Old Qin, If It Doesn't Work, Let's Spend Some Money to See a Traditional Chinese Medicine Doctor!）
Under everyone's anticipation, Qin Xiaoxian and Sun Jiuxiang walked onto the stage.
To be honest, the two of them were very nervous at the moment.
Especially Qin Xiaoxian. Even though he already had the ability to perform crosstalk at the maximum level, he still felt a little guilty when he saw Guo Degang, Luan Yunping, and the other big shots sitting below the stage.
It was no wonder.
The art of crosstalk was quite simple.
No matter what kind of education you have or what kind of background you have, as long as you can speak, you can do crosstalk.
However, it was quite difficult.
It was easy to express the crosstalk, but it was difficult to get the audience to approve of what was expressed and satisfy everyone!
A good crosstalk actor's foundation was to have outstanding basic skills, but most of it depended on his on-the-spot state.
You can only slowly adapt to the stage and perform crosstalk well after experiencing more.
The number of times Qin Xiaoxian performed on stage could be counted on one hand.
It would be abnormal if he wasn't nervous at this time.
The two of them walked to the center of the stage and bowed to everyone sincerely.
"Thank you for your warm applause. The show is going on one after another. The last performance was performed by Liu Xiaoting and Zhang Jiutai.”
Sun Jiuxiang nodded.
"Well said!"
Qin Xiaoxian continued.
"The two of us have been swapped for this performance. My name is Qin Xiaoxian, and I'm a primary school student in the crosstalk world!”
Oh ~
After he introduced himself, the audience was very excited.
Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and the others looked at each other.
Judging from Qin Xiaoxian's performance after he went on stage, he was still very tight.
In jargon, it was a little too serious!
Sometimes crosstalk performances were like this. The more serious they were, the more counterproductive they were.
The audience would see through your intentions.
The audience didn't say anything because Old Qin was popular enough.
Otherwise, they believed that Qin Xiaoxian would become even more nervous after being influenced by the audience!
But then again...
This didn't mean that Qin Xiaoxian's crosstalk skills were good. Nervousness was something that every actor who had just stepped onto the stage could not avoid.
Moreover, they were still sitting below the stage.
Qin Xiaoxian was just a little nervous, but there was nothing wrong with that!
"Allow me to introduce my partner, Sun Jiuxiang, an excellent sidekick actor from the Nine Words Department!”
Sun Jiuxiang waved his hand.
"He's just a supporting actor. He's not outstanding!”
Qin Xiaoxian did not refute.
"No matter what, Teacher Sun still has some awareness. At least he knows that he's not outstanding!”
Hahaha…
Sun Jiuxiang was stunned.
He just wanted to be humble to Qin Xiaoxian, but he didn't expect this person to be so rude.
"Today's crosstalk will be performed by the two of us!”
Qin Xiaoxian explained to everyone. Then, his expression changed and he looked at everyone apologetically.
"Before the official performance today, please allow me to apologize to all the audience who watched this performance!”
Hearing this, Sun Jiuxiang was at a loss.
"Why not?"
"Why are you apologizing all of a sudden?”
The audience below the stage was also dumbfounded. They did not know what kind of apology Qin Xiaoxian was making!
"Well, I'm sorry to have brought such an ugly actor on stage!”
Hahaha…
Phew ~~
Qin Xiaoxian said as he bowed to the audience.
" Wait a minute. I know I'm not good-looking, but you don't have to be so scared of me, right?"
"Besides, can he blame me for being ugly?”
Sun Jiuxiang looked at Qin Xiaoxian with an aggrieved expression.
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned.
"If not, why are you looking at me like that?"
"What do you mean? He blames me for your ugly appearance?”
Hahaha…
Old Qin's reversal made the audience exceptionally happy.
Even Guo Degang smiled.
Originally, he was worried that Qin Xiaoxian would be too tight and unable to let go. Now, it seemed that his worry was unnecessary.
He was a little nervous, but he quickly adjusted himself!
"Qin Xiaoxian, can you learn something from your master?”
" Why are you always trying to take advantage of the sidekicks?"
Phew ~~
Hahaha…
Sun Jiuxiang's ability to hack was not bad either.
When she saw Guo Degang sitting below the stage, she directly threw the pendant at him.
Qin Xiaoxian looked at Sun Jiuxiang with a smile.
"You make it sound like he's not your master!”
Hahaha…
Sun Jiuxiang scratched his head awkwardly.
"That's true ~"
Qin Xiaoxian didn't dwell on this question and continued.
"Everyone saw it as well. Today is the opening performance of the seventh team of Deyun Society. Do you know why Brother Meng pulled me, an actress from the Xiao Department who hasn't shown my face yet, to the seventh team?”
Sun Jiuxiang responded without hesitation.
" What else could it be? I spent money!"
Phew ~~
Qin Xiaoxian shook his head.
"No!"
"It's because my talent moved him!”
When Qin Xiaoxian finished speaking, the audience below the stage was the first to lose their composure.
"Tsk ~~"
Then, they let out disdainful voices in unison.
"Take a look. Don't talk about me. The audience doesn't believe me!”
Sun Jiuxiang pointed at the audience and looked at Qin Xiaoxian calmly.
"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. After all, I'll make everyone believe it later!”
Qin Xiaoxian replied confidently.
Sun Jiuxiang stared at him suspiciously.
"Old Qin, I'm not trying to discourage you, but you're a disciple who hasn't even formally acknowledged a master, what kind of talent can you possibly have?”
Qin Xiaoxian placed his hands behind his back.
"Have you seen Journey to the West?"
"I've seen it before ~"
"I can finish the entire Journey to the West in twenty seconds!”
Sun Jiuxiang exclaimed in disbelief.
"Twenty seconds?"
Qin Xiaoxian was very certain.
"Yes, twenty seconds!"
Sun Jiuxiang asked with uncertainty.
"Did you finish the entire Journey to the West?"
Qin Xiaoxian said domineeringly.
"I have to finish everything, and everyone can understand it!”
"You just have to see if my mouth is fast or not!”
Sun Jiuxiang nodded.
"If that's the case, then you're really talented!”
"You finished the entire Journey to the West in 20 seconds, and everyone understood it. This is interesting!”
"Then why don't you show us now?”
Qin Xiaoxian didn't refuse.
"Alright, anyway, I'm here today to break the doubt. Everyone, listen up!”
"Say, Tang Sanzang went to the Western Heaven to obtain scriptures and succeeded in the end.”
Hmm?
Hahaha…
The audience was stunned at first, but then they all smiled.
"How is it?"
"It didn't even take 10 seconds, and I completed the mission ahead of time!”
Qin Xiaoxian was very excited.
Sun Jiuxiang was very serious.
" Old Qin, why don't we spend some money to see a traditional Chinese doctor? I know a few good doctors. Your illness isn't light."
Hahaha…
"Good fellow, you call this true talent?”
"Aren't you just a child playing house?”
Qin Xiaoxian was furious.
"What illness?"
"You're the one who's sick!"
"Don't you just want real talent? I'll give you Duan Guankou and let you take a good look at my basic skills!”
"In order to make you convinced, I'll make it a little more difficult. I'll give you a spooky version of the dish name!”
The ghost and animal version of the dish name?
Hearing this, the audience was dumbfounded. What the hell was this?
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