I'm plagued by misfortune and I'm being broadcast live on the internet

Shen Lang, who was plagued by misfortune, accidentally activated the calamity system. He would receive different rewards for every calamity he passed! Everywhere he went, disasters occurred one after another. What was worse was that he was even exposed by the entire internet! The neighbor’s auntie thought,"Shen Lang, this child, has been unlucky since he was young." Abbot Yang Guang: " On the day he appeared, a meteor shower of thousands of arrows shot at me!" All the netizens on the internet: What, Brother Shen is not doing bad today? Take the stage and block it! Great Xia’s officials said,"We solemnly promise that we will not use Shen Lang first." The 192 countries in the world thought,’Let’s boycott Shen Lang and let him stay in Great Xia!’ Shen Lang said," Please, let me go. I’m just a little unlucky."