"Uh, I think Mr. He might not be a bootlicker.
Perhaps it was just a coincidence that the person he liked didn't like him. Perhaps there would still be hope if he persisted.”
Fan Shan decided to dig a hole for Su Chen.
After all, as a veteran bootlicker, he knew that this type of audience was very supportive of this kind of self-deceiving hope.
"Brother Shan, are you saying that Mr. He is a spare tire?”
Su Chen pretended to be puzzled.
???
I didn't. I'm not. Don't talk nonsense!
Fan Shan's eyes widened. He realized that not only did he fail to trick Su Chen, but he also tricked himself.
In this world, bootlickers were just unrequited love.
However, Bei Tai was a real derogatory term. It referred to the Tauren and the scapegoat!
..........
"I didn't mean that. Brother Su, don't talk nonsense.”
Fan Shan's face sank when he heard this.
"I just feel that it's a little irresponsible of you to give your fans and audience such an arbitrary conclusion.
We have to think about the fans when we make the show. If our comments cause the fans to miss out on a rare marriage, wouldn't that be a sin?”
Fan Shan was indeed an old fox. Although his hosting ability was a little bad, his ability to splash dirty water and put on a hat was simply superb.
Just a few sentences had stirred up the emotions of some bootlickers and female green tea in the live broadcast room.
"You're right. Maybe this is just a way for the girl to test her pursuers.”
"It's true. There's always a process in dating. How can it be done in a short time?”
"This host is too young. His words are indeed not very responsible.”
Looking at the objection that suddenly appeared, Su Chen smiled slightly."
"Since Brother Shan has a different point of view, let's do an experiment.”
"Oh? Experiment? What experiment?"
Fan Shan raised his eyebrows.
"It's like this. I've found some questions. I'll play the role of a bootlicker, and you'll play the role of the woman being pursued. We'll answer them together.
Finally, let the fans and audience judge for themselves whether it was bootlicking or a normal pursuit. How about that?”
Su Chen smiled.
"This is possible."
Fan Shan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he was secretly happy.
He had more than 20 years of experience in courting bootlickers.
He did not expect that he would finally have a place to use it today. This kid was simply courting death!
"Alright, let's start with those few lines!”
"The first question is because I sent dozens of messages to the goddesses yesterday, and then the goddesses replied that you kept sending messages and were annoyed to death.”
Su Chen laughed.
Fan Shan frowned and thought for a moment before replying,"
"This situation should have disturbed the other party. We should stop sending messages and talk about it after a while.”
Su Chen smiled again.
"Alright, as a bootlicker, I feel that my goddess is actually starting to care if I'm annoyed by sending so many messages.
Then I must prove with my actions that I'm not annoyed or tired and that I can continue to post.”
???
F * ck!
Fan Shan was stunned. How could he understand this?
He wasn't the only one who had doubts. The hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live streaming room were also very puzzled.
"This works? So this was what it meant. I've learned it, I've learned it.”
"Aiyoyo, you're progressing so fast. Even the goddess is starting to care about you.”
"This isn't right. Why do I feel that this plot is a little familiar?”
"Hiss, do you think there's a possibility that Teacher Su is mocking us???”
"F * ck! Be more confident in this netizen and remove the possibility.”
"Can anyone tell me how much wine I have to drink to fall in love? I'm about to f * cking die from drinking!”
............
The bullet comments also quickly joined in and started a heated discussion.
Su Chen immediately continued,"
"The second question, the goddess said that you are a good person. What should I do?”
"I think she might be rejecting us tactfully. We should try another way.”
Fan Shan pondered for a moment, took out his phone, and began to communicate with his team.
He felt that his strength was not enough to fight against Su Chen.
"Alright, then as a bootlicker, I feel that the goddess has already begun to recognize my character.
It means that she has already begun to consider marriage. I can even prepare to propose.”
Su Chen said with a smile.
????
Was that so?
How could this question be interpreted like this?
Fan Shan frowned. He even started to doubt himself.
"The third question. The goddess said that our personalities don't match and we're not suitable to be together.”
Su Chen did not give Fan Shan a chance to think and continued to ask questions.
"This, this should be a clear rejection. He should have given up on pursuing her.”
Fan Shan looked at the team's reply and braced himself.
For some reason, he seemed a little lacking in confidence this time.
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[PS: I'm asking for some flowers and tickets!]!!
Dear readers, you're not confident at all!!!
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