Great Zhou, Northern and Southern Dynasties, 19th year of Yuanyan. The capital was Da Yuan, Bei Gong City.
I put on the Red Refined Iron Armor, which had been tempered for ten years and was made of first-grade black iron inlaid with golden feather thread. My black hair stood up high, and I put on a white jade hairpin. I used a red eyebrow pencil to trace the end of my eyebrows. I held the light water sword in my hand and walked step by step towards the Imperial Palace in the North City.
I walked into the main hall barefooted, surrounded by dead bodies lying on the ground, some even piled up into a small mountain. The entire air was filled with a thick smell of blood, and the blood kept flowing from the wall to my feet.
My final enemy is sitting on the dragon throne in the middle. That young woman, the empress dowager of the current dynasty in the northern part of the Great Zhou Dynasty, is extremely charming and enchanting. She has the exact same face and body as me. She is like another me in the world.
A me that was evil enough and desperate enough.
If I were a man from another place, I would probably be mesmerized by her beauty at this moment.
"Unfortunately, I'm not a man. I'm just a woman who shouldn't have been born in the world. I don't come from anywhere else. I come from the dragon vein of the Great Zhou Dynasty. I'm a descendant of the Ji surname. I'm Ji Shenyang.
I took the lead to attack, and when we exchanged moves, the sword light was chaotic. In front of me, there was a sharp and vicious aura pressing towards me. Her spear was enough to block everything in the world, but my sword spirit was also unable to do so.
My Qi began to surge, and all my Psyche Power gathered at my wrist and slowly flowed into the sword.
The concentration of my Psyche Power caused the flow of air to gradually increase. It was very likely that I would die at this moment.
In fact, half a year ago, I was still spouting nonsense in the casino in the Southern City of Da Yuan City. I planned to write my next conversation with someone as the beginning of a drawing book.
Everyone who heard me think I was just blowing my own trumpet, but in fact, 99% of what I said was true.
The origin of the conversation came from the storyteller in the teahouse beside the casino talking about the f * cking situation of the Great Zhou Dynasty that could not be any more decadent. The storyteller sighed and said," I'm afraid the Great Zhou Dynasty is about to perish!”
The cloth-clothed uncle at the side was impatient." I'm here to listen to storytellers after resting. Why are you talking about court politics again?!"”
" Yes, yes." The other customer also turned his head and said," What's there to talk about in court?! Even a carefree person like me knows that our Great Zhou's dragon vein has declined in the past few years. Look at our emperor. What the hell is he?”
Auntie, who was sitting at the table, raised her voice and said," Don't mention her! The mention of her makes me angry. The previous generations of Ji were all generations of female heroes, but when it comes to her, she has to be scolded by the people of the country!”
Her best friend, who was standing at the side, touched her arm." Don't be like this. After all, the Emperor is only twenty-five years old. He's still a young lady!”
"What's wrong with 25? Which generation of the Ji Family did not conquer the world before the age of twenty? What right does she have to avoid suspicion?"
The uncle in plain clothes laughed." They're all surnamed Ji, so they have to be from one branch, right? In the previous dynasty, the harem was in chaos, and the direct line of descent was withered. If it weren't for Old Mrs. Zheng, who knew where she would still be peeing and cheating!”
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone's eyes gathered on the big and small in the southeast corner of the teahouse. At the end of everyone's eyes was me, who was wearing a peach red fur coat. I was hiding in the corner with a happy expression and trying to scam the children of the teahouse for pocket money.
"What is this?" I extended my five fingers.
The child looked at me like I was a fool.
I laughed out loud." Little brother, you don't know, right? This is the Five Fingers Mountain! Have you read Journey to the West? If not, let me tell you about it! You can give your sister some money first. Those stupid customers over there are asking for debt!”
Then, the child pushed me and I fell on the wooden floor of the teahouse. I rubbed my butt and quickly blew on the few copper coins that the child accidentally dropped before holding them in my arms.
" Isn't this the emperor?" The sister-in-law's best friend trembled as she pointed at me, who was still rubbing her butt on the ground.
The people around him were not surprised. They continued drinking tea and listening to the storytellers.
"What are you surprised about? I'm already used to it." Everyone looked away from me expressionlessly.
They were indeed used to it. After all, although the entire Autumn Street beside the imperial palace in the south of Da Yuan City was the emperor's property, which was also my property, in order to support me and the people in my palace who were still working for the Ji family, Old Lady Zheng had already sold the property before bringing me back to Da Yuan City. All these years, I've only come to play and show off. After all, I'm still the emperor with the surname Ji. No one would dare to hit me for the sake of collecting debts. I've grown up for so many years, and most people in South City know me and my habits. It seems that this auntie is a newcomer. She only knows Gu Rong, but not Gu Le.
"Useless." The uncle looked at me and shook his head. Then, he told the storyteller to change the topic.
The storyteller was quite tactful. Fortunately, my appearance did not make the conversation more intense. He had worked hard to set up a stall in the teahouse for a day to earn money!
He stroked his gray beard that was neither black nor white." Everyone, since we're not talking about state affairs, why don't we talk about romance?”
As soon as I heard him change the topic that interested me, my butt immediately stopped hurting. I skipped to the storyteller and nodded vigorously." Okay, okay!”
"Emperor, what do you think?" The storyteller looked at me strangely when he saw that I was suddenly so enthusiastic.
"I do have a very good idea!”I slapped the table, celebrating that he had hit the nail on the head.
"How about this, I'll tell everyone a romantic story about me. If you think it's suitable, give me a penny each and give the rest to Sir, okay?”I squinted at the manservant who came to catch me at the entrance of the casino. I thought to myself that I would definitely be able to collect enough money today. At that time, you guys would have to kneel down and call me 'Long live' again. Hahahahaha…
The storyteller gently tapped my head with his folding fan." Your Majesty, your Moon Breeze isn't called 'Hahaha' right?”
" Hahaha!" This time, the entire table burst into laughter.
I tidied my pink cloak, cleared my throat, and began to chat.
"I know a little boy. It's not true that he's a little boy, because he was ten years older than me when I really knew him.
It's not nice for me to call him Big Boy, so I'll just call him Little Boy.
Although this little boy is much older than me, when I chose him to enter the palace to be a noble consort, many people around me in the palace said that there were so many young and good-looking boys around the Emperor, but why didn't they choose more?
However, he still became my consort. Age doesn't seem to be a problem for me.”
Someone put down his legs and sat up straight. The storyteller continued to stroke his beard. I looked at him and he gave me an encouraging look, asking me to continue.
"If you want to say how good-looking he is, that's not the case. However, every time I look at his expression, I can't help but feel a little shy. I think he still has some temperament.
As a rather special existence in my palace, let me tell you about his merits. He had a rather high voice, but that wasn't a good thing. Well, his singing is just so-so. It's not bad, but he's not a professional geisha. His singing is better."
There were a few impatient noises from the crowd. I knew that I was dragging my words out, so I quickly continued to think.
"Oh, I thought of one. Although he broke his bones while practicing martial arts, it's impossible for him to know if he can dance or not. But when he walks, I think he looks better than dancing. This probably has something to do with his body training when he was young. Yes. What I like more is that he's not pretentious at all, but he has a pure and charming air to him. The way he walks when he learns the female characters in the drama is not bad, and his accent is also not bad. After all, he has been singing and talking for a living since he was young. I've never mentioned this to anyone. I like to listen to him talk, and I really haven't told anyone about this. So, what you guys heard today is really, really exclusive."
The teahouse became quiet. I found that the big man who was staring at me for the debt was also leaning against the door frame. It seemed that I was not bad and he planned to catch me after listening to me. The customers at the full table started to look at me with disdain. Then, they slowly put down the teacup and melon seeds in their hands. I smiled slightly and continued to speak.
"However, this is all on the surface. There are so many commoners in the world, and 99% of them will take a fancy to him. But…"
I rubbed my fists and was in high spirits. Just as I was about to say something else, my sharp eyes noticed that the boss of the casino was leading the way. Behind him were Nian Gu and Yan Gonggong who had come out of the palace to look for me.
I quickly hid under the table. I hadn't played enough today and didn't want to go back at all, but I knew that the worst part was this dress. I originally wore it to play with the breeze, but why did I always f * cking fool myself when I wanted to show off?
"Emperor, if you don't leave now, the palace gates will be closed!”Nian Gu shouted at me from the door. If I wasn't the emperor, she would probably come over and pull my ears. It was still Eunuch Yan who gently came over to help me.
I came out, smoothed my hair, straightened my back, and said in a clear voice," Nianqing, I am enjoying myself with the people. Why do you have to take me back so quickly?”
"If you don't go back now, I won't give you any food." Eunuch Yan gently smiled at me as he said these words that made me even more afraid.
Alright then. I followed behind the two of them dejectedly. The big man who had come to collect the debt at the door probably felt that I was not as good as him. He immediately laughed when he saw my unlucky appearance. This isn't the first time, what are you laughing at! I glared at him.
"But? But what? Say it before you leave!" Sure enough, the most irresistible thing is still the desire to learn. The customers of the teahouse all stopped me from leaving. They wanted me to finish speaking before I left, but Nian Gu raised her hand and shattered a vase. I watched as the teahouse owner's face turned from a smile to a distorted one, and no one dared to make a sound.
"What Moon Breeze? She kicked her and went home by herself.”Nian Gu sighed, expressing her strong desire to spoil the ending and reveal the truth.
When I left, I tried to condense what I wanted to say into one sentence. I turned around and shouted it out loud. I didn't know if the listeners could hear me.
"He's a different person inside.”
After I shouted, I took it as having my fun. I reached out and returned the copper coins hidden in my cloak to the child who was still waiting for the adults at the door.
"Emperor, be good." He took the copper coin and smiled at me wickedly, saying what I wanted to say to him. He was probably the only one here who knew that Ji Shenyang did not want to be so obedient.
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