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In the middle court.

The deaf old lady sat paralyzed on the ground, less than three meters away from the Jia family's door.

Jia Zhangshi took a few steps back and returned to her door, covering her nose and cursing.

"You damn old woman, if I wanted to pull you, I would pull you at my own house without anyone to stop me. How can I pull at someone else's door like you? Disgusting, I'm about to throw up.”

Jia Zhang-shi covered her throat and was about to throw up, but she suddenly inhaled a mouthful of stench. Her old face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

The deaf old lady sat on the ground, her clothes gradually getting wet. She had a strange expression on her face, as if she was angry and embarrassed.

"Unfilial ah, unfilial ~, I will be struck by lightning…" She stared at Jia Zhangshi and kept muttering.

The other residents in the courtyard heard the commotion and went out to check.

"Old Madam, what's wrong?"

"Why are you sitting on the ground?"

"Let me help you."

A few aunties surrounded him.

But in the next moment.

"Suck, suck, suck ~"

The aunties sniffed and stopped in their tracks.

"What's that smell?"

"So smelly."

"Not good." A middle-aged woman covered her nose and pointed at the deaf old lady."The old lady shat her pants."

"Eh eh eh ~"

In an instant, everyone present took a few steps back and covered their noses with disgust.

When the Deaf Granny saw this scene, her face turned green and white. She was extremely furious.

She raised her walking stick and pointed at the crowd." Unfilial, unfilial. Your conscience has been eaten by dogs.”

As he spoke, his walking stick smashed down heavily, causing the ground to produce a loud banging sound, showing the anger in his heart.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

But at this moment.

Gulp.

The Deaf Granny's face twitched and her legs trembled.

" Quick, help me up. I want to go to the toilet, I want to go to the toilet…" She shouted anxiously, as if she had gone crazy.

Seeing this, Jia Zhang-shi's face changed and she cursed,""You damn old woman, are you going to poop again? If she wanted to pull her away, quickly, someone come and help her away.”

Jia Zhang-shi's voice was very loud, but everyone present looked at each other, and no one made a move.

At this moment, the Deaf Old Lady's forehead was sweating, and her face was wrinkled. She could not hold it in any longer.

She shouted," Help me to the toilet. I'll give you money. Give me two yuan. No, give me five yuan. Quick, help me up."”

As soon as he said this, the crowd instantly became restless.

With today's prices, two yuan was enough to buy an old hen, and five yuan might be enough to buy three.

Someone was tempted by the reward.

"I, Old Madam, I'll help you.”

Unexpectedly, Jia Zhangshi was the first to raise her hand.

She took a step forward, covered her nose with one hand, and pulled the deaf old lady up with the other.

With money to earn, she felt that the smell on her nose was a little better.

The Deaf Old Lady's face was sullen, and her heart was bleeding.

"Quick, help me to the toilet." she urged.

"Alright." Jia Zhang-shi didn't waste her breath." Old Lady, you have a good trip. Hold on tight."”

The two of them walked out of the courtyard and towards the toilet at the end of the alley.

The journey was smooth. The two of them were still one step away from the toilet. The Deaf Granny's brows relaxed.

But at this moment.

" Aiya! Oh my god!"

Jia Zhang-shi stepped on a pebble, and her body slipped and fell backward.

The deaf old lady who was supported by her also staggered and sat on Jia Zhangshi's lap.

Jia Zhang-shi heaved a sigh of relief. If this old woman fell, she would have an excuse not to pay.

"Aiya! Old Lady, come here quickly. You're pressing on me.”She pushed the deaf old lady's back and urged her.

The Deaf Old Lady turned her head shakily. Her eyes widened and her lips trembled."It's…It's too late."

"What?"

Jia Zhang-shi was stunned. What was too late?

In the next moment.

"Puff! Puff!"

The sound was like a machine gun.

The stench made Jia Zhang-shi roll her eyes.

Feeling the wetness spreading from his legs, his sharp curses resounded through the clouds.

" Old bastard, you're f * cking pulling on my leg…"

……

An hour later.

Jia Zhang-shi returned home with an unlucky face.

At this moment, she had changed into a new set of clothes, and the stench at the door had dissipated.

However, he could not avoid the psychological damage.

Thinking of that scene, she felt nauseous and felt that she might not be able to sleep at night.

However, what made her even angrier was…

"Old bastard, we agreed on five yuan, so I'll give you two yuan.”Jia Zhangshi cursed.

The deaf old lady deducted three yuan for causing her to fall.

In fact, if it wasn't for the Jia Zhang-shi causing a huge ruckus, the Deaf Old Lady wouldn't have wanted to give a single cent.

"Humph! Damn old hag, I curse you to die in bed and not be able to spend a single cent.”

A vicious curse rang out, and Jia Zhang-shi felt relieved.

Then, she went into the room, took out a metal can from under the bed, and put the two yuan she had just received into it.

At the end, before she put the metal can back under the bed, she couldn't help but shake it.

"Ding ding dang dang ~" The sound of metal colliding rang out.

When the voice entered her ears, Jia Zhang-shi felt that the voice was so beautiful and pleasing to the ear…every sound was filled with the taste of money.

This was her future insurance.

However, she couldn't see what was behind her.

The stick looked at her in a daze. To be precise, it was the iron can. Its eyes were suffused with a strange luster.

For some reason, when he heard the money-filled voice, his brain buzzed as if a switch had been activated.

His mouth was dry, his hands were itchy, and his heart was even more itchy…

An hour later, Jia Zhangshi went to the toilet and left the house.

The moment she stepped out, the stick stood up with a whoosh.

He looked into the room and under the bed, his eyes eager to move.

The sleeping beast in his body had awakened.

……

At the entrance of the courtyard house.

Li Shengguo pushed his bicycle past the door.

There were many bags hanging on the front of his car. These were the specialties he bought in Wangfujing.

"Wave in the waves ~"

He hummed a tune and walked towards the backyard.

At this moment, a figure that passed by caught his attention.

The stick was red with embarrassment and held something tightly in his hand.

He didn't even spare Li Shengguo a glance and ran out of the courtyard.

"Sigh! What's that?"

Li Shengguo was surprised. Was the stick holding money?

There seemed to be quite a few.

"Damn it, where did he get so much money?”

The corners of Li Shengguo's mouth curled up slightly. He had a premonition that a good show was about to begin.

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