Feng Tianjiao's throwing knives were almost finished. She was very satisfied and caused a few wounds of different depths on my body. I could only barely use the hard bag to block them. It was not particularly effective.
He had to counterattack.
"Just this?" I deliberately provoked her, and as expected, she approached me again. I noticed that she slipped a few small steel beads from her sleeve into her hand, presumably poison.
"You will die quickly even with this. Let me send you on your way now.”There was an extremely dark glint in her eyes. The steel beads in her hand were thrown at me as she spoke. I immediately took off my coat and wrapped them up. Most of them were still wrapped in my clothes, and a few fell to the ground.
She still had to take things out. "I'm really impressed. Are you a small shop?”I rolled my eyes at her and continued to provoke her verbally until she was angered again and stood up.
"What are these? Mai Lisu?" When the audience heard that I was still joking and complaining at such a critical moment, they started to laugh out loud. Even the peanuts and melon seeds in their hands didn't smell good anymore. The peddler at the side quickly placed a few more packets of Mai Li Su.
It was to keep up with current events.
The thing Feng Tianjiao couldn't stand the most was being laughed at in public. I think this was probably related to the "crushing" education she received when she was young. And I was a proper free-range pet. This trick didn't work on me at all, but it worked on her.
She walked forward and wanted to strangle my neck again. I was very curious if my neck looked very thin and easy to break or what? Why does she like to strangle me?
What a sin!
Of course, I was the one who did the worst. When she attacked my neck, I sprinkled the powder in the bag into her eyes.
She struggled and shouted. I guessed that Zhang Guifei must have been very curious about the bottle of pepper spray I had at that time. The formula she had studied was so right. This was the feeling of being thoroughly spicy.
I couldn't relax yet. I quickly kicked her chin while she was in a daze and kicked her to the ground.
" Ah-" She rubbed her eyes in pain. Her eyes were indeed pretty, but it was a pity to give them to her.
I quickly turned her around and placed my knee on the back of her neck. I pulled out the dagger from my pocket and wiped the remaining powder on the blade with my finger. At the last moment, the dagger was only one centimeter away from her throat.
And it wasn't over yet. Because I couldn't really kill her, I planned to use the time before sunset to carve the two words 'Pig and Dog' on the back of her neck to comfort the souls of the three good generals who had died tragically at the beginning of the game.
I proudly raised my knife, but I frowned awkwardly.
Damn it, he actually forgot how to write traditional Chinese characters at the critical moment!
"I'll make do with it!" I reluctantly drew a pig head and a dog head on the back of her neck.
"Chili powder? You actually use this thing?" Feng Tianjiao shouted angrily. She looked like she would kill him immediately if she could see where he was. Unfortunately, she couldn't do that now.
"There's also mustard powder. You didn't expect it, did you? Also, haven't you hidden your hidden weapons wave after wave? Why couldn't others do something bad?”I continued to carve. After spending the pig head and dog head, I also carved a bone next to the dog head.
At this moment, a voice came from behind me." Your Majesty, don't!”
Feng Tianjiao went over in pain. The voice was very familiar, so it was definitely not her voice transmission.
I turned around to look at the southern passage. Nian Gu, who had been slowly waking up just now, stood up and raised her hand to stop me. On both sides were Tong E and Song E holding her.
"Aunt, don't worry, I know what to do." I carefully observed the scar on Nian Gu's face and imitated it on Feng Tianjiao's face. When I saw what I was doing, the handsome man who had come up to sing earlier-ah, no, it was Feng Tianjiao's gigolo-covered his mouth with both hands in disbelief.
Your man is as pretentious as you. I laughed at her in my heart. Today, I was really more arrogant than before. It seemed that people would really be forced out.
"Alright." I raised my hand and wiped the blood off the dagger with my clothes before carefully putting it back into my pocket. The duel ended.
Several hundred palace servants of the Northern Dynasty opened the palace gates in a panic and carried out stretchers and wooden planks. There was even a eunuch who climbed to the bottom of the eighth floor to pick up the Sturgeon Ice Ruler that I had just spat on.
How thrifty. I sighed in my heart. I accidentally put my finger into my mouth and tasted a mouthful of Noble Consort Zhang's powder.
"Ugh!" I jumped up from the spiciness. As expected of a noble consort. The ingredients used were too fierce.
I looked up at him. He was still looking at me with a bright smile. After a long time, he gave me a very obvious look, meaning that I should go back and ask Song'e for the water in her hand.
"Everyone bet on me losing before. I thought about it for a moment. Now that I knocked out Feng Tianjiao, it doesn't count as a loss.
Many people thought so too. I saw that a lot of the money on the stage had been taken back by the audience. The surrounding servants couldn't control it even if they wanted to. I saw a lot of people taking the initiative to send the money in their hands to the Southern court. A few casino owners had their hair standing on end and their faces were full of worry. After all, none of them had expected the outcome to be like this.
The only one who rushed out from among them was the boss of Dayuan Casino, who was originally just here to watch me have fun. After all, he usually cleaned up my mess a lot. Now that he saw the fun, the money piled up in front of him made him crazy.
According to estimates, this money would probably go to the Dayuan Casino under the Southern Dynasty. This way, the lives of the people in the Southern Dynasty would be better.
I slowly walked to the empty passage on the opposite side. I raised my hands and used the last of my strength to pull down the Northern Dynasty flag embroidered with young butterflies and lotus flowers on the opposite wall. I casually threw it to the side. After a few seconds, I still felt that it was not grand enough, so I hung it back up again and pulled out a dagger to cut it.
When the bystanders saw this, they were all shocked. My dagger was filled with killing intent, full marks for rebellion.
I really want to sit down for a while now. It would be even better if I could lie down for a while. After playing for an entire day, this is really not a human life.
In fact, what's the difference between me and a trapped beast today? I lay in a corner of the field and started to let my mind wander. Behind me is another batch of money that will be transferred to Dayuan Casino by the big sledge.
I closed my eyes, but I felt someone slowly walking towards me. Then I opened my eyes again to recognize him.
An unfamiliar woman walked in front of me. Although she was unfamiliar, her height and three-dimensional appearance were very similar to mine.
I looked up and wondered if she was here to ask for my autograph. But I couldn't be bothered to ask. I really didn't have the strength to open my mouth.
The woman was dressed in the most traditional clothing of the Northern Dynasty. Her hair was tied up and her face was covered with a very distinctive veil. I think she's either getting married or preparing to get married soon.
She looked at the money around me, but she didn't say that she was reckless or greedy and immediately snatched some. Instead, she lowered her head to help me collect the money. I saw that her hands were about the same as mine.
I watched her squat down in front of me and suddenly felt that she looked like me.
"What is this move called?" I looked at the woman who had the same eyes as me and suddenly wanted to talk to her. I didn't know if her voice was the same as mine, so I casually asked her a question. The strange thing was that this question should have been asked by someone else.
She straightened her head and looked at me. I could see from her eyes that after she heard what I said, she began to smile.
She straightened her head and looked at me. I was bleeding all over and couldn't hold on any longer. I lay down on the ground again, but my eyes were still open.
"What?" She asked me softly, as if she didn't understand the logic in my words.
I was surprised. My God, she sounds just like me. Although everyone should know that there would be a big difference between a person hearing his voice and others hearing his voice.
"What was the name of the move I used just now? I don't even know myself. Do you know?”
"Yes." She lowered her head to help me collect the money and replied.
"You know about it?" I was surprised. I didn't even know. How did she know?
She didn't reply. After collecting all the money for me, she raised the money and looked at me. I said you can take it. Thank you for collecting the money for me.
She nodded at me. Seeing that she was about to leave, I quickly got up and called her again.
"So what is this move called?"
She turned to look at me. Seeing that I was still so persistent, she looked up at the sky and thought about it. Perhaps she was just making up a lie to lie to me. In fact, she didn't know.
"I swear I won't become a Buddha."
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On second thought, I slowly walked back to the competition venue. The judges all looked at me with their eyes wide open. They had no intention of letting me go.
One of my eyes was so swollen that I couldn't see the scoreboard in front of me. I could only rely on the other eye to identify the light from the candlelight. I felt like my remaining eye was about to go blind when I tried to see the mark on Nian Gu's face clearly.
Extinguish, extinguish, extinguish. One of the judges lit up his lamp, and then extinguish, light up.
The last person seemed to be in a difficult position at this moment. When Feng Yin heard the news and rushed over to carry Feng Tianjiao onto the stretcher, he gave him a casual glance. I felt that he suddenly became easier to handle.
He still did not use the flint in his hand to ignite the starting line.
Therefore, in the end, I obtained two lamps. On the surface, I lost.
But did you know? Whocare？Since the money was already in their hands, the outcome was obvious to everyone present. Who would care what the home team thought?
For example, I don't care about anything. I just kept thinking about Zhang Xiaomang's laughter at the side of the stands.
I stood up, remembering that there were still things I should have seen but hadn't.
"Where's the head?" I don't know where the three severed heads are now, but I don't think I should be the one picking them up.
"Where's the head?" At first, I said coldly that no one dared to pay attention to me.
"Where's the head?" I shouted impatiently again, using up the last bit of strength I had stored in my body today.
The Northern Dynasty's palace servants looked at each other in dismay. Their master had left, and their empress had even been carried away. Therefore, no one could make a decision for them.
They saw that I was still holding the dagger stained with Feng Tianjiao's blood. They quickly scattered and found the three heads that had been chopped off and placed them in front of me. Tong E quickly wrapped the three heads in a white cloth and placed them in the big first aid box that she had brought with her.
I threw the broken sword on the stage. Today, I broke another one, but it was worth it.
What else can I do? What else can I do?
I placed the two headless corpses on the horse's head one by one, Nian Gu placed the other on her horse, and Tong 'E held the three heads in a big box. Song' E was afraid and didn't want to go too far away from Tong 'E, so she grabbed Tong' E's sleeve and walked behind us.
The southern passage door opened at this moment, and the tens of thousands of spectators began to disperse, each returning to their own homes. When I walked through the passage door, some children avoided my horse, and some people looked at me as if I was the god of plague.
The four of us were about to leave this place that was filled with the smell of blood. When the passage door was about to close, I turned around and looked at the way it was closed. I suddenly felt very tired and a strange sadness came from it. All the saber lights and sword shadows that I had just experienced flashed across my eyes. Finally, I thought of the nameless look that Noble Consort Zhang had given me on the stands.
Then, I maintained this position and fainted on the horse. I felt that my body was about to fall off the horse. I was glad that there were people I knew around me.
I was about to close my eyes when I saw a man dressed in white and green stepping down from a horse behind us.
I realized that after experiencing such a painful and desperate day, I was still thinking about such useless things.
I'm still so useless, because I still hope it's Zhang Xiaomang.
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