Vol V Chapter 40
Listening to the screams in the backyard, Yang Qingshan slowly closed his eyes.
Yang Qingshan felt warm and motivated when He Xingfu's face appeared in his mind.
Yang Qingshan turned around. It seemed that he had to discuss with Aunt Xue and marry He Xingfu as soon as possible.
For a good girl like Xingfu, she definitely needed to buy a few sets of clothes.
Three turns and one echo, it was necessary.
However, all of these required tickets. He had to think of a way as soon as possible.
When the time came, he would buy more melon seeds and more sweets.
Prepare some rock sugar too!
He had to let Aunt Xue choose a few blankets with happiness.
Not to mention the bed, at least the blanket should be new, right?
He also had to buy some red paper and cut out a few big red characters to paste on the windows and doors.
He also had to buy spittoons and washbasins…
Happiness was in the countryside, too far away.
When you get married, you can leave from Auntie Xue's house.
When the time came, he would borrow a few bicycles and call Ma Hua, Xiao Shan, and Liu Lan.
They also had to find a witness.
She had to thank Aunt Xue properly. If it weren't for Aunt Xue, she wouldn't have known Happiness.
Usually, I don't have time to go to work, so I have to let Happiness go home from time to time to see her family.
If there was enough food at home, she would ask Xingfu to bring more food to her family.
Yang Qingshan fell asleep with a smile on his face.
The next morning, Yang Qingshan stretched his body.
It was a little tiring to spend the night with happiness…
Yang Qingshan clicked the sign in button.
Ding dong…
Congratulations to the host for completing the Prank System sign-in.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Level 8 Fitter Card.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a nest of termites.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a prank talisman and a conversion talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Prank Talisman, Misfortune Talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Prank Talisman Paper, the Seal of Loathing Victory on the Rooftop
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Prank Talisman, a diarrhea talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining Prank Talisman Paper, Tumour Talisman
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a prank talisman paper, a hemorrhoid talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining two catties of melon seeds.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining five catties of rice.
Congratulations to the Host for obtaining 50 Great Unity Cards.
A series of system rewards sounded in his mind, making Yang Qingshan feel overjoyed.
If you want to sleep, give me a pillow! Last night, he wanted to marry her as soon as possible.
Today, the system sent Great Unity! These were enough to buy three turns and one ring.
Rice, the next time happiness comes, I can give her some.
Melon seeds could be used to entertain guests at a wedding.
Yang Qingshan sneered as he played with the talisman paper. This time, the system gave me enough pranking talismans, so I have more ways to deal with beasts.
Beasts, don't provoke me! If you provoke me, I'll make you beg for death!
Level 8 Fitter Card! If Yi Zhonghai passed the Level 8 Fitter Assessment, who knew how his expression would turn.
Yi Zhonghai looked as ugly as if he had eaten sh * t after getting into the sixth-grade locksmith.
If he were to take the grade eight fitter exam, the entire city would be in a commotion. I'll keep this card for now!
Termites lived on wood and were good at demolishing houses.
With this group of termites.
Yang Qingshan sneered.
Offend me! I'll make you homeless!
Yang Qingshan used his mind and entered the small world.
He went to the room next to the spiritual spring, the storage space, to take a look.
On the shelf, other than the items that the system had given him, there was a bag of rice and a bag of melon seeds.
There was a sealed glass bottle with many ants inside.
Grade 8 Fitter Card, Conversion Talisman, Misfortune Talisman, Rooftop Detestation Technique, Diarrhoea Talisman, Tumour Talisman, HemororidesTalisman. They were neatly placed on the shelves.
Yang Qingshan came out of the system with some rice and some spiritual spring water.
After boiling the rice with the spring water, Yang Qingshan went to wash up.
After a while, the house was filled with the strong fragrance of rice.
The fragrance of rice gradually overflowed the house and filled the courtyard.
The Jia family members were all woken up by the fragrance of the rice.
"Motherf * cker! Who made this porridge so fragrant early in the morning?”Jia Dongxu opened his eyes in a daze.
Why did Jia Dongxu only open his eyes a little?
There were too many mosquitoes in the room last night. He bit Jia Dongxu from head to toe.
No matter how Jia Dongxu shouted and slapped, there was an endless stream of mosquitoes attacking him.
Later, Jia Dongxu was too sleepy. He didn't care if it was hot or not, so he pulled a blanket over himself and went to sleep.
If his body was blocked, his face would have to be exposed to catch his breath.
After a night of hard work, Jia Dongxu's face was twice as big as usual.
The monkey-faced Jia Dongxu had become a fat Jia Dongxu.
"It doesn't matter who cooks! They're definitely going against us!" Jia Zhang-shi smelled the fragrance of the rice and her stomach kept growling. "You know that our family can't eat anymore, but you still made such delicious food!”
"Motherf * cker! It must be that bastard Yang Qingshan!" The more Jia Dongxu smelled the fragrance of the rice, the more annoyed he became." Mother, hurry up and make me some corn paste." I'll go to work after eating!"
The deaf old lady was tormented by ants and did not sleep well the entire night.
When it was almost dawn, Silly Zhu finally cleaned up the ants.
At this moment, Shazhu was sitting on the chair and dozing off.
The deaf old lady was also about to fall asleep.
Smelling the fragrance of the rice, the Deaf Old Lady suddenly couldn't fall asleep." It must be that bastard from the Yang Family cooking again!"
This dog! I told him to serve me, but he's full of excuses!
He didn't even send me a meal!
It was really something that no one taught!”
The Deaf Old Lady scolded and Silly Zhu woke up.
After catching ants for the deaf old lady for the entire night, Silly Zhu was tired and sleepy.
Now that his stomach was growling, Silly Zhu was getting frustrated.
"Zhu Zi, don't just stand there!" "The planks on my legs were all undone last night," the Deaf Old Lady shouted. He had to carry me to the hospital and get the doctor to fix it again.”
Silly Zhu slowly stood up…
Second Uncle Liu Haizhong entered the room from outside and threw the cup on the table.
"Why are you hitting me so early in the morning?
It was as if he was eating gunpowder. No one had provoked him!”Second Aunt was unhappy when she heard Second Uncle smash things.
Second Uncle's tooth cup was given out by the factory to select advanced employees for five years. It was made of porcelain.
After using it every day, a lot of the porcelain at the bottom of the cup had fallen off. If she dropped it a few more times, it would probably leak.
"Yang Qingshan!" The Second Uncle sat on the chair with his bangs puffed up." I've never tasted such delicious rice twice in a row.
This kid really did not know how to appreciate favors! If there was something good, why didn't he use it to show his respect to Second Uncle?”
After dinner, Yang Qingshan locked the door.
Jia Dongxu came out of the house and happened to meet Xu Damao.
" Hahaha..." Xu Damao suddenly laughed when he saw Jia Dongxu's expression." Jia Dongxu, you've done too many wicked things and have been punished by the heavens, right?
Why did he look like Zhu Bajie?
Hahaha…"
Shazhu carried the Deaf Old Lady from the backyard and grinned when he saw Jia Dongxu.
Seeing that Shazhu was carrying the Deaf Old Lady over, Xu Damao smiled at Shazhu. "Hahaha…Silly Zhu, what did you do with the old lady last night? Why do you all have panda eyes?"
The Deaf Old Lady saw Yang Qingshan standing beside her and started cursing at the top of her voice,"I don't know which wicked brat cooked so early in the morning that the stench filled the courtyard.
Why are you showing off so early in the morning? If you really have money and food, share it with everyone and let everyone remember your good deeds!
Showing off…"
Yang Qingshan laughed coldly," Old thing, your legs are broken, but you can't even control your mouth?”
It seemed that the Deaf Old Lady did not learn her lesson even though she had only broken one leg.
Yang Qingshan looked at Shazhu's left foot and concentrated his thoughts--
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