There were three microphones on this stage today.
Guo Degang himself stood in the middle after Guo Huaijin went on stage, leaving the position of the funny guy to his son.
Guo Huaijin did not have stage fright at all. Instead, he bowed to everyone gracefully.
Guo Degang was all smiles. He wanted to introduce Guo Huaijin first, but the child spoke first.
"Come on stage and introduce yourself.
My surname is Guo, the Guo of Jia Lu Lou Wei and Jiang Tong Yan Guo.
My father wants me to be cautious, so I'm called Guo Huaijin.”
He took a step back and bowed again.
The crowd below the stage did not expect this child to speak so appropriately.
"You even know the Hundred Family Surnames! You know so much at such a young age. I only know the first four sentences.”
"This self-introduction is quite cultured.”
"Huaijin, this name is really good.”
Guo Huaijin stood up again and held the microphone in front of him. He looked at the audience in surprise.
"Everyone, I really didn't expect this. My dad is actually as tall as a nine-year-old child like me!”
As he said this, he pointed at Guo Degang beside him.
Everyone finally understood.
It turned out that these two people were actually father and son.
However, this teasing from his son clearly poked the laughing point of the audience below the stage. A burst of laughter resounded throughout Guangde Building again.
"Actually, Guo Degang is still a little higher, but this ridicule from his biological son is too funny, hahaha!”
"Don't say that this father and son don't look alike at all!”
"Look, Guo Degang's expression has changed!”
Guo Degang poked his head in annoyance.
"Go! Stop slandering me! Let me tell you, when I was your age, I was only this tall!”
Zhang Wenshun, who was at the side, did not mind the commotion and even praised him indifferently.
"Yes, I can testify that your father hasn't grown a child since he was nine!”
Guo Huaijin's expression was as if he had been struck by lightning.
She was in a daze and did not speak.
This appearance was completely different from the imposing young master from the aristocratic family just now!
This contrast naturally caused the audience to laugh endlessly.
"Hahaha, look at his eyes!”
"It's over. This child won't grow anymore in the future! He's even shorter than Guo Degang, hahaha!"
"Even his limbs are stiff, hahaha. This child is too weak!”
Guo Degang had a smug expression on his face. In fact, he was really smug in his heart.
However, this smugness did not mean that he had rebutted his son and won back a city.
Instead, he was proud of this child's ability to show off.
She had a talent for acting, and she looked like that.
Seeing that the audience was almost done laughing, Guo Degang quickly controlled the scene.
"Alright, alright. This is all fate, child.”
Guo Degang even took Guo Huaijin into his arms and comforted him.
"Alright, alright, stop crying."
In fact, Guo Degang's words were just to pave the way for the future, but he didn't expect a baby's cry to come from his arms.
"Ah ah ah, ah, ah ah”
Guo Degang was shocked and quickly let go of Guo Huaijin.
After Guo Huaijin was released, the audience watched as he calmly aimed at the microphone and continued to let out a few baby cries.
Only then did the audience realize that the voice had really come from the mouth of this youth!
Even though they were outside the garden, they had already been shocked by this youth's tiger roar once. They could not help but open their mouths in shock.
"Oh my god, you're so good at it!"
"My son is only a little over a month old now, and this cry is exactly the same as his!”
"Wow, I'm getting goosebumps!”
"Really, even the sound of the turn is the same!”
Seeing everyone's bewildered expressions, Guo Huaijin felt a sense of satisfaction.
In fact, the only ventriloquism inheritance he had inherited was the Bird and Beast Chapter, but many of the techniques of using qi and adjusting the muscles in the mouth were similar.
Therefore, when he heard the words " don't cry, don't cry ", he suddenly thought of this.
Guo Degang smiled when he saw how confident the child was.
"Not bad, you're quite capable. First, he was like a tiger and shocked the audience below the stage. Now, he was like a baby and shocked his father.”
He pretended to pick up a fan and stood on the table.
"Guo Huaijin, what do you want?"
Zhang Wenshun fanned the flames.
"Hey, you want to usurp the throne!"
This old man who spoke with ease made the audience laugh again.
Li Jing, who was standing at the side of the screen, muttered to herself when she saw such a hot scene.
"How good would it be if we could be like this every day?”
On the stage.
The three of them rummaged through the baggage and finally returned to the main topic.
"In the beginning, this ventriloquism was performed by some folk artists in tea houses and wine houses.”
Guo Huaijin's voice was actually very pleasant to hear.
His rhythm and breathing were clearly the same as other crosstalk actors, but he gave off the feeling of a refined and noble young master from an aristocratic family.
It made people want to hear more.
"The earliest ventriloquism artists that have a history of their own appeared in the Song Dynasty.”
Guo Huaijin said as Guo Degang held it for him.
"Oh?"
"The ventriloquism sect was actually quite prosperous in the Song Dynasty. At that time, there was a famous ventriloquist who was second to none.”
"Oh, no one else can compare to him."
"Yes, this person's exact name is unknown, but everyone calls him Bai Qin Liu.”
"Why is it called that?”
"This person is good at imitating the cries of many kinds of birds. His unique skill is called 'Cockcrow and Dog Bark'!”
Guo Degang reached out and touched his head, his face full of confusion.
"Cocks crowing and dogs barking are imitating chickens and dogs, right? Then I can do it too!"
Guo Huaijin stopped him.
"You've misunderstood!"
"What's wrong?"
"The crowing of a chicken and the barking of a dog are not simply imitating chickens and dogs. If one day you met someone who said he knew ventriloquism and asked you to pay to listen to him, you would end up with a few words of 'cluck clack cl
Then, please report it to 12315. It can protect your consumer rights.”
"Oh, then what about real ventriloquism?”
"For example, different types of chickens will make different sounds and the way you imitate them. For example, the chicken was small, but its voice was crisp.”
Guo Huaijin lowered his head slightly. The corners of his mouth opened at a special angle, revealing a part of his tongue.
"Uh, uh, uh-uh, uh-"
Four short cries and one long cry.
Guo Huaijin's mouth opened even wider when he let out a long cry, and his tongue quickly flicked.
The rooster's cry was indeed crisp, but it was different from a human's voice. It carried a hoarseness unique to birds.
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience below the stage could not help but applaud.
There was no other reason than that he had copied it too well!
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