In the end, the two groups of people set off in two different directions.
Zhang Mengyu led the way.
Shen Teng struggled to carry the stone slab. Every step was difficult.
Walking without shoes was indeed a little torturous.
Su Yu followed behind the two men and doubted her life.
The soles of her feet hurt! It really hurt!
It was not that she had any objections to the show, but she felt that she was a little wronged. She had been cheated on her first time participating in a variety show.
"Damn it, it's more like Survival in the Wild.”
Su Yu looked at Shen Teng, who was staggering in front of her.
What else could he do? Making merry in the midst of hardship!
"Brother Teng, wait for me!"
Shen Teng chased after him with small steps and threw away the stone slab on his back.
"Aiyo, little sister, your calling me brother has made my bones go soft. It's all your fault. It's your turn to carry it.”
Su Yu looked at Shen Teng with her mouth agape.
But that's impossible. Only I can ruin this show!
"Aiyo! I pricked my foot!"
Su Yu bent down and sat on the ground.
Shen Teng knew that he had met his match.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing their heads off.
"Oh my god! Hahahaha, these two are so funny, hahahahaha!”
"Su Yu and Shen Teng are really a pair of weirdos.”
"Su Yu is so angry. This is my first time participating in a variety show, and I was tricked into going deep into the mountains?”
"Shen Teng, you shameless bastard! Don't tire my Su Yu out!”
"I'll be frank. Didn't that sound just now make my bones go soft?”
"Oh, I'm getting more and more curious about what these two can do!”
"Shouldn't you be taking care of the girl?”
"Take care of her? She should take care of him, but look at the situation. The man himself isn't much better. How can she take care of him?”
With the two of them making such a fuss, Zhang Mengyu, who had opened the way, had no choice but to turn back.
After much persuasion, the three of them came to an agreement. Each of them would memorize a bit of the map. As for the stone slab, they would just leave it here and not serve it.
"Sister, come and help me walk. Don't hurt your feet again.”
Just like that, the three of them set off on their journey in a lively manner.
Fortunately, it was still early, and the sun was not strong enough. Otherwise, the three of them would have died here.
As time passed, the three people, no, two groups of six people, no longer had any idol baggage.
Finally, it was around nine o'clock and the sun began to heat up. Su Yu and the other two arrived at their destination.
A cave! The map showed that this was where they lived.
"Boom! Kacha! Kacha! Boom! Kacha! Kacha!"
At this moment, more than a dozen figures raised their clubs and surrounded the three of them while shouting slogans.
Looking at the female leader in the middle, Su Yu's heart skipped a beat.
"It's over! Her only female identity was gone! The team mascot status is gone!"
"Welcome to the Hong Ka Cha tribe! I am your leader! "Ouch!" The
female leader roared. Su Yu felt relieved. Looking at her physique, she should still have the advantage.
However, she only felt two figures flash beside her. In the next second, Shen Teng and Zhang Mengyu appeared behind the female leader.
"Leader, I finally see you. It's not easy, Leader. Let me massage your shoulders!”
"I'll massage your legs!"
Su Yu felt numb when she saw the two of them fawning over her.
"Hey! Why was Su Yu stunned? Hurry up and lick it!"
"It's obvious that your future will depend on whether you can make Chief happy.”
"You're still young, my female goose. You have a pair of long legs and don't understand the ways of the world at all!”
"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Look at how Su Yu doubts her life, hahahahaha!”
"From now on, you will be called Hong Ka Cha Yu, Hong Ka Cha Vine, and Hong Ka Cha Su!”
The female leader happily named the three of them.
Then, he brought the three of them to the edge of the cave and threw Su Yu two pieces of animal skin and a bone needle.
"Your task is to sew shoes and a backpack!”
Su Yu looked at the two men who were laughing behind the leader's back and deeply doubted her own values.
"Who am I? Where am I? I've become an embroidery lady?"
In the end, she laughed out loud in the next second.
"You two! I hate you stinky men who change their tune the most!”
"These two stones! Grind it into a stone axe! If they did not complete the mission, no one would be able to eat!”
Following the direction of the female leader's finger, he looked at the stone that was bigger than a human head.
Su Yu laughed!
"Lick, lick until you lose everything!”
Su Yu suddenly felt that the embroidery lady was pretty good. At least she didn't have to spend much effort.
"It's over. Looking at Su Yu's gloating expression, I feel like something's wrong with her.”
"Nonsense, I don't think these people are normal.”
"I got lost in the sound of banging and cracking. Su Yu actually started working!”
"Good-for-nothing Goose! You've been deceived! You have to know that you don't work! Why did you start fighting with this comparison?!”
"Oh my god, I just went to see Little Treasure's group. Good heavens, compared to this place, that thatched cottage over there is simply heaven!”
"I want to record this. I want to tell Su Yu that I want to mess with her!”
"I think Su Yu is good at needlework!”
"What the f * ck! With this skill, you won't even dare to go to the clubhouse if I give you underwear. Once you take off your pants, you'll be laughed at by the technician. You'll have to feel inferior for the rest of your life!”
“......... I just hope my wife doesn't see the bullet screen above..."
Su Yu didn't even know that she had suddenly invented a technique to prevent men from fooling around.
The sun gradually turned scorching hot. Finally, Su Yu and the other two were done!
"Little Yu's plastic surgery is not bad. Although it doesn't look good, it's really comfortable to wear!”
"Thank you, Little Yu!"
Zhang Mengyu and Shen Teng looked at the shoes on their feet. They were so happy that they didn't have to go barefoot anymore.
This was how the show was like. It was about finding joy in the midst of hardship. Otherwise, what else could it be?
"By the way, Little Yu, since you're so good at singing, why don't you give us a few lines about our current situation?”
Shen Teng and Zhang Mengyu stopped what they were doing and looked at Su Yu.
This was also an opportunity to promote the new song! It all depended on whether Su Yu could grasp it.
Su Yu's eyes lit up!
Come on, I've been sleeping in silence for the past two hours!
The netizens in the live broadcast room were also looking forward to it. After all, Su Yu's new song had just been released and the quality was very good. They were looking forward to Su Yu's new work.
"Watch me improvise!"
"You two come together!"
Su Yu pulled the two of them up. Shen Teng and Zhang Mengyu stood on both sides of Su Yu in a daze.
The next moment, Su Yu spoke in an inaccurate Sichuan dialect.
"My soles hurt ~ It really hurts ~!”
"Only then did I realize that shoes are the greatest invention!”
Su Yu gritted her teeth.
"Hahahaha!"
Looking at Su Yu's excited expression, Zhang Mengyu laughed so hard that he sat on the ground.
Shen Tengren was dumbfounded. I gave you a chance to promote your new song, and you're doing this for me. Why are you so disappointing?
However, the two of them were soon brainwashed by this demonic tone.
"My soles hurt ~~~ It really hurts ~!”
Not long after, the cave was filled with the demonic sounds of the three of them.
"These three are crazy. Next!”
"Oh f * cking hell, all I can think about is the pain in the soles of my feet!”
"Looks like he was indeed tortured quite badly, hahahahaha!”
"Shocking! Su Yu's new song! The soles of her feet hurt!
"You really don't have any idol baggage at all?”
"Hahahaha, I don't think these three have really reverted to their ancestors, right?”
"It's over. I think this show is really, hahahaha, torturing the three of them until they're going crazy!”
"Suyu, you're normal. I'm afraid...”
"It's over. I realized that I'm no longer interested in crispy fish. My long legs are no longer fragrant. I just want to see the soles of crispy fish's feet..."
"I like goddesses and hate crazy people like her, but if it's Su Yu, forget I said anything!”
"Su Yu is too down-to-earth. With this personality, I really can't believe that he would commit suicide because of love some time ago!”
"This also shows that Su Yu values relationships, right? This kind of carefree, I love her."
Su Yu and the other two vented their emotions. Oh my god, since they arrived here this morning, nothing had happened that they expected.
He finally found the familiar happiness.
Not to mention the audience, even the members of the program team were dumbfounded.
This was a half-science variety show that showed people how hard the human ancestors lived in the Stone Age.
Why were the three of them so happy?
"All of you, be quiet!"
The female leader shouted and led her subordinates over.
"Chief, we've finished all our work. Isn't it time for dinner?!”
"Look, we have a little girl here. She's growing. Hunger affects her growth.”
The female leader came up to check the results of the three people and then nodded in satisfaction.
"Not bad!"
"Then..."
The female leader's gaze swept over the three of them, and Su Yu suddenly had a bad feeling.
"You! Boom! The strongest man in the tribe would stay behind to protect the tribe!”
"You two, Hong Ka Cha Vine, Hong Ka Cha Su! Go out and find food!"
Su Yu's entire body cracked open. She had cracked open several times in the morning.
Did he f * cking allow her to eat so that she could go out and look for her? Where could he find one?
If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have done any f * cking work! Did he want to take advantage of the coolness just now to go out and look for discomfort?
"I'm really an innocent child!"
Su Yu complained. Then, she saw the female leader's fierce gaze.
Boom! Crack!
He quickly added the word "bang" to his words.
Learning the leader's actions, the little arms swinging, the show's effect exploding.
The netizens in the live broadcast laughed, while Su Yu and Shen Teng cried.
"Are you happy? I traded my happiness for it!"
"Even the pain in her feet can't hide the despair on Su Yu's face.”
"Hahahaha, my heart really hurts, but I can't help but laugh!”
"Su Yu has a clear understanding of herself!”
The next chapter begins, and Su Yu officially takes off! The highlight moment of the entire internet! Shen Teng and Zhang Mengyu, the two brothers, escorted the little crispy fish…
By the way, is this segment of the variety show good? If you think it's boring, I won't let Crisp Fish go after this episode.
Please express your opinions!
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