"First Uncle, what should we do? It's too slippery, I can't climb up!" Silly Zhu said.
"Sigh!" Yi Zhonghai sighed." What can we do? At this time, everyone had already entered the workshop and was ready to go to work.
It'll depend on our luck."
Yang Qingshan stood up, patted the dirt off his butt, and walked towards the workshop.
"Grandpa Yi, why do you think we're so unlucky?”Silly Zhu raised his head to look at the square sky above him.
In the past, they said that frogs in wells looked at the sky like me!
However, the frogs in the well don't have to smell this sour smell like me.
Why was the smell so strong?
Motherf * cker! I'm choking on my tears!
Yi Zhonghai leaned against the wall and closed his eyes.
In the past, Yi Zhonghai would go to the workshop at this time.
If anyone had questions, he would stop and explain.
If there was no problem, he would find a corner of the warehouse and take a nap.
At this moment, she started to doze off.
Although there was a pungent smell, after smelling it for a long time, it didn't feel that bad anymore.
Who knew when someone would come?
Yi Zhonghai leaned against the wall of the manure pit and slowly dozed off.
Silly Zhu's stomach had been wet once again. Anyway, he was already in the manure pit.
Silly Zhu couldn't care less about that.
He just stood there and let nature take its course. Anyway, he didn't care about his body anymore. Whether he was standing or squatting, no one saw him and no one cared.
Moreover, even if Silly Pillar wanted to squat, he had to be able to do so.
The yellow and white matter in the manure pit had already reached Silly Pillar's chest.
If Silly Pillar squatted down, it would immediately be above his head.
Listening to the roar of the machine and the chirping of the cicadas on the tree, Silly Zhu leaned against the wall and slowly closed his eyes.
"The moon on the fifteenth day has risen into the sky!
Why are there no clouds around?
I'm waiting for a beautiful girl
Why haven't you come yet…"
Xu Damao came to the toilet and hummed softly while he struggled to get rid of the feces.
It was better to settle the stock in her stomach in the factory.
After returning to the courtyard house, he had to run a long way to the toilet.
He couldn't solve it in the house. Xu Damao wrinkled his nose. That smell, Lou Xiao'e would probably kick him out immediately!
I heard that this afternoon, Silly Zhu, that silly fellow, pooped his pants in the canteen!
It was said that as Silly Zhu walked, he fell out. The entire cafeteria was scared away by him.
"Hehe! I'm trying to make you capable!" Xu Damao laughed as he thought about it.
"Silly Zhu, that silly fool. His eyes have always been fixed on Jia Dongxu's wife, Qin Huairu. If this silly fellow had some brains, wouldn't he be able to pick any girl in this factory?
It was over!
Just the matter of Silly Zhu pulling down his pants in public would become a mark of Silly Zhu's life.
If he still wanted to find a wife from the factory, it would be difficult!”
Xu Damao felt comfortable.
He and Silly Pillar were mortal enemies.
He wished that Silly Pillar would be unlucky.
"So comfortable!"
Xu Damao squatted down.
It was extremely smooth.
Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were stuck to the pit and were still in a daze. At this moment, they heard a crackling sound!”With a loud sound, Xu Damao's grains fell on the heads of the father and son in turn.
This time, Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai woke up.
"Hey! Hey!"
Silly Zhu raised his head, water was pouring down from above, drenching Silly Zhu's head.
Xu Damao felt as if there was movement in the pit below him.
No matter how urgent it is,
It's not as urgent as your Lord Damao!
After he was done, Xu Damao turned his head and glanced at the pit.
"Mother!"
Xu Damao was so frightened that he almost sat in it!
Since when were there two living humans in the pit?
Motherf * cker!
Didn't these two people see through your Grandpa Da Mao's capital?
Xu Damao quickly cleaned up and pulled up his pants.
"Motherf * cker! Didn't you hear me? And he kept pulling!"
Silly Zhu still chose not to wipe it with his hands.
The difference in taste between the fresh ones and the ones that had been stored for a few months was too great.
If he had to choose between the two, he could only accept the new one.
After all, the stench wasn't that bad!
The head of the silly column was already full of yellowish-green, and more than half of his face was covered. Xu Damao only recognized it when Silly Zhu spoke.
"Hey! Silly Zhu? What are you doing in there? Is it cool in the pool?" Xu Damao asked with a smile.
"Cool your grandmother's legs! Hurry up and find something to pull us up!”Seeing Xu Damao's schadenfreude, Silly Zhu became even angrier!
Motherf * cker, pull me along! If it was in the past, I would have kicked you away before you could take off your pants!
A phoenix in distress was worse than a chicken!
Today, she had fallen into Xu Damao's hands. Unlucky people opened the door for unlucky people--
"Who's the other one?" Xu Damao tilted his head and looked at Yi Zhonghai. Yi Zhonghai was a little better than Shazhu. However, the top of his head was not clean either.
"Oh! It's a grandpa!" Xu Damao looked at it for a long time and recognized it. Yi Zhonghai smiled awkwardly.
"Don't f * cking watch the show! Hurry up and pull us up!" Silly Zhu was so anxious that he wanted to stomp his feet.
" Hahaha…" Xu Damao continued to laugh. He was almost out of breath.
Damn it, you were always the one bullying me in the past. Now that I've finally caught you, I'm going to laugh at you!
"Wait here, I'll go get someone!" Xu Damao said and ran out.
" Hey!" Yi Zhonghai had just shouted when Xu Damao ran out.
"We're finished!" Yi Zhonghai muttered,"I should have told Xu Damao to go to the cafeteria to get someone."
This time, our father and son are famous in the entire factory!”
Xu Damao ran out of the toilet, laughing as he ran.
The canteen was closest to the toilet, but Xu Damao ran to the workshop.
How many people were there in the canteen? They were all Silly Zhu's subordinates, so they would definitely protect Silly Zhu.
Motherf * cker! I've finally caught hold of this silly fool's weakness. If I don't make you famous, even the heavens won't tolerate it!
"You guys! A few people!" Shazhu entered a workshop and was out of breath from running." Master Yi and Master He from the canteen fell into a manure pit! Come over and give me a hand!"
Many people put down their work and followed Xu Damao to the toilet.
The people from the other workshops also came out when they saw the workers from the first workshop running towards the toilet.
"What happened?"
"Two people fell into the toilet pit!”
"Another female employee?"
"No, it's Master Yi and Master He from the canteen!”
More and more people rushed to the toilet.
By the time Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai came out of the manure pit, the toilet was already surrounded.
It was Xu Damao who was holding a big spoon that scooped feces and shouted in front of him,"Get out of the way, get out of the way, or you'll rub it on your body!”
Only then did the onlookers reluctantly make way for him.
Silly Zhu accepted everyone's gaze and muttered in his heart," Xu Damao! I actually called so many people to see me embarrass myself!
Yi Zhonghai followed behind Silly Zhu with a dark face. Today's unfortunate events had all come together. He had been unlucky since the morning. Yang Qingshan, this bastard, was the cause of the disaster!
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