I’m looking at the EKG, and you’re reporting me for working in the stock market?
35 I’m impressed! I’m convinced, okay?

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Lu Yu really had to give in to this old man!

This was the first time he had met such a weirdo.

Even if it's just ordering takeout, it's not something you can return just because you want to.

It was like going to a restaurant to eat, ordering a dish, then calling the waiter over and saying, I didn't eat a single bite of this dish. Can I return it?

Do you think she can give you a refund?

Would the restaurant owner agree?

……

Jin Haidong saw Lu Yu's expression and knew that it would not work.

He was about to cry. If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have been so reckless. He should have taken a look at where he was injured.

Now, he was probably going to be ruthlessly ripped off by the ambulance!

He had long heard that the ambulance fees were very high. They could easily cost hundreds of yuan, and some could even cost thousands!

However, he did not need an ambulance at all now. Wouldn't his money be wasted?

" Doctor, I'm still a student…"

" Furthermore, she came here from another city to attend university. She has no one to rely on…"

Jin Haidong looked at Lu Yu pitifully. He hoped that Lu Yu would not cheat him. He did not have much money.

Lu Yu rolled his eyes. How could he not know what Jin Haidong was thinking?

Lu Yu had encountered such situations many times before.

How many people had ever been in an ambulance in their lives?

It was the first time for many people to take the ambulance, so they didn't know if it would cost money to call an ambulance.

Coupled with the chaos in the early medical industry, some bad rumors spread.

A casual search on the internet would bring up a bunch of disputes related to ambulances.

But in reality.

With the improvement of the current system, there was already a complete industry standard and charging system for the use and payment of ambulances.

There were not many cases of unreasonable charges anymore. Occasionally, there would be some disputes in a small number of private hospitals.

"Don't worry. You don't need the equipment in the car. We don't need to save you. It won't cost much.”

"At most, it'll cost a kilometer, which is the fuel fee. It's estimated to be 20 to 30 yuan.”

"And we will give you a list of fees later. If you have any objections, you can apply for a review.”

After Lu Yu finished speaking, a few exclamations came from the side.

"F * ck! So cheap?"

"I always thought that ambulances would cost hundreds or even thousands!”

"This is cheaper than a taxi!”

Just as Lu Yu had expected, most people were scared by the rumors on the Internet and thought that it would be a sky-high price.

"The ambulance charges will be adjusted according to the price level of each place, so the charges are different in each place.”

"The price in Su City is relatively reasonable.”

"Also, don't think of any crooked ideas! You're treating the ambulance like a taxi!"

"You will be suspected of occupying medical resources and disturbing public order. When the time comes, it won't be the doctors and nurses who will receive you, but the police and the silver bracelet!”

Lu Yu gave everyone a friendly reminder.

Has there ever been an incident where an ambulance was treated like a taxi?

I can tell you very clearly that there are really little cuties (idiots) who have done this before!

……

"Let's go."

Lu Yu patted Jin Haidong's shoulder and motioned for him to take the ambulance.

"Then this stretcher…"

Jin Haidong looked at the stretcher on the ground. He wanted to try lying on it.

" 60 yuan for lying down. Labor fee!"

Lu Yu smiled and pointed at the nurse beside him.

Jin Haidong shrunk his neck. Then it's better not to lie down!

He walked to the ambulance and sat in it.

……

At the entrance of the Emergency Department of Shuangwang Hospital.

Ye Xiaoling, Master Gou, and the netizens in the live broadcast room had been waiting for a long time.

It was only eight o'clock at night, so it was still early to sleep.

When they heard that Lu Yu was going to treat a patient with fractures all over his body, they were instantly energized and started the live broadcast.

Beep beep, beep beep, beep beep…

The ambulance finally returned.

"Master Gou, let's go over and see if there's anything we can help with.”

Ye Xiaoling felt that it would be very difficult to move a patient with fractures all over his body, so she wanted to help.

Even if it was just to get some medical equipment.

However…

The moment the back door opened, everyone was dumbfounded.

They watched helplessly as the patient got out of the car by himself!

"What's going on?"

Ye Xiaoling rubbed her eyes, thinking that she was seeing things.

Lu Yu got down from the passenger seat, glanced at Ye Xiaoling, and took Jin Haidong to the treatment room.

Ye Xiaoling came back to her senses and quickly chased after him to ask about the situation.

When the netizens in the live broadcast room learned the ins and outs of the matter from the young nurse, Dai Ni, they all burst out laughing.

He couldn't laugh anymore. After all this time, it was his finger that had fractured! No wonder it hurt everywhere he touched!

Hahaha! He had really lived for a long time!

Why was everything that happened around Doctor Lu so funny?

……

In the treatment room.

"Your index finger is fractured, and there's no displacement. I'll give you an external fixator.”

"Your middle finger is dislocated. I'll help you put it back.”

Before Jin Haidong could react, Lu Yu grabbed his middle finger and cracked it.

Jin Haidong's eyeballs almost popped out. At this moment, his expression was distorted from the pain.

After a long time, he finally let out a whooshing sound.

When the pain was so great that he was about to suffocate, he couldn't scream.

Then, he fixed Jin Haidong's index finger.

After the treatment, Lu Yu said,"

"How about I prescribe you some Chinese medicine?”

When Jin Haidong heard this, he immediately shook his head." I'm not convinced.”

Lu Yu tilted his head and looked at Jin Haidong." Not convinced? Then you have a problem with me?"

"Ah?"

"No, I mean Chinese medicine is too bitter. I don't want to take it.”

Jin Haidong quickly explained.

"Then I'll write you a new prescription and give you a brick.”

Jin Haidong was confused." Brick?"

"Because there are all kinds of disagreements with the brick rule."

Jin Haidong was speechless.

"Isn't it funny? Why aren't you smiling?"

Lu Yu asked as he wrote the prescription.

The corner of Jin Haidong's mouth twitched. It was a little cold. He really couldn't smile…

The live broadcast room was also filled with joy.

He laughed to death! Doctor Lu's joke was really cold!

A cold joke was still a joke! Look at the patient's expression. It's uglier than eating sh * t!

Hahaha! Well said, don't say it again next time!

"Alright, stop joking. Chinese medicine is gentle and relatively cheap. It won't cause you too much financial burden.”

"Drink one every morning for seven consecutive days.”

"Come back in half a month to see your finger.”

Lu Yu passed the prescription to Jin Haidong.

"Thank you, Doctor."

Jin Haidong took the prescription and got up to leave.

At this moment, Lu Yu asked seriously,""Was that joke really not funny?”

Jin Haidong's face instantly turned uglier than crying.

Big pot, it really wasn't funny! But I don't want to tell you the truth and hurt you…

Puhahahaha! Doctor Lu, stop asking!

The patient said,"Don't make things difficult for me anymore!" Otherwise, I'll tell the truth and hurt you!

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