was still thinking about the war, so he said goodbye to these two.”
Guo Huaijin cupped his fists.
"Thank you both! Our green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever! We'll meet again if fate permits!"
His words were filled with the high-spirited spirit of a martial artist. Some of the audience could not help but think of Chang Yuchun and Zhang Wuji's baggage and secretly laughed.
"Then a few years later, Zhu Yuanzhang overthrew the Yuan Dynasty and established the Great Ming Dynasty.”
When they heard that Zhu Yuanzhang had finally become the emperor, the audience straightened their backs, curious about what would happen next.
"The citizens of our city are all familiar with these emperors.
What kind of person was the emperor?
They ate delicacies, wore silk, and married three palaces and six courtyards!
Since the emperor's words have been issued, all the civil and military officials in the court dare not disobey.”
When Guo Huaijin said the first half of his sentence, the audience nodded in agreement.
Who would have thought that the second half of his sentence would revolve around Heavenly Sword and Dragon Slaying Saber!
The entire hall burst into laughter.
"Sigh, the emperor said that the coal is white, but your officials don't dare to say that it's black!
Then, after Zhu Yuanzhang had been the emperor for a few years, he suddenly felt so tired and lazy.
He pondered. What was going on?
I remember that when I was defeated in the 49th City, I felt the same way in a small temple!”
Sore all over?
Small broken temple?
The audience secretly felt that Zhu Yuanzhang had caught a cold again!
As they thought about it, they couldn't help but nod their heads. The more they thought about it, the more correct it was.
"Back then, after I drank the pearl jade white jade soup, my body felt comfortable.
I'm feeling uncomfortable now. Wouldn't it be better if I had two more bowls of pearl jade white jade soup?”
When they thought of the indescribable soup, some of the audience members raised their hands to cover their faces.
He couldn't bear to imagine what Zhu Yuanzhang would encounter next.
"This Zhu Yuanzhang called the people from the imperial kitchen over, and when he asked, no one had heard of this soup. What does Zhu Yuanzhang want to do?"
Guo Huaijin thought hard, then clapped his hands.
"I have an idea! All the states, cities, and counties had posted the Imperial Roll. He had to find the two people who had made the soup for him back then.
He remembered clearly that one of them was called 'First Younger Brother', while the other was called something else.”
The audience shook their heads and laughed. It was so unclear, yet he still issued an imperial edict.
"The people under me have received the order and gone to post the Imperial Roll.
It was said that there was no story without coincidence!
In the county town not far from Zhu Yuanzhang's ruined temple, the imperial notice was also posted.
One day, two beggars passed by and asked the literate people next to them.
Only then did he know that the emperor was looking for two people who could make pearl jade white jade soup!
One of them had the surname Chang and was called 'First Younger Brother', while the other had an unknown name.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience laughed.
It was as if they could already foresee what would happen next.
Because of this, they focused even more on listening to Guo Huaijin's crosstalk.
"These two beggars hit it off and tore up the Imperial Board.
He planned to enter the palace to see if he could get something from the person they saved back then.
When the officials at the side saw these two beggars tearing up the Imperial Roll, they were unhappy. Wasn't this causing trouble?
He wanted to lock them up on the spot.”
Guo Huaijin's aura turned cold, and it was as if he was really swinging a long iron chain in his hand.
"What are you doing? What do you want! Are we supposed to bring the chains to make soup for the emperor?”
Guo Huaijin's market aura disappeared and he became obsequious again.
"Aiyo, so it's you two, Master Tang! I didn't recognize Mount Tai!"
Seeing his three short sentences, her mood changed three times.
Li Jing gave Guo Degang a thumbs up.
Guo Degang nodded with a smile. At this moment, he no longer had the nervousness of worrying about his son.
Even he was completely immersed in Guo Huaijin's vivid stand-up comedy.
"Just like that, these two beggars, who were covered in oil and mud, relied on this self-confidence that came from nowhere to enter the throne room where the Emperor meets all the civil and military officials every day.”
Guo Huaijin suddenly put on a shivering expression.
"Uh, this lowly official pays his respects to the Emperor!"
He straightened up and explained.
"When we arrived at this hall, these two beggars didn't do anything, but they scared the county magistrate who was escorting them.
Why?
Because in the Ming and Qing dynasties, not all officials could attend court every day. This was related to your official rank and whether you were an official in the capital.
As for this small county official, he had never been to court or seen the emperor. His heart was filled with fear and unease, and his body was trembling like a sieve.
In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang did not pay attention to this small county magistrate at first. His eyes were all on these two beggars.
When he looked, heh! It was indeed the two of them! Alright, I have my pearl jade white jade soup.
Just as he was feeling happy, he noticed that the clothes of these two beggars were ragged. He was unhappy.
She thought to herself, This county magistrate really has no eyes. If you don't change them into good clothes, what will happen?
Do you want the civil and military officials to think that I, the emperor, know beggars? Are you trying to embarrass me?"
Guo Huaijin's tone changed, carrying a dignified aura.
"How dare you! You actually dared to lock up the person who made pearl jade white jade soup for me!”
The audience shook their heads and laughed again. Not only did the emperor like to lose face, but he also knew how to find excuses!
"Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that he wanted to drag this county magistrate out and behead him.
This county magistrate kowtowed like a chicken running for rice when he heard this. You've never seen anyone tremble like that.
When the two beggars saw this, they were amused by the county magistrate. This was a plaything!
Therefore, he pleaded with the emperor, saying that they were making soup and lacked a waiter to buy seasonings, so let the county magistrate do it.
Zhu Yuanzhang agreed.
Then, he waved his hand and allocated 300 taels of silver to set up another imperial kitchen. You are given three days to make 200 portions of pearl jade white jade soup.”
Guo Huaijin knocked the folding fan in his hand on the table.
"Zhen wants to feast the ministers!"
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