Chapter XXVI
"Ouch!"
This breath was a little fierce, and Silly Zhu couldn't help but hug his stomach and shout.
He didn't eat anything messy today. It must be because of the split last night that he felt a little chest pain. Silly Zhu thought.
At this moment, Ma Hua, Liu Lan, and Little Fatty were still waiting by the window sill to get food for others. There was no one in the kitchen. I'll just quietly release this aura.
Silly Zhu suddenly wanted to laugh, he thought of his childhood. In the summer, after dinner, he and his cheap father were enjoying the shade in the courtyard when his father suddenly farted.
"So smelly!" Silly Zhu covered his nose and said.
The cheap father smiled and taught Silly Zhu a poem.
Fart, fart
This is the gas of five grains.
Roll forward, roll up, roll down,
After the release, you can smoke yourself and smoke others.
When people heard it, they covered their noses and left,
The dog heard the sound and wagged its tail.
Now, his cheap father had run away with the little widow, and he was all alone.
Other than his sister, He Yushui, who occasionally came back from school.
Usually, no matter how loud or smelly Silly Zhu's fart was at home, no one would dislike it.
Silly Zhu looked around and made a pose. He was prepared to suppress his voice and slowly release the gas in his stomach.
This anger was a little too much!
Something was wrong!
Silly Zhu wailed in his heart, the temperature was not right! It was much hotter than a normal fart!
The humidity was also wrong! How could a normal fart feel the humidity?
Why did it feel like the humidity was spreading from the chrysanthemum to the surroundings?
Motherf * cker!
Silly Zhu hugged his stomach with one hand and covered his anus with the other through his pants.
If he wanted to go to the toilet, he had to go around the kitchen to the cafeteria and pass through the workers who were eating.
After leaving the cafeteria, they walked another 100 meters before they reached the toilet.
Silly Zhu was speechless.
Damn it, it's already starting to flow. I can't just settle it in the kitchen, right?
Not only were there many pots and pans here, but there were also many vegetables! If he accidentally spilled a little on the vegetables, should he throw them away or cherish them and not waste them?
Moreover, who knew how long this aura could last?
Based on Silly Pillar's twenty years of experience, what happened just now was just the first shot. The more powerful army was still behind. They were getting closer and closer to the exit.
Silly Zhu glanced around the room. A few basins, no way! If I use it, I won't be able to use it to wash vegetables in the future.
Pot? No way!
Bowl? It couldn't be filled!
"What is this smell?" Liu Lan came to the kitchen from the front. Before she entered, she smelled a sour smell. The deeper she went, the stronger the smell became.
Strange! I didn't remember to buy stinky tofu or shrimp paste! Liu Lan asked doubtfully. The vegetables in the kitchen would be used up every night. There was definitely no problem of them rotting here.
Oh no!
Seeing Liu Lan come in, Silly Zhu became nervous again. In the past, when he went to the toilet, Silly Zhu would just grab a few newspapers and stuff them into his pocket.
But today, the kitchen table was clean. It was probably used by Fatty White to light a fire.
If Ma Hua or Chubby Boy came in, Silly Zhu could ask them to help him find some paper.
Liu Lan was a woman. Even though they usually chatted and laughed together, Silly Zhu couldn't bring himself to ask her to help him find toilet paper.
The heavens want to kill me! Silly Zhu sighed.
Yi Zhonghai had just come to the canteen for lunch, so he should still be here. It was better to ask him for some toilet paper! Even if he didn't have any, he would find a way to find some and send it over for her.
Thinking of this, Silly Zhu raised his breath and started to run out.
He was running and praying. His biological father! Don't leave the cafeteria!
It would have been fine if Silly Zhu hadn't left, the energy in his stomach wasn't too intense.
As he ran, his stomach began to churn.
As Shazhu ran, the army also started to charge.
Shazhu gritted his teeth and sucked on his stomach.
He saw it! Yi Zhonghai was about to leave!
Some soldiers had already broken out of the encirclement. Silly Zhu felt a warm current gushing out.
"What is this smell?" When Silly Zhu walked past, a worker covered his nose.
Spots of warm substances dripped down from Shazhu's pants. There were mottled yellow marks on the road that Shazhu walked on.
"Look, did Master He shit his pants?”someone whispered.
Many people's gazes were focused behind Silly Zhu.
Although one of Shazhu's hands was covering his pants, the marks on his pants were expanding. One could tell at a glance that the humidity of his pants was not ordinary.
"Hey! Just now, the leader who followed Manager Yang said that they could not waste resources.
This diarrhea would come out before the food in his stomach was digested.
Do you think Master He is wasting food?”
Someone pushed the person who spoke up." You're so full of tricks!
Then what do you think? Could it be that he would take back what came out and pour it into his stomach to digest it again?”
"You two are so disgusting. Are you still going to let me eat?”
"This smell! Can you still eat?"
"Forget it! I'm not eating anymore. Let's go!"
Silly Zhu finally caught up to Yi Zhonghai.
"First master, first master!" Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and held his breath, not daring to shout.
He was afraid that once he was discouraged, he would lose his temper.
Yang Qingshan was talking to a few workers outside the canteen. When he saw Silly Zhu running over, he felt a sour smell.
"Why is it so smelly?" Someone covered his nose and frowned.
There weren't many people on the road. Someone saw Shazhu running." It seems like Master He pooped his pants!”
The few of them laughed.
Qingshan, Master He's retribution came too fast!”
Yang Qingshan smiled.
"Silly Zhu, what's wrong?" Outside the canteen, there were already machines in the workshop, and the roar of the machines could be heard everywhere.
Yi Zhonghai didn't know that Shazhu was running behind him. Yi Zhonghai only heard the shout when Silly Zhu ran behind him.
"First Uncle, my stomach hurts!" Silly Zhu's face was red as he said," I'm going to the toilet first. Could I trouble you to bring me some toilet paper?!"”After saying that, Silly Zhu continued to run towards the toilet while clutching his stomach.
Yi Zhonghai looked at Shazhu's back and frowned." This child must be eating raw vegetables in the kitchen! I've told him many times that he wouldn't listen. Let's see if he can remember this time!”
Besides, when Silly Pillar entered the toilet, she immediately started to poop and tried her best to poop.
Not long after, Yi Zhonghai also grabbed a few pieces of waste paper from the office and put them in his pocket as he went to the toilet.
The workers who were talking to Yang Qingshan left one after another. Yang Qingshan sat under a tree and pretended to rest.
Yang Qingshan concentrated his attention and activated the Beast Taming Technique. He sensed that there were many flies flying around Shazhu.
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai came in." Are you done? Are your pants dirty too? Do you want me to find you a pair of pants to change into?”
Looking at Yi Zhonghai, who came in to deliver the paper, Silly Zhu was about to cry." Master Yi, you're really my biological master! The ancients sent goose feathers from thousands of miles away. The gift was light but the affection was heavy.
First Master, you're sending toilet paper from the factory at this time. The gift is more important than the friendship!”
"You definitely didn't poop hard enough. You still have the time to talk nonsense here!”Yi Zhonghai said as he walked closer to Silly Zhu.
The toilets in the past were not like the current one, which had a single cubicle and a squatting pit.
At that time, the feces had to be kept as fertilizer. They had to dig a big pond to store it. Every once in a while, someone would pull a cart and clean the big pool. Collecting feces was also a contribution to the country's construction.
The toilet in the rolling mill was a row of squatting pits with a large pool behind it.
The men's washroom was slightly better, but if it rained in the women's washroom, there were often accidents where employees slipped into the feces pool.
Sensing that Yi Zhonghai was approaching Silly Pillar, Yang Qingshan focused his mind and activated the Slipping Talisman.
Two cries of surprise came from the men's washroom, and then Silly Zhu shouted,""First Uncle! It was over! It slipped into the pool!"
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