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1 Really? I don’t believe

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"It's not a big problem. Just drink more hot water when you go back.”

Lu Yu smiled and said to a female patient in front of him.

"Look! I told you, just drink more hot water! Why did you have to come to the hospital?"

"Great, didn't the doctor also tell you to drink more hot water?”

The girl's boyfriend shrugged helplessly.

When the girl heard this, she immediately used the bag in her hand to hit the boy.

"You just don't love me anymore!”

After venting, he slammed the door and left.

"Lili!"

"Lili!"

The boy smiled awkwardly at Lu Yu, then hurriedly chased after him.

……

Lu Yu looked at this scene and shook his head with a smile. He was already used to it.

Lu Yu was about to let the next patient in and was about to control the computer to report the number.

The landline on the table rang.

Ring ring ring…

"Hello, this is Lu Yu."

This kind of internal phone call was usually made when a doctor was needed.

"Doctor Lu, please come to Treatment Room 3. I have a situation here.”

"Alright, I'll be right there."

Judging from the other party's tone, he was not in a hurry. He must have encountered a difficult problem, but it was not life-threatening.

When he arrived at Treatment Room 3, he was surprised to find that there were many doctors and nurses in the room. There were no less than ten people.

The timid patients would probably be shocked by this scene.

He was probably wondering if it was time for him to prepare for his death.

"Xiaoqing, what's going on?"

Lu Yu found the nurse who called him just now, Li Xiaoqing.

"Doctor Lu, you're finally here! Take a look!"

"This patient, he…he stuffed a light bulb into his mouth!”

When Li Xiaoqing saw Lu Yu, it was as if she had seen her savior. She pulled Lu Yu away from the other doctors and went to the innermost part.

"Huh?"

Lu Yu was stunned. When he saw the patient, he was stunned.

The patient was a young man in his thirties. At this moment, he was sitting on the hospital bed with a dispirited expression.

His appearance was slightly comical, and his cheeks were very puffed up because there was a light bulb stuffed in his mouth!

What a talent!

What was the reason that made him so depressed? Stuffing a light bulb into his mouth?

"Doctor Lu, you helped someone take a peach out of their mouth before.”

"The situation now is similar to back then. Quickly think of a way!”

Li Xiaoqing said.

Lu Yu nodded slightly. He had received a patient before.

Because he was drunk, he made a bet with his friend that he could swallow the entire peach.

In the end, the peach was stuffed into his mouth.

However, he couldn't swallow it or take it out.

In fact, the problem with the peach was easy to solve. It was just that the group of people were drunk at that time and their brains were not bright. No one thought of it.

Compared to Peach, the lightbulb was several times more difficult!

Light bulbs were pear-shaped, and the distance between the front end and the largest diameter was short.

Therefore, it was easy to enter, but it was difficult to come out.

After the light bulb entered your mouth, it would press down on your tongue, making it impossible for you to open your mouth to the maximum, so you couldn't come out.

Lu Yu stepped forward and touched the light bulb's butt with his hand. The patient immediately whimpered in pain.

Lu Yu noticed that the patient's lips had already started to crack.

Once the skin dried, the stickiness would become stronger and it would be even harder to take it out.

"Doctor Lu, what should we do?"

The other interns beside him asked.

"Oh, you guys go get a bag of normal saline, and get some wax oil, gauze, and cotton.”

Lu Yu had already thought of a plan.

When the nurses heard this, they immediately took action.

Five minutes later, everything was ready.

Lu Yu started his own operation while the others stood at the side and watched.

They had never encountered such a case before, so it was a rare learning opportunity.

Lu Yu opened the saline solution, then used a pair of tweezers to pick up some cotton and soaked it in the saline solution.

Then, he gently wiped the patient's lips with moist cotton.

As the cotton was wiped, the patient could not help but twitch because of the pain.

"This is to keep your lips moist and prevent them from cracking further.”

Lu Yu explained.

Then, he began to stuff gauze, cotton, and kerosene into the patient's mouth.

It was almost impossible to take out the whole light bulb. The only way was to break it.

Therefore, he had to put enough gauze and cotton in his mouth to prevent the light bulb fragments from scratching his mouth.

As for the wax oil, it played a role in smoothness.

"I'm going to break the light bulb. Try to keep your mouth open.”

After Lu Yu finished speaking, the patient heard a pop before he could react.

The light bulb shattered.

"Open your mouth, lower your head, and swing it down a few times.”

Lu Yu had already placed the trash can that he had prepared in advance in front of the patient.

The patient quickly did as he was told.

Countless light bulb fragments mixed with cotton gauze fell out of the patient's mouth.

"Keep your mouth open and don't move.”

After almost all of them fell off, Lu Yu used a flashlight and tweezers to clean the patient's mouth more carefully.

"Wash your mouth."

Lu Yu heaved a sigh of relief. His mouth was not cut, and the treatment was perfect!

" Thank…thank you, doctor…"

The patient opened his mouth to thank him, and his speech was a little clumsy.

"I don't mean to offend you, but I'm really curious. Why did you put the light bulb in your mouth?”

At this moment, a young nurse looked at the patient curiously.

It was the same for the other medical staff.

"I…I just saw a reminder on the packaging of the light bulb. Don't put the light bulb into your mouth.”

I'm just curious, why can't you stuff a light bulb into your mouth and then…"

The young nurse interrupted him and could not help but ask,"And then you put the light bulb in your mouth?”

"That's right! If it were you, wouldn't you be curious?”The patient nodded.

"Pfft…Hahaha…"

"I'm sorry, we're professionals. We usually don't laugh unless we really can't hold it in!”

Laughter rose and fell in the treatment room. This matter really made people not know whether to laugh or cry.

When the patient saw this, he immediately became even more embarrassed. It was simply the death of a large society.

After sending the patient away, the medical staff continued to discuss.

He believed that it would not be long before this strange news spread throughout the entire hospital.

Who wouldn't share such a fun thing with their colleagues?

……

Li Xiaoqing pushed the trolley and stored the remaining medical supplies.

When she came out, she met the director of the logistics department.

"Xiaoqing, do you want to go up to the third floor later?”The logistics department director asked.

"Yes, I'm on duty on the third floor today.”Li Xiaoqing nodded.

"That's great. There's a broken light in the utility room on the third floor. Master Wang is there. Help me bring this light bulb to him.”

"I still have other things to do, so I'll have to trouble you.”

The logistics director gave the light bulb to Li Xiaoqing and ran away.

Li Xiaoqing didn't mind. She took the light bulb to the utility room on the third floor.

However, there was no one inside. He did not know where Master Wang had gone.

She put down the light bulb and was about to leave when she suddenly remembered what had just happened.

Her gaze fell on the light bulb. She walked back and picked it up.

She gestured a few times with her mouth and muttered softly,

"You really can't take it out after stuffing it into your mouth?”

"Really? I don't believe it…"

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