Summer had really come, and something in my heart seemed to be really warm.
Although my limbs have been very calm recently.
After the sword dance competition ended, the story of me carving a comic book of " pig head dog head " on the back of Feng Tianjiao's neck gradually became known. To be honest, I originally didn't want everyone to spread too much about this matter, or even demonize me. However, when it spread to the streets and alleys, it became a scandal of " the Southern Dynasty's Empress was possessed by an evil spirit in the martial arts arena ". This was probably the talent of gossip.
I felt a little uncomfortable, but also a little proud.
After all, in the past twenty-three years, my world has never been so lively.
For example, when I go out now, the people on the road won't act like they didn't see me. Instead, they will at least look at me up and down. If I took a detour to the Dayuan Casino, the shopkeeper would no longer ask for money from me. Instead, I would pay as much as I wanted. He would even look at me with starry eyes and ask when I would go out to compete next time.
"Don't." I quickly used both hands to keep him a thousand miles away. The boss of the paper money shop sitting at the gambling table next door came over to ask me what kind of incense I burned before the game, and which god possessed me on the field. How did I win so happily?
Was it satisfying? I turned my head to look at my arms and legs that were about to be broken. Even though I had been recuperating for a month, I still felt like my entire body was pieced together.
He was speechless.
What made me even more speechless was that after Nian Gu and the female prime minister had invited the 'divine doctor' from outside the palace to roughly check the size of the wounds on my body, they told me that I couldn't bathe for the next month.
"What?" I almost jumped up when I heard the diagnosis, but my body was covered in bandages and medicine, so I couldn't jump up at all. If I wanted to jump at this moment, I would probably be like a dancing mummy.
"It's summer, and you're not letting people bathe? Was there any humanity left? I am the emperor!"
"Your Majesty, don't be anxious." The 'divine doctor' slowly put away the toolbox." Summer is hot and dry, and wounds fester more easily. If they come into contact with water at this time, it's very likely that they won't heal. Your Majesty, please reconsider!"
"I'll think twice your head!" I couldn't move on the bed and wanted to jump up and hit him. When I was eavesdropping on Nian Gu and Song'e's conversation, I could still walk, but he tied me up like this as soon as he came. I really wanted to jump up and hit him with a hammer.
"Aaah!" I shouted, and the 'divine doctor' nodded in satisfaction." It seems that Your Majesty's vitality has recovered quite well. My treatment method is indeed very useful.”
"I'll use your d * ck!" I twisted left and right, but I still couldn't stand up because my feet were wrapped in a layer of gauze.
" Sob sob " I lay on the bed and wanted to cry. If I can't wash my body for a month in summer, will I become a jar of pickled vegetables?
It was so hot. It reminded me of the days when I was still in Jinling. There would be endless ice cubes in the courtyard for the hotel guests. At this time, the little me would secretly take a piece and put it in my mouth. However, the ice that I took out was often too big. I would cover it under the sun for a while, and when most of it turned into water, I would put it in my mouth.
Originally, the imperial palace of the Southern Dynasty wasn't lacking in ice. However, because of my childish behavior during the sword dance competition, the female minister decided to send all the ice in the palace and the ice that was about to be sent to the northern part of Da Yuan as a form of apology.
The female physiognomist also wrote a letter. In short, the devilish child at home was insensible and had done such a stupid thing on a whim. Please kindly accept these ice cubes as an ice compress or as a special summer drink. Please don't really take it to heart with the devilish child.
After I heard about this letter, I felt really aggrieved because that idiot Feng Tianjiao was younger than me.
The Northern Dynasty originally wanted to pursue the matter, but seeing that the Southern Dynasty did not mention a single word about the victory or defeat or the beheading of the three generals, they really did not have the face to continue throwing it out. This anniversary passed just like that.
After discussing with the female prime minister, Nian Gu decided to move the only liquid fund in the palace, the construction cost of the new bathroom in Changle Palace, to give the three generals a grand burial and bury them with their families in the distant mountains.
"Aaah!" I continued to scream in pain on the bed after the two of them left. Tong E walked over silently." It's okay. I won't die."”
"Have you tried?"
"No, I haven't."
"Then why don't you try not showering for a month in the summer!”
"No." Then she picked up the clothes that I had dropped under the bed and walked out unhurriedly.
I looked at her back, my face filled with disbelief.
"Ah!"
The entire Changle Palace echoed with my shouts. I only stopped shouting when I remembered that Noble Consort Zhang was still living opposite.
Speaking of Noble Consort Zhang, I haven't seen her since the day I fell off my horse during the sword dance. But sometimes at night, the Weiyang Palace opposite was brightly lit. I would quietly sit up and climb out of the window to see if I could take a look at him.
The summer was really hot, and the door opposite was often ajar. I tried very hard to see if he was inside, but every time I was a little disappointed.
Alright then. I turned around and went back to my bed. I hadn't seen him for a long time. I could only think back to his laughter in the stands that day. That was the first time his emotions had been so unrestrained in front of me.
Tong E was temporarily borrowed by Nian Gu to handle the funeral of three generals, and Song E had to temporarily replace Tong E's work. Therefore, there was really no one to chat with me recently, so I asked Song E to give an order to call all the harem members that could be called over, provided that they were willing to enter the palace to see me.
Song'e counted them." Your Majesty, they…"
"None of you are willing to come?" I put on a crying face.
"No, they're all coming!"
“？”I asked her to come forward to show me the harem's replies, and then my apple muscles rose again.
"Then hurry up!"
I don't know why, but the harem members were all very active. On the second day, they gathered all of them one by one. However, none of them were happy and covered in red and purple to please me. Most of them were crying very hard.
" Uh." I was speechless. I didn't know whether to support this or that.
Almost all of them had tears in their eyes as they cried in front of me. I didn't understand. They didn't lose any arms or legs. Now that they were tied up like a mummy, it should be me, right?
" Okay, okay, stop!" I made a " stop " gesture." Let's talk things out. What are you doing?"”
"Your Majesty!" Qu Zhaoyi pounced on my knees. I wanted to cry out in pain for him.
"We, we know that we don't have the fortune to truly serve His Majesty, but we also hope to be by His Majesty's side!”
"Who wants to chase you away? Don't you usually live outside the palace most of the time?”
"That's right! But the Imperial Consort doesn't want us to come back!”
"You mean Noble Consort Zhang?"
"Yes, sir!" The harem below nodded in unison.
"Aren't you guys getting along very well? You guys admired him during the last festival!”
"Of course we admire the noble consort's beauty and talent, but his attitude towards us is like a 180-degree turn. Your Majesty, look, my hand is bruised by him.”Qu Zhaoyi stretched out her arm. I saw that there was indeed a mark on it, but it didn't seem to be very strong.
"When did you call?"
"On the way here just now." Lady An, who was next to me, came over." Just now, Qu Zhaoyi and a few of us from the harem who lived in the south of the city were chatting and laughing as we came over. We bumped into the Imperial Consort. We walked up to greet him, but the Imperial Consort threw a hand on Qu Zhaoyi's arm. We were all shocked.”
"Little Qu, did you offend him?"
"I can't even wait to admire him, how would he dare to offend Her Highness!”
The eunuch beside them also whispered into my ear," That's right, Your Majesty. I heard that ever since the day of the sword dance, the Imperial Consort has become very strange. Recently, there had been rumors in the palace that he was unwilling to get close to people. Compared to before, it was even worse. Moreover, he would often smash things and beat and scold people. There were already several palace servants who had been chased out of Weiyang Palace. There were no real wounds on their bodies, so they did not really do anything wrong. What do you think is going on?"
I listened carefully to the things that happened during the days I was asleep. As I listened, I suddenly laughed. The people who were crying to me looked at me in disbelief.
"Your Majesty?" The eunuch looked at me with a trembling voice. Those who didn't know better would think that I had some side effects from Feng Tianjiao's attack.
"What? Ah. I'm fine." I realized that everyone in the palace was looking at me, so I put down my raised apple muscles." Continue."”
The harem looked at each other and said to me with red eyes,"Your Majesty, you have to help us."”
"Yes, Your Majesty. The day before yesterday, the Imperial Consort even robbed the imperial kitchen to make pastries for me.”
"Also, the birds I raised in the garden of the palace were chased away by the imperial concubine with a stone.”
"And…"
I heard that each and every one of them wanted me to make decisions, making me not know if I had so many decisions to make.
" Okay, okay, stop--" I made a " stop " gesture again." I got it, I got it. How about this, you guys stay here for a while and do whatever you want. I'll go next door to see if Zhang Guifei is there. If she is, invite her over."”
The whole palace looked at me suspiciously again, as if I was saying something impossible.
" Believe me, I should be able to bring him over." I stood up. A palace maid wanted to help me, but I refused.
I should be able to do it.
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