"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I can't laugh anymore!”
"The person who wrote this script is a genius! How did you come up with this, the emperor and the beggar!”
"What kind of unjust recipe is this!”
Guo Huaijin was holding a vegetable leaf in his hand.
"You don't have to wash or cut this cabbage. You're just using your hands to pull it into the pot!”
He had just finished choosing the dishes when he started walking again with his hands behind his back.
"These two beggars, seeing that the county magistrate is almost done with the tofu, let him quickly put the bucket under the sun to dry it.
Everyone, what month was it?
It was the middle of July, and it was extremely hot that day!
After a while, the tofu and the water were bubbling.
Puchi puchi, sour air and stench rose up.”
Upon hearing this, the audience could not help but feel disgusted.
They frowned and were looking forward to Zhu Yuanzhang's reaction.
"The rice paste, the cabbage, the rotten spinach, the two buckets of miscellaneous vegetables left over from the first few days, and the soaked tofu.
The two beggars were very satisfied with this result.
He was even showing off to the three people beside him!
Aiya, our Pearl Jade White Jade Soup is 80% done!
Just wait for the banquet to begin. We'll heat up the soup in the pot and present it to the palace!
Let's just wait to receive our rewards!"
Guo Huaijin jumped out of his character and explained to the audience.
"Everyone, although this soup sounds absurd, in all fairness, these two beggars are really right!”
He tapped his palm with the fan.
"They really did make the pearl jade white jade soup for Zhu Yuanzhang in the small broken temple!
They were restoring it one-to-one!
What was this? This is simply the conscience of the industry!"
Guo Huaijin raised his thumb, as if he had poked the audience's laughing point.
A few people in the audience were laughing so hard that they collapsed on the table or the people around them.
"But these words sounded very unreliable to the other three.
That soup is still bubbling. Are you making soup for the emperor or drugging him?
When the two beggars heard this, they thought, Sure, but are you worried?
I'll try it then.
One of the two beggars? He took a spoonful and put it into his mouth.”
Guo Huaijin used the fan as a spoon. When the spoon of soup reached his mouth, his throat moved.
Then, he shook his head.
"Er-yes, that's enough!”
This made the audience empathize with him again.
Some of them even covered their mouths with their hands, their faces full of reluctance.
"Little Brother Huai Jin has sacrificed too much!”
"Aiyo, take this bite! Hurry up and rinse your mouth!"
"I feel that when I drink soup in the future, I will think of Little Brother Huaijin, hahaha!”
With the occasional laughter from Guangde Building, the one-mouth book came to an end.
"The next day will be the day of Zhu Yuanzhang's banquet.
The palace was decorated with lanterns and streamers.
The civil and military officials had all washed their court clothes and dressed neatly.
Just for the emperor's bowl of pearl jade white jade soup!
This was the soup bestowed by the Emperor!
No one else could drink such a great honor even if they wanted to!”
The audience below was a bit more straightforward and directly replied.
"We don't want to drink it even if we can!"
Guo Degang was shocked and immediately looked at Guo Huaijin, afraid that his son's rhythm would be disrupted.
Unexpectedly, Guo Huaijin smiled and pointed his fan in the direction of the audience.
"When the banquet ends, don't even think about leaving until you finish a big bowl of pearl jade white jade soup!”
Everyone below the stage burst into laughter.
After everyone laughed, Guo Huaijin returned to his main narrative.
Guo Degang nodded. Not bad.
It wasn't very smart to cheat on the spot, but it wasn't easy to not be disrupted by the audience's rhythm.
"These officials are waiting for the emperor in the main hall, but they are not waiting for nothing.
For them, this was their social time.
A third-grade official had arrived.
This person greeted another official of the second rank and asked him if he had heard of the origin of the pearl jadeite white jade soup.”
Guo Huaijin seemed to be that arrogant noble at this moment. His nostrils were about to face the sky, and his voice was lazy.
"Of course I have. Although I have never tasted it before, my father has heard Prime Minister Xu Da mention this soup before!
This soup contained all kinds of delicacies, including dragon liver and phoenix marrow!
It was a collection of 81 kinds of rare treasures in the world that had been steamed and refined nine times to make this soup!”
When the audience heard this, who was this Xu Da?
He didn't even draft a lie!
It was really just a matter of talking. Black could be said to be white.
"Just like that, the ministers all believed his words.
This was why they were all filled with anticipation for this pearl jade white jade soup.
They had waited for so long for the soup to be served.
Only then did he realize that something was wrong!
Hiss--
Where did this sour smell come from!”
Guo Huaijin fanned himself with his hand and covered his nose and mouth.
Then, as if he couldn't take it anymore, he opened the fan and fanned the surrounding air wildly.
The audience couldn't do anything else but laugh.
"Think about it, the soup from yesterday was already so delicious.
Today, the two beggars instructed the three helpers to put the cabbage, rotten spinach leaves, rice dregs, miscellaneous vegetables, and soaked tofu into the pot.
It was amazing to put these things in the pot to warm them up!
It was so sour and smelly that it even smelled like his brain!
Yesterday, the two beggars even tasted the soup with their mouths. Today, they couldn't stand it anymore!
Everyone ran out of the imperial kitchen as if they were fleeing.
Since they had already escaped, someone had to carry the soup!
More than twenty eunuchs came forward and formed a long snake formation.
Each of them was holding a red plate painted with gold and vermilion paint in their hands. On the plate was a small bowl of dragon that had been burned in the official kiln.
The bowl was filled with the Pearl Jade White Jade Soup.”
Good fellow!
So many precious treasures were used to hold that sour and smelly soup?
Ha! This contrast made many of the audience members frown.
Guo Huaijin whispered to each other again.
"You see, there is no place in the world that has more rules than this palace.
Look at that little eunuch sending soup up. He's too well-behaved!
He didn't even dare to look at the soup!
You're all leaning sideways!"
Guo Huaijin said as he imitated the extremely awkward posture of serving soup.
The audience immediately understood. How was this the palace's rules being strict? It was clearly those young eunuchs who felt that the soup was too smelly!
Amidst the laughter, Guo Huaijin returned to Zhu Yuanzhang.
"This Zhu Yuanzhang took the soup and lowered his head to smell it. He almost vomited it on the spot!
He was still muttering in his heart.
When I was in the small ruined temple, the soup didn't taste like this either.
He looked down again.
The civil and military officials, the royal family, all frowned as they stared blankly at the soup.
Zhu Yuanzhang thought, Although this soup is not good soup, I am the emperor!
I said that it was good, and I went to great lengths to find someone to make the soup. Then I have to take the lead and drink it!
Not only me, you all have to drink!"
Guo Huaijin suddenly felt a surge of pride.
"Just as Zhu Yuanzhang was thinking about this, he suddenly realized that among the officials, some of them were turning their faces and whispering to each other.
What were they doing?
They were whispering to each other and secretly guessing the emperor's thoughts.
They thought that even the emperor would not be able to drink such a delicious soup. If the emperor did not want to drink it, then they should not have to drink it either.
However, they didn't expect Zhu Yuanzhang to notice their reluctance.
The soup was given by the emperor, and you still turned your faces away!
Alright, so you can just enjoy life with me, but you can't even suffer such a little?
Zhu Yuanzhang gritted his teeth and shouted," All the civil and military officials shall drink with me!" He drank the soup!
All the officials were stunned. If the Emperor drank it, what would they do?
After hesitating for a while, he still drank with the Emperor.
Good heavens, a bowl of soup and he lost half his life!”
Guo Huaijin put on a profound and dignified expression and said with a rather imposing manner.
"My dear ministers, how is my pearl jade white jade soup?”
he repeated, lowering his head in a trembling manner and raising his thumbs to his ears.
"Zhu Yuanzhang, why are the ministers not saying anything and only raising their hands?
He didn't know that this courtier was so clever that he was holding the soup in his mouth!
He really couldn't swallow it.
Zhu Yuanzhang did not know. He pondered for a moment.
He nodded in understanding.
Everyone loves you, I understand what you mean.
Each of you stretched out two fingers. Do you want two more bowls each?!”
When the last card was lit up, the entire hall cheered.
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