"Hey, old lady, you're selling food stamps! There are people watching over there. Come over here and sell!”
Chen Ze shouted.
The old lady felt her head buzz.
What kind of person was this? The first thing he said was " reselling food stamps." Good heavens. When she saw Dai Hongxiu's people walking over, the old lady was so frightened that she almost sat on the ground.
When she turned around and saw Chen Ze's smiling face, the old lady was instantly furious, but she was also very puzzled.
He didn't provoke this little bastard. How could he dare to treat him like this?
The old lady had lived her entire life and was a smart person. It was obvious that Chen Ze had done this on purpose. Whoever meant that the little fellow was a boor would be a brainless fool.
This kid was really cunning!
"Hello comrade, are you selling food stamps?”
Dai Hongxiu's men came over and looked at the old lady. Chen Ze almost laughed out loud when he asked the question. It would be strange if she would admit it with such a questioning method.
However, she had asked this on purpose. They were two old ladies, and she still dared to use violence on them?
If they were really arrested, what if these two old ladies who looked like they could die at any time died inside?
Now, it was actually quite loose. As long as it was not put on the surface, it would not be cared about if it was brought in with great fanfare or even drums.
Did they really think they were stupid?
Those who had lived to this day were not fools. The old lady's sneaky behavior had long been exposed in their eyes, but they did not want to catch her.
After all, he was already so old.
However, the problem was that Chen Ze's shout had forced them to come over and take a look. Then, they asked something that left Chen Ze dumbfounded.
"No, no!"
The other old lady hurriedly waved her hand. She was obviously frightened. Looking at her appearance, she was much less courageous than the deaf old lady.
"We're relatives. We've just issued tickets. Let's see if our families need anything.”
"Right, right, right. Let's change. We're relatives!”
Changing tickets was allowed. After all, the needs of the people were different.
It's normal for you to be short of oil while I'm short of noodles.
"Be careful next time!"
It's impossible to arrest them. They didn't really make a deal. Moreover, they're two old ladies who add up to more than 140 years old. How dare you arrest them?
After Dai Hongxiu's men left, the two old ladies heaved a sigh of relief. Then, they glared at Chen Ze angrily. The old lady that they did not know was the first to speak."What's wrong with you? Is this something you can shout about?"
"Hai, I'm sorry. I saw Dai Hongxiu coming over and was afraid that you guys would be caught, so I reminded you!”
“……”
The two old ladies were so angry that they laughed.”
"Then how do I remind him?" Chen Ze pretended to be dumb. I called you guys!"
“……”
The Deaf Old Lady patted the person who had traded with her and said,""Next time. I'm afraid this kid has his eyes on me!”
"You know him?"
"We're from the same courtyard!"
"You're from the same courtyard, yet you're doing this? Is this intentional?"
"How could it not be intentional? I don't know what I did to provoke him. To think that he's a filial child!”
"That filial son in your courtyard?”
"Yes, I am!"
"I think he's a fool. He's shouting about this matter. His brain must be fried!”
The two old ladies did not control their voices as they criticized Chen Ze. Chen Ze was very calm. In any case, the old lady hated Chen Ze. Chen Ze planned to follow the old lady whenever she went out in the future.
"Old Madam, do you want me to take you back?”
"Carry me back!"
"Sure!"
Chen Ze smiled as he walked up to the old lady. The deaf old lady stared at Chen Ze. Chen Ze immediately turned around. The old lady looked at Chen Ze's burly back and was instantly speechless!
"Why don't you squat down!"
"Hey, look at my brain. Come here, old lady!”
Chen Ze helped the old lady up a high slope and stood below."Come, come up!"
“……”
Good lord, the old lady admired Chen Ze. He would not squat even if he was beaten to death!
After carrying the old lady, Chen Ze did not want anything to happen to the old lady. Otherwise, he would not be able to explain clearly. After all, he had called Hong Xiu over. As for carrying the old lady, it was to make it easier for him to talk. Chen Ze could not be bothered to follow behind the old lady.
"Old Madam, it's not a good thing for you to keep selling food stamps!”
"What did you say?"
The old lady pretended to be deaf and could not hear. Chen Ze shook the old lady, giving her a fright. In the end, she realized that Chen Ze was only shaking. She immediately patted Chen Ze."You scared me to death!"
"Old Madam, you're destroying the country's monopoly on purchase and marketing. You can't do this!”
"What did you say?"
He pretended to be deaf.
"Old Madam, don't do it next time. It's all thanks to me this time. Otherwise, if you were caught, you would have lost your five-guarantee account!”
“……”
The old lady was so angry that she wanted to hit Chen Ze with her walking stick. What did she mean by 'thank you'? If it weren't for you, she would have sold the tickets long ago. Without you, she wouldn't be in danger.
But he couldn't say these words out loud. The old woman still had her face, so he could only continue to play dumb.
Chen Ze did not say anything. He could tell from the increase in energy that the old lady was already resentful of Chen Ze.
This was a good thing!
As an old lady, she had nothing to do all day long. She was always in the courtyard house. Because she was old, she put on airs. Everyone spoiled her, but Chen Ze did not.
But now, where could an old lady like her run to?
As long as she was at home, she would think that Chen Ze did not respect her.
The old man's memory was bad, but he could not forget this matter. As long as he was free, he would remember Chen Ze's attitude.
When he thought about it, he felt resentful!
Isn't the nuclear treasure here again?
When he brought the old lady home, Grandpa Yi happened to see Chen Ze carrying the old lady back. He was instantly pleasantly surprised.
"Chen Ze, are you going out to play behind the old lady's back?”
The people around them were all up early and chatting in the courtyard early in the morning. It was basically impossible to sleep in in such a courtyard house. The aunties slept very little and their voices were loud. The room was soundproof, as if there was no partition.
Early in the morning, a group of people were chatting away. A modern person like Chen Ze could not sleep at all.
"Hai, I saw the old lady go out early in the morning. I was afraid that something would happen to her, so I followed her…"
When Chen Ze opened his mouth to speak, the old lady felt that something was wrong. She hurriedly tried to stop Chen Ze, but Chen Ze's mouth was even faster.
"In the end, I saw the old lady selling food stamps outside. Good heavens, she was almost caught by Hong Xiu. I quickly carried her back!”
“……”
“……”
“……”
The courtyard house was silent. Everyone looked at the old lady on Chen Ze's back. If the old lady knew the lyrics of the future, she would instantly understand what it meant to be a " dead society."
Grandpa One was speechless. After a long while, he reacted and said,"Put the old lady down first!"
"Don't. I'll send the old lady back to her room. Her legs are not bad. If I leave her at the door, it'll be illegal if she runs out to sell food stamps again!”
The old lady really wanted to kill Chen Ze now and let him know what it meant to break the law!
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